Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[YurraLAH]

Is she wearing wide jeans in the before pic or is her legs that huge already?

They're pajama pants.

 

[literally low-key]

HOLY !! Was browsing trying to find a specific pic of Amber AND I FOUND THIS:

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Its disturbing to see a picture of an overweight - obese person and think “Wow , she looks skinny !”

Another pic that proves she can't reach her ass to wipe!

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Another pic that proves she can't reach her ass to wipe!

I suspect she gave up that ghost long ago.

Do whales require special toilets? I have a fairly spacious bathroom but doubt that someone with an ass the size of hers could even fit between the vanity and the wall.

Now I can't stop thinking about her bathroom. You know that she can't clean the floor neither can her moose-like girlfriend.

That whole house must reek of rotting cheese, shit and shame.

I would like to thank you monsters for introducing me to the Maw of Unending Hunger known as Amber Reid.

 

[Dokkaebi]

HOLY !! Was browsing trying to find a specific pic of Amber AND I FOUND THIS:

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Its disturbing to see a picture of an overweight - obese person and think “Wow , she looks skinny !”

Fuck me running. This is appalling, I honestly don't even want to know how she 'cleans' herself after she uses the toilet if she doesn't bathe regularly. Even in the first pic it would look like she would have some difficulty reaching her turd cutter to wipe, second pic you know for damn sure she isn't able to wipe at all. Gross.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

HOLY !! Was browsing trying to find a specific pic of Amber AND I FOUND THIS:

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Its disturbing to see a picture of an overweight - obese person and think “Wow , she looks skinny !”

The circumference of her ankles seriously gives me anxiety. ?

 

[New & Improved Username]

The circumference of her ankles seriously gives me anxiety. ?

Her too since she takes such pains to hide the limphodema crease the ankles were buried under 300lbs ago. If she was serious (lol right) she should check herself into a rehab and treat this the same way you would a heroin addiction. But we all know that's not going to happen. I think she'll finally die of complications from gastric bypass because she wont follow doctor's orders and fuck up the recovery.

 

[Strine]

The circumference of her ankles seriously gives me anxiety. ?

Gorl needs those dainty elephant cankles to support her. Even the ancient Greeks knew giant heavy slabs needed strong columns to hold them up. Amber's pillar-legs are even fluted just like Hellenic columns, thanks to the unhealed wounds scoring her limbs!

80% of her viewership are dumb normies who sit through her videos, naturally without adblock, then try to lord it over her in the comments after giving her 8 ads' worth of revenue. That's her business model, and I clearly overestimated her acumen because I thought she knew that. If she disables comments she'll just be another Chantal.

Amber has been tweeting the usual vague angsty shit you'd expect from a fat teenage 70IQ emo. If this kvetching isn't because things are falling apart with Thumbslug, I think AL obviously pining for a better enabler will bring that about anyway.

Gorl calm down the axle of Becky's car isn't the best part of you

 

[toadoftoadhall]

Seems to me that AL's cycles seem to be getting about as erratic as a shit house rat. New tarps incoming, vague tweeting with a fierce, cunty social media 'it doesn't affect me Boo boos cuz I'm not a minor sthlooooooo....'. All in the span of what? 24-28 hours? My Mrs. Kravitz senses are tingling; somethings afoot at the bottom of the barrel. Is this the graveyard spiral?

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Remember last summer when she was “obsessed” with water? Like as if it was a hobby or some kind of personality trait.

 

[Strine]

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Remember last summer when she was “obsessed” with water? Like as if it was a hobby or some kind of personality trait.

Amber has long held the inexplicable belief that water is some kind of elixir that bequeaths perfect health. She ostentatiously drinks it in nearly every video, and talks about how much she "loves wadur" all the time. In one of her routine "let's talk about my weight because I want more subs" videos last year, she announced with great gravity that she was giving up diet soda for water (bolth being 0 calories). I don't know who told her drinking water was the equivalent of jogging an hour a day, but whoever did: thankyou for the laughs.

 

[ADHD]

Amber has long held the inexplicable belief that water is some kind of elixir that bequeaths perfect health. She ostentatiously drinks it in nearly every video, and talks about how much she "loves wadur" all the time.

No one told her that people who actually like water just drink it without making a show of it.

 

[Strine]

No one told her that people who actually like water just drink it without making a show of it.

I don't think there's another person on Earth who tries to show off the fact that they drink water. We don't live on Arrakis gorl, drinkeen wadur is not a status symbol.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

This is the same girl that also claimed for a week that she was “like super into walking lately” and filmed an entire sped up montage of herself waddling through the Walmart parking lot.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Watching MSHPL, and it's amazing how many people weigh more than Amber but don't look as big as her.

Helps that many of them are actually taller than her. Amber is like 5'3" right?

 

[Mike Hunt]

Not much to talk about when you live in your bed

That might have been true a few years ago, but with wi-fi and/or mobile data plus a smartphone, Al can easily dive into a whole bunch of interesting stuff on the internet from the confines of her own bed and talk about that. It's a mix of different factors that she could only talk about herself and little else - an ego that rivals her physical size, maybe a slightly below-average IQ, unwillingness to know more or even just pick up a hobby, what have you.

 

[JambledUpWords]

That might have been true a few years ago, but with wi-fi and/or mobile data plus a smartphone, Al can easily dive into a whole bunch of interesting stuff on the internet from the confines of her own bed and talk about that. It's a mix of different factors that she could only talk about herself and little else - an ego that rivals her physical size, maybe a slightly below-average IQ, unwillingness to know more or even just pick up a hobby, what have you.

Big Al’s hobby is herself

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

That might have been true a few years ago, but with wi-fi and/or mobile data plus a smartphone, Al can easily dive into a whole bunch of interesting stuff on the internet from the confines of her own bed and talk about that. It's a mix of different factors that she could only talk about herself and little else - an ego that rivals her physical size, maybe a slightly below-average IQ, unwillingness to know more or even just pick up a hobby, what have you.

I'd like to see the 'college' 'straight A' scholAmber put out a podcast called The Philosopher on the (Pillow) Mountain. Each week would be a philosophical discussion on some of the most contentious and fascinating topics of our day, like:
• is it better to abstain from democracy if you physically saw Hillary Clinton yourself simultaneously put out a rumour that she was pro 9 month abortions and also Hillary saying the literal and unmistakeable words supporting it?
• what is a humane 21st century response to the Satanic demons that haunt Kentucky? A conversation with Professor Becky Williams, MPhil PhD Cambridge.
• rape victims and realpolitik. A defense of selling tragedy for shekels. A treatise by Emeritus Professor of Psycholinguistics and Philosophy Eric Cooke Phil D PhD ETH Zurich

 

[chicken wings]

Gorl is outdoing herself with unsolicited vagueness today, but even her asspatters are getting jack of it:

Or y'know Amber, you could just, write down your private thoughts... in a journal.

No one told her that people who actually like water just drink it without making a show of it.

It's another fatty achievement for the fat girl who has none.

 

[Xenomorph]

Supposedly Necky called black people monkeys on a You Now, does anyone remember which You Now this was?

 

[Strine]

Cuntylynn tries for condescending deadpan. This Litup character should have known she'd be across that info, what with the "hours" of "serious research" she does on the diets she attempts for half a day. I mean, Amber just spent $400 trying to lose weight by buying and eating food, instead of just not eating food or spending money on it, but she's clearly a weight loss expert and this snide tone you're taking is really cute and not cringeworthy gorl ? yaaas Miley Cyrus will be foaming at the mouth when she sees the dainty and witty gorl who is retweeting every fucking thing she posts and totally go lezbeeen for you