Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[marjoram]

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord my soul to keep
If I should die before I wake
Then sleeping was a big mistake

 

[Mimly]

Do you guys think our gorl is impacted by Destiny's engagement? She's definitely going to binge for a week straight.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Do you guys think our gorl is impacted by Destiny's engagement? She's definitely going to binge for a week straight.

“It’s all water weight you guise”

 

[Whatthefuck]

Do you guys think our gorl is impacted by Destiny's engagement? She's definitely going to binge for a week straight.

She's devastated. I'm positive of that. Anyone who's ever been broken up with by someone they actually love is always devastated when that person moves on regardless of how they've processed the break up. Thing is, we know that our gorl hasn't processed that breakup at all. She moved on with Neckster out of necessity, but she doesn't love her at least not as much as she loves Dustin. She's already binging, though. That silly diet was never going to work for her. She binged day one. Trust and believe that.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Imagine the look on the interviewer's face if Becky ever decided to get her own job and submit her resume...
"So..... why exactly have you been unemployed for the last year?"
"Uhhhh...."

Our resident wordsmith, @Strine composed a pretty fantastic cover letter for Becky awhile back in case the need should arise:

Hi, I'm Becky. I quit my old job to do crayon drawings and drive a deathfat narcissist to restaurants. I'm ready to enter the work force again now because she left me for someone with a more spacious car to take photos from the passenger seat in. My credentials including being a legitimate heir to the British Crown as proven by my results on www.ancestry.biz (see attached screencap) and receiving a shortlisting and "highly commended" on my anonymous submission to the 2nd grade art competition at my local Catholic elementary school, St Cletus Star of Kentucky. My crippling mild social anxiety is what prevented me from getting 1st place. My nephew died.

Transferable skills: errand running, I can draw Spiderman really well even his hands, ruling Britannia, having dead nephew

 

[Xenomorph]

Woah, Black Knuckle (Ham-ber-lamps)
Woah, Black Knuckle (Ham-ber-lamps)

Black Knuckle had a Thumb (Ham-ber-lamps)
The damn slugs gone dumb (Ham-ber-lamps)
She said " orange chicken on my mind" (Ham-ber-lamps)
The damn Thumb wont drive (Ham-ber-lamps)
They said 'woah black knuckle' (Ham-ber-lamps)
Whoa, black knuckle (Ham-ber-lamps)

 

[Big Al's Crusty Sty]

If Eric was smart he would post a video today. He’d get the highest view count ever, because everyone is waiting to see the state of that whole household right now.

 

[Hamberlynfeed]

Most recent Snapchat photo. She hasn’t lost a pound.

(blocked out time just in case she decides to track it to my account, which I’m sure is pointless considering not many people follow her SC)

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Most recent Snapchat photo. She hasn’t lost a pound.

Even with Snapchat filters she looks fat and ugly.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Even with Snapchat filters she looks fat and ugly.

She's the Patron Saint of Abusing Snapchat Filters. It's pretty sad that they can't even keep up anymore.

 

[Turd Blossom]

I have questions. She's wearing the same earrings as her earlier, "not amused" pic - did she pull off her Torrid Muumuu to pose for this? What in tarnation is happening with her boobs here? How many filters does Snapchat have that are designed to cut the circumference of your neck in half by 3/4? Her head looks like a strange freckled watermelon being held up by a baby carrot, sitting atop a giant pair of misshapen buttcheeks.
Is she trying to be sexy or is this just a post-Cheesecake Factory afterglow?

 

[Whatthefuck]

Another pic Amber decided to post on SC:View attachment 664117I have questions. She's wearing the same earrings as her earlier, "not amused" pic - did she pull off her Torrid Muumuu to pose for this? What in tarnation is happening with her boobs here? How many filters does Snapchat have that are designed to cut the circumference of your neck in half by 3/4? Her head looks like a strange freckled watermelon being held up by a baby carrot, sitting atop a giant pair of misshapen buttcheeks.
Is she trying to be sexy or is this just a post-Cheesecake Factory afterglow?

Her "cleavage" is starting to resemble a Y incision. This is all on cycle for her, though. She's going to have to break radio silence sooner or later or she won't even be able to afford the miracle that is Optavia.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Another pic Amber decided to post on SC:View attachment 664117I have questions. She's wearing the same earrings as her earlier, "not amused" pic - did she pull off her Torrid Muumuu to pose for this? What in tarnation is happening with her boobs here? How many filters does Snapchat have that are designed to cut the circumference of your neck in half by 3/4? Her head looks like a strange freckled watermelon being held up by a baby carrot, sitting atop a giant pair of misshapen buttcheeks.
Is she trying to be sexy or is this just a post-Cheesecake Factory afterglow?

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE NAKED

 

[ALs Bra]

I dunno AL, the rest of us kind of are lol.

She finally found out about CF discontinuing Orange Chicken then huh?

 

[log_breath]

Valentine's Day is going to be a mess. She is either going to bitch at Becky for not getting enough things to gloat about or she's gonna go full on melodramatic praising whatever she gets her.

 

[Malibougie]

“Not amused”. Uh oh. The hayderz can expect a stern talking to vid coming. We definitely ruined her chance of success with her $400 cardboard box diet from all of the stress.

It’s coming.

 

[carolburnett]

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE NAKED

One last desperate attempt to remind Destiny of what she's missing

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

If Eric was smart

I'ma stop you right there.

 

[Malibougie]

I could picture Becky slinging mystery meat, while giving today’s youth a hard time for evolving with the times.

She would have summers off, only have to stand a couple hours a day and a buffet everyday.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Ass-crack cleavage on point gorl!!!!