Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[manicpixiebasementdweller]

It seems like she’s already sized out of most of Torrid’s options. In her haul videos, her perpetual complaining about “the fabric is the one I don’t like” just indicates that it won’t stretch enough to fit her.

What new clothes has AL been filmed wearing over the last year or so? Anything notable? Torrid’s clothing has a lot of spandex, and while brand new Spandex blends won’t stretch to fit a beanbag, the Spandex she’s worn for years has slowly stretched to accommodate. Hence those horrible fucking black leggings.

She seems to buy a lot of size 4, which, according to the website, only goes up to a 52” waist. Size 5 goes up to 58”, and they cap out at size 6, which is a 64” waist.

Looking at their bras, the largest band size they have is a 54”. Since we haven’t seen the bra straps, and assume it doesn’t fit, we can assume that her bust is larger than 54” and extrapolate the rest of her measurements from that.

I don’t believe for a second that her waist is anywhere close to being under 60”. She’s 560 (allegedly) lbs and 5-foot-nothing. If she hasn’t entirely sized out and is doing hauls to try to fake it, she will actually size out within a couple of months.

 

[Twinkie]

I don't think she's worried about clothes at all.

We have to remember that the only reason she even gets dressed is to film a video. She doesn't go out anymore. If she can cram herself into something and wear it for 20 minutes while she films, who cares if it doesn't truly fit? For all we know she has those dress tents slit up the back with scissors, Tess Holliday style.

The vast majority of the time she's probably wearing a 10X mens tee from King Size Direct while she's perched on pillow mountain.

 

[Long time lurker]

eating food is truly one of the only "fun" things left they can do.

IIRC Amber used this exact phrase in one of her woe is me struggles of being me "series".

 

[ricecake]

Amberlynn hasn't uploaded a video that I have watched more than a few seconds of since December 19th (the Torrid haul where she has makeup on her knuckles.) I miss hanging out on this section of the forum but literal dog shit is more exciting than her.

 

[ADHD]

She’s 560 (allegedly) lbs and 5-foot-nothing.

She's 5'3.

Assuming she is 560 lbs, the difference between her being 5'0 and 5'3 is a BMI of 109.4 vs 99.2.

 

[Recent Lurker]

Well, spelling her name correctly would be a start ...

I think she did it on purpose cause we all know our gorl likes to look stuff up about herself.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

? I wonder if cabin fever has started to creep up on Amber yet. She's obviously housebound and practically bedbound in that one story, two bedroom house with three other people. I suppose it doesn't happen to everyone. Although, that level of confinement would start to mess with anyone's psyche after a certain amount of time. Thankfully, our gorl is strong as fuck black heart emoji

 

[Strine]

It doesn't even matter how often she uploads now; her videos are boring at best and agitating at worst. All we ever get now is her stuffing her face, her saying she's going to stop stuffing her face, and her wearing designer tents backwards. If Eric Cooke is uploading more interesting content than you, it's over.

 

[pecansandies]

It doesn't even matter how often she uploads now; her videos are boring at best and agitating at worst. All we ever get now is her stuffing her face, her saying she's going to stop stuffing her face, and her wearing designer tents backwards. If Eric Cooke is uploading more interesting content than you, it's over.

honestly sometimes I wonder why I even watch. Or better yet, why I even got involved in the first place. I don't know what kind of code our gorl unintentionally cracked, but I question this every time she uploads. Her content has never been interesting, but I still watch. I once read (forget the source) that people are entertained by only two things: extreme competence, or extreme incompetence. So I feel like even her boring ass videos are still signalling that she's completely incompetent at managing herself? maybe? maybe that's it???

Imagine her channel had a regular upload schedule, with videos of her showing everything she ate/did that day, and all of it was tangible evidence that she is working at losing weight? That would be good content. Instead we get this housebound shit that is weirdly just as engaging as the former example. But I mean, I can't remember the last time I sat through one of her videos in it's entirety...probably just after she quit vlogmas I think

I know this was a lot of words but basically as long as she keeps fucking up, no matter how devoid of content, there's going to be viewership.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

It doesn't even matter how often she uploads now; her videos are boring at best and agitating at worst. All we ever get now is her stuffing her face, her saying she's going to stop stuffing her face, and her wearing designer tents backwards. If Eric Cooke is uploading more interesting content than you, it's over.

