Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[casinoboi]

CURSED IMAGE: The Beckster looks like she's ready to drink from the teet of Moo-berlynn's udders.

 

[JambledUpWords]

CURSED IMAGE: The Beckster looks like she's ready to drink from the teet of Moo-berlynn's udders.

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This just looks like Al pretending she has any sort of discernible neck

 

[Cheese Trap]

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I don't think she's ever hit any of her mini goals, has she?

She always hits them in reverse. So now she's going to gain 30 pounds.

 

[497]

Today's tweets, gorls!

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You hear that, shitlords? Pronunciation lidurally doesn't matter.

This is a new account and Amber doesn't know what to make of its content:
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I don't think she's ever hit any of her mini goals, has she?

that full body Photoshop is actually realistic. that is what AL's body would look like if she lost 400 pounds with all of the loose skin.

 

[Damaged Goods]

CURSED IMAGE:
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The crusty bra strap daintily peeking through the lovely lace really elevates this precious look

 

[Whatthefuck]

For the record. All Snapchat filters and those that use them should burn in the depths of hell.

 

[mekalekahi]

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I don't think she's ever hit any of her mini goals, has she?

Have we ever seen someone suggest something to amber and have her just politely say "thanks for suggestion blah blah blah!" ? That person said something sensible, try just losing 10 POUNDS or 5 pounds and keeping it off for more then a few days then keep going. She always has to correct or passive aggressively tell people what she's doing. No one else knows what they are talking about, while she gained 40 lbs since January.

Love how she uploads the video that she's keeping her weight private then tweets that the same day. Just shut up and do it "privately" and then upload the thrilling content.

 

[Turd Blossom]

I have a theory that Amber went with the fib of saying she was 560 elbees back in January because it put her just under a BMI of 100. I think it became obvious that she could no longer pretend she wasn't gaining, so a few days ago she threw us the number of "570", thinking that would be enough to get everyone off her back a bit. I posted this in yesterday's video thread, but just for reference, here's a side-by-side comparison of January's "560" vs. April's "570":

Amber is a lying liar who lies, but I also wouldn't be surprised if she hasn't actually wobbled on the scale in ages and is just sticking her head in the sand like a giant, lumpy, toddler ostrich so she can try to claim and maybe convince herself she's not actually 600lbs. Who knows.

At any rate, it seems pretty clear she's gained more than a mere holiday ham since January. Her boobs are bigger, her second boobs are bigger, her gunt has expanded and her poor leggeeens are being stretched to within an inch of their poor, sad life with the extra circumference of Amber's layyygs. And I'm not convinced her "starting weight" was a dainty 560 back then. Only Amber knows, and she's going to stubbornly cling to her narrative until she either can't get away with it, or there's enough to pity to gain by admitting the truth.

Even so, I guess a hearty congratulations is in order for our gorl. She's finally done it gals! She's reached the promiseland!
101 Baybeee!!"

Amber has finally breached the BMI barrier!

 

[Whatthefuck]

I have a theory that Amber went with the fib of saying she was 560 elbees back in January because it put her just under a BMI of 100. I think it became obvious that she could no longer pretend she wasn't gaining, so a few days ago she threw us the number of "570", thinking that would be enough to get everyone off her back a bit. I posted this in yesterday's video thread, but just for reference, here's a side-by-side comparison of January's "560" vs. April's "570":
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Amber is a lying liar who lies, but I also wouldn't be surprised if she hasn't actually wobbled on the scale in ages and is just sticking her head in the sand like a giant, lumpy, toddler ostrich so she can try to claim and maybe convince herself she's not actually 600lbs. Who knows.

At any rate, it seems pretty clear she's gained more than a mere holiday ham since January. Her boobs are bigger, her second boobs are bigger, her gunt has expanded and her poor leggeeens are being stretched to within an inch of their poor, sad life with the extra circumference of Amber's layyygs. And I'm not convinced her "starting weight" was a dainty 560 back then. Only Amber knows, and she's going to stubbornly cling to her narrative until she either can't get away with it, or there's enough to pity to gain by admitting the truth.

Even so, I guess a hearty congratulations is in order for our gorl. She's finally done it gals! She's reached the promiseland!

Spoiler: 101 Baybeee!!

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Amber has finally breached the BMI barrier!

Well at least she has tits now.

ETA: it’s fucking hilarious that she’s claiming a 10 elbee gain. Gorl, we have eyes.

 

[Mr Foster]

I have a theory that Amber went with the fib of saying she was 560 elbees back in January because it put her just under a BMI of 100. I think it became obvious that she could no longer pretend she wasn't gaining, so a few days ago she threw us the number of "570", thinking that would be enough to get everyone off her back a bit. I posted this in yesterday's video thread, but just for reference, here's a side-by-side comparison of January's "560" vs. April's "570":
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Amber is a lying liar who lies, but I also wouldn't be surprised if she hasn't actually wobbled on the scale in ages and is just sticking her head in the sand like a giant, lumpy, toddler ostrich so she can try to claim and maybe convince herself she's not actually 600lbs. Who knows.

