Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Ann Berlin said:
It is a mystery.
I remember having toys (like a pikachu tamagotchi thing) that rewarded you for steps. I would just shake them a certain way in my hand and the pedometer would go up. Maybe that's the case here?
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Oh, that's definitely possible with a FitBit. They are not reliable pedometers. They're on constantly and if you go over bumpy road it'll record steps.

However, IMO this is a huge lie regardless. She doesn't leave the house and there's no way she's getting that many steps on pillow mountain.
 
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Whatthefuck said:
Oh, that's definitely possible with a FitBit. They are not reliable pedometers. They're on constantly and if you go over bumpy road it'll record steps.

However, IMO this is a huge lie regardless. She doesn't leave the house and there's no way she's getting that many steps on pillow mountain.
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Fitbits, like every other non medical pedometers, are unreliable but they aren't that unreliable. Sure , it count a step if you move your hands fast but they are generally pretty ok. I remember it took me 50 mins of continuous walking to get 8k steps ( when I had accident and slowly started walking)

Damaged Goods said:
Sharla's not much better. She uses twitter primarily to complain and overshare about her family issues. It's crazy how similar AL and her orbiters are
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But Sharla lost weight. So she isn't similar to abmer in one aspect at least
 
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Poor Rarity deserves so much better than Amber.

She was such a cute kitten.
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What if when she wants to show off her walkeen ability she just straps it to poor twinkie and yells at the pup to make it run around?

Neatoburrito said:
Hey, maybe that is her goal! 735 lbs isn't too far away! You can do it!
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I sometimes wish she would stop this charade, just go all out, and shoot for the moon. As in becoming the size of a moon, she has the face for it already.
 
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Such a busy, full life she has......

Maybe she's waiting for the Thumb to return with the latest fast food offering. Hope Thumby's propping up the corner of a bar somewhere--getting blitzed and pondering her disastrous life choices while the nuggies are cooling in the car......
 
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I used to watch ZM streams cause I personally like the guy, but lately as soon as AL ducks in and starts dropping a dollar (not even joking) or commenting some "uhm, lol" bullshit the stream becomes about her presence, ZM and chat alike. TBH I think it's another way she manipulates him.

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Damn crazy fatties are attracted to Zach like flies to shit huh.
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no u
 
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C3PBRO said:
I used to watch ZM streams cause I personally like the guy, but lately as soon as AL ducks in and starts dropping a dollar (not even joking) or commenting some "uhm, lol" bullshit the stream becomes about her presence, ZM and chat alike. TBH I think it's another way she manipulates him.
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I like ZM too. Don't tell anyone tho.
I'm watching the uploaded stream. Just got to the part where AL donated... She's so fucking weird. Why does she have to make everything so awkward? ZM must be her only friend or something. Maybe Becky is on another family trip w/o her. If she's trying to manipulate ZM, I don't understand her endgame. She did derail it a lot. Talking shit & saying she was bored in the chat... Lol ok Amber. That's why you went into the chat.

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Ann Berlin said:
It is a mystery.
I remember having toys (like a pikachu tamagotchi thing) that rewarded you for steps. I would just shake them a certain way in my hand and the pedometer would go up. Maybe that's the case here?
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Sometimes health insurance companies give discounts to people who meet a certain amount of steps every day on their FitBit. I knew of people putting the FitBit on their dog to do it for them. It works. When AL said she did 8K steps this is the first thing I thought.
 
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Nah, seems like it was in the stream saying it's "bored" to try and prove some stupid point to ZM and his faglets. When in reality it's probably sweating for Australia from the manic excitement of all this attention being on it.
 
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