Eric Cooke?

More like Eric Cuck!

Thank you guys I’ll be here all week.

 

[sperginity]

when the fuck is this gigantic bitch gonna post a video

 

[PuckishRogue]

I feel like it's, from my end anyhow, like driving by an accident and rubber necking. That's what I'm doing in the forum, rubber necking her slowly burning wreckage.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I never watched her much, honestly. Reading the forums here is where it's entertaining, with screenshots of her social media shit and time-stamped video clips if something particularly interesting happens. She's just too boring and repetitive on her own.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

It doesn't even matter how often she uploads now; her videos are boring at best and agitating at worst. All we ever get now is her stuffing her face, her saying she's going to stop stuffing her face, and her wearing designer tents backwards. If Eric Cooke is uploading more interesting content than you, it's over.

Agreed. Even in her torrid haul ,she isn't even making the effort to do the least minimum thing expected from a haul ie to actually try on the fucking clothes she bought.

I've seen another deathfat videos , glittersandlazers. She actually has more unfortunate fat distribution than Amber but she actually makes an effort to wear the clothes from torrid haul and her prosonality is not jarring and cunty unlike Amber

You shou

I never watched her much, honestly. Reading the forums here is where it's entertaining, with screenshots of her social media shit and time-stamped video clips if something particularly interesting happens. She's just too boring and repetitive on her own.

You should watch her haydurs videos on YouTube. Kaite W and Zachary Micheal are few of them

 

[raritycunt]

when the fuck is this gigantic bitch gonna post a video

When she needs money

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

You shou

You should watch her haydurs videos on YouTube. Kaite W and Zachary Micheal are few of them

I do occasionally, but for the most part reaction/drama/haydur channels aren't really my bag.

 

[raritycunt]

Though now that you mention it, if some beauty/fashion type of person actually sat down and explained how AL's doing everything wrong (from eyeliner to wearing the worst fucking colours for her complexion) I might actually watch that. It doesn't even have to be trendy dos and don'ts -- just really basic stuff like the proper way to choose/apply/remove foundation/eyeliner/lipstick/whatever.

(If AL could still wear clothes, this hypothetical vlogger could even explain that just because you can technically wear a garment in the sense that you can physically put it on, it doesn't mean that it "fits". (Let alone look flattering -- but I'm not even thinking about what might suit a person.) Of course, since I'm pretty sure she can't really wear clothes anymore, this is moot.)

Our gorl is such a fucking trainwreck, there's actually a lot of opportunity for critique videos. So far the diet aspect has been done to death, and the awful-person aspect is close behind. There are just so many other failures to choose from. It wouldn't be difficult; we all know she can't cook or do her makeup or a half-dozen other things, but it would be kinda refreshing to have someone break it all down.

Or a culinary YouTuber could critique her “soups” or “chilli” that she used to make all the time. I for one would enjoy Gordon Ramsey yelling about what a “total fuck up” her meals are.

 

[pecansandies]

Or a culinary YouTuber could critique her “soups” or “chilli” that she used to make all the time. I for one would enjoy Gordon Ramsey yelling about what a “total fuck up” her meals are.

Gordon Ramsey would load up her crockpot with all her mrs. dash and throw it out the fucking window

 

[JerkyPirate]

Gordon Ramsey would load up her crockpot with all her mrs. dash and throw it out the fucking window

Gordon has a soft spot for suffering idiots tho, I can imagine a soft spoken cutaway with him lamenting the fact that a human could condition themselves into such a state.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I wonder what kind of hauls will replace Torrid, when she officially sizes out of their clothing. Will she keep buying them anyway, because she has The Means, or will she eventually tire of people saying "No one asked for this" in the comment section and buy other shit instead?

Probably something like Woman Within. They go to to a size 44 (Sorry, a 6XL). It's all very utilitarian though. The days of cute neck pieces and bulldog sweaters are coming to an end rapidly.