At any rate, it seems pretty clear she's gained more than a mere holiday ham since January. Her boobs are bigger, her second boobs are bigger, her gunt has expanded and her poor leggeeens are being stretched to within an inch of their poor, sad life with the extra circumference of Amber's layyygs. And I'm not convinced her "starting weight" was a dainty 560 back then. Only Amber knows, and she's going to stubbornly cling to her narrative until she either can't get away with it, or there's enough to pity to gain by admitting the truth.

Even so, I guess a hearty congratulations is in order for our gorl. She's finally done it gals! She's reached the promiseland!

Spoiler: 101 Baybeee!!

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Amber has finally breached the BMI barrier!

Excellent comparison breakdown.

Amber, we're not as dumb as you are. You've clearly gained way more then 10 pounds.

Considering the colossal amount of calories it is to even maintain 570+ pounds; I cannot fathom how she eats enough to keep gaining.

 

[ADHD]

Now we just need a side by side comparison of her now and her from 2013.

 

[Testostrogen]

It's so strange to look at her now vs. when she first started. Yeah she was fat when she began but it was within somewhat normal levels of obeast and she still resembled a human being. Now when I look at her I wonder if she ever feels comfortable ever with all the weight on her all the time and being extremely limited in how she can move.

 

[Poodies Bug]

I've always noticed that she lies the most about weight stuff, people calling her beautiful/complimenting her, and things to do with her nether regions like wiping, sex, etc. cause god forbid her BMI reaches 100, she HAS to be at a cute, dainty 99. She's not 600 lbs! She's only 560-570 and it's MOSTLY fluid and she's better because she can wipe her butt and has sex ALLLLLLL the time.

In her mind she's just a slightly pudgy girl with the most adorable face and clothing taste and everyone shits on her for no reason, but part of her knows and is becoming more aware of her size and grotesque appearance because the physical pain and restrictions are impossible to ignore.

It's like a comfort thing to surround herself with uglier people. I remember that video where she was fussing over the lighting making her look yellow and her insecurity was showing through, so she had Becky get right next to her so Becky could be yellow looking too and Amber could compare her face to Becky's and feel better.

I wonder what went through her head when an attractive woman was in the same isle as her in wal mart.... I vaguely remember her talking shit about a girl who looked "slutty" in because she was wearing revealing clothes, and making little jabs towards other women being jealous of HER and how they were ugly. Also this

Spoiler: hottie

She's one of those people who are extremely insecure and gets jealous of anyone remotely attractive or better than her, but she's too weak minded to actually take care of herself and her body. She thinks it's easier to surround herself with women who look like Chris Griffin from Family Guy and watch My 600 lb life to create her own warped reality of being this dainty pillow princess. She can eat all she wants and still feel better than everyone else.

 

[Guardsman42]

We actually donated all of ours to the local hospice provider because they needed them.

Fun fact: One of the hospitals used in My 600-lb Life (I think St. Luke's) uses bariatric beds made by an Italian company that also makes scales used for weighing trains.

So Hamber can go there and claim she almost got to gucchi levels?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I have a theory that Amber went with the fib of saying she was 560 elbees back in January because it put her just under a BMI of 100. And I'm not convinced her "starting weight" was a dainty 560 back then. Only Amber knows, and she's going to stubbornly cling to her narrative until she either can't get away with it, or there's enough to pity to gain by admitting the truth.

I fully endorse your conspiracy theory.

Now we just need a side by side comparison of her now and her from 2013.

Well... I tried.

Conveniently enough, she did a weigh-in video on 18 November 2013, then did an outfit of the day on the 26th. Her reported weight was 368lbs, so she's almost exactly 200lbs heavier now. Edit: Allegedly, of course.

There's probably better images to be found of her from this era, but I'm obviously a very lazy person and the idea of sifting through AL's video catalogue...

I'ma go clean the cat's litter box instead.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I think that Amber is going to die mid-Younow stream. Like have a massive heart attack or stroke, flop around for a couple seconds, then her eyes roll back in her head, drooling, and she pisses and shits herself and that's it. Purely because she's such a whore for attention she won't let the aches (which at thatthis point she won't be able to tell when they're life threatening (case in point: uti developing into kidney infection) or the cloud of terrifying impending doom (apparently a female heart attack symptom) stop her from being in the limelight. Look at her now. She can't even shuffle in place anymore and may already be bed bound, or at least very, very, close (AND SHE'S STILL GOING).

I just say that because if Becky walks in on her dead in the middle of filming her next queued video, would she release it? I'd say 50-50 yes-no split. Yes: a fucked up way of seeing hamber in her final moments, revenge for everything she's done to becky, etc. no: demonetization or out of respect for Amber. I'd go mostly with demonetization.

 

[QueefQween]

She just ranted on Instagram in her stories how she lost 1000 subs because "she said she will not share her weight anymore on her YT channel". She is so salty CRYINGLAUGHINGEMOGEE
"People only care about that number!!"
And you only care about YOUR sub numbers or else you wouldn't be so salty you damn blob
Maybe you should start to care about your number on the scale aswell, how about that.

I'm sorry I'm too dumb to archive insta stories so if a kind soul could help me out that would be awesome thanks

edit because words

 

[novalins]

 

[theriddler3]

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Why does she insist upon using the chipmunk voice filters? Somehow, they make her even more grating.

 

[QueefQween]

"I'M NOT A WEIGHTLOSS CHANNEL AND I NEVER WAS YOU DUMB IDIOTS"