Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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anyone have a full body comparison from destiny timeframe to now/close to now for Big AL? Morbid curiosity is leading me to want to look
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Destiny era is the middle
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Isn't Penny the one who fried wantons in bed?
IIRC Penny made the wontons in bed then her husband fried them in the kitchen. But ya know, tomatoe, tomato.

In my opinion, the most :horrifying: part of the entire episode is when the dietician came to help Penny and Penny was an absolute cunt to this poor lady. It would have been so fitting if she would have said "boo boo" at the end of one of her cunty sentences.
 
it's like she gained weight only around her jawline. Originally I was trying to find reasons that she may not have gained weight, that the differences we're seeing are simply because of what she's wearing and the lighting. The longer I stare at this picture, however, the more I see that she's put on weight. I'm going to start from top to bottom here to justify my thinking, but if anyone thinks otherwise I'm interested to read what you have to say.

Her forehead and hairline look relatively comparable, not too different.
She's obviously caked on makeup, but I think that whatever foundation she's using actually makes her face look fatter. the shadows on her cheeks in the first picture make her look thinner, (at least to me). covering them makes her face look like a giant blob.
Her nose and lines around her lips are what convinced me. Either she's retaining water or gaining more. Her nosering does look tighter than it did on the first picture, (maybe we can take bets on how long it'll be before that thing pops right off?). The mouth lines do look a tad deeper as well. One could argue that this is because her mouth is closed in the second picture, but the crease on the left side of her mouth, (our left), is definitly deeper.
Lastly her jaw. It's absolutely wider. Not by much, but by enough to be noticeable. She could have her jaw sitting in different places in these two pictures, making her extra chins appear differently.

but her mouth and nose are what convinced me of a recent weight gain
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i made an art. my hand got more fatigued drawing lines on the second picture, so i concluded her face was indeed fatter.

it's not just the jawline, her cheeks are noticeably more rotund.
 
Someone's gonna have to break it to her that some of the patients on the show were LIGHTER than what Amber currently is now.

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It's worth pointing out that straight numbers for weight isn't nearly as important as how proportional height is with that weight. Amber is below the national average where height is concerned, and has a BMI of 100+.

I wanted to run the calculations like the autist I am, but it doesn't look like the height of MSHPL participants is as readily available online as their weights. But I would be willing to bet that if you compared BMI, she would exceed a good deal more of participants than just using her weight alone.

As usual, nobody is fooled but her.
 
It's worth pointing out that straight numbers for weight isn't nearly as important as how proportional height is with that weight. Amber is below the national average where height is concerned, and has a BMI of 100+.

I wanted to run the calculations like the autist I am, but it doesn't look like the height of MSHPL participants is as readily available online as their weights. But I would be willing to bet that if you compared BMI, she would exceed a good deal more of participants than just using her weight alone.

As usual, nobody is fooled but her.

You're right but at the end of the day, I don't think anyone has any business being over 400lbs unless you're a mammoth like The Big Show.
 
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Looks like Big Al has had her nose to the grindstone, brainstorming for obscure weightloss ideas she's never tried before.

Either that or she's hinting to Becky that her allotted coloring time is over and it's time to start earning those graphic tees.
Fixed it for her:
donut things
doughy things
domino's things
doritos things
 
Amber has been sticking to the 560 lb number like a leech. Thats the same weight as a month ago. Does she take us for idiots? Amber, you're not the type to plateau and ESPECIALLY not for an entire month. You either gain or on the rareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee occasions lose weight. And judging by the most recent videos, its obvious that you've gained. Just be fucking honest.
 
Amber has been sticking to the 560 lb number like a leech. Thats the same weight as a month ago. Does she take us for idiots? Amber, you're not the type to plateau and ESPECIALLY not for an entire month. You either gain or on the rareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee occasions lose weight. And judging by the most recent videos, its obvious that you've gained. Just be fucking honest.
I don't think she can weigh herself anymore. She can't stand on the scale properly. She would literally need to go to a vet and use one of the scales they use for large dogs, but I don't know that they are able to calibrate for her heft. I'm not trying to be funny, but she'd likely need to go somewhere that they weigh horses.
 
I don't think she can weigh herself anymore. She can't stand on the scale properly. She would literally need to go to a vet and use one of the scales they use for large dogs, but I don't know that they are able to calibrate for her heft. I'm not trying to be funny, but she'd likely need to go somewhere that they weigh horses.
Doesn't she already have a scale that goes up to 750 lbs though? How can it go up to that weight and not be able to accommodate the person standing on it? Imo her not fitting properly is just another one of her lies. It goes hand in hand with her saying she can't do a weigh in because it doesn't stop on a number. What kind of scale doesn't stop at a number? In the same video that she said all this she also shows Destiny's weigh in and it magically works for her and neither of them has done a weigh in since. She's so full of shit it's just sad at this point.
 
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