Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[horridtorrid]

You could use it during Christmas as a Santa cookie cutter too. I love a good multipurpose item.

Or as one of those round Christmas ornaments, just cut off her laayygs and use her head as the top! So versatile

 

[MissyMissy]

Rate me late for this if you must, but I have a legit question. People are saying that Becky has been drinking like a fish lately. Is there any truth to that? And if there is, where's the receipts?

She drinks Mike's Hard Lemonade occasionally, so of course she has an alcohol problem!

 

[Damaged Goods]

She thinks you can get ill from being in wet clothes??

Yes.

The real reason those outings to the lake make them sick, however, is this:

From the youtuber who's making videos about the locations Amber shows in her vlogs. He's been living in that area of Kentucky for most of his life, so I'm inclined to take his word for it.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Yes.
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The real reason those outings to the lake make them sick, however, is this:
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From the youtuber who's making videos about the locations Amber shows in her vlogs. He's been living in that area of Kentucky for most of his life, so I'm inclined to take his word for it.

Lmao roger brown is like the guide to the amusement park called the horrorshow of amberlynn. I love it

 

[horridtorrid]

Yes.
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The real reason those outings to the lake make them sick, however, is this:
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From the youtuber who's making videos about the locations Amber shows in her vlogs. He's been living in that area of Kentucky for most of his life, so I'm inclined to take his word for it.

Tbh it sounds like what Ohio (and other northern states, but mostly Ohio) tourists do where I'm at too, the rivers always get all full of trash and actual shit around winter time when people migrate south. That's why people who live here stay the fuck out of the rivers except to fish and boat around and instead suck it up and be kinda cold for two minutes in the ocean.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Tbh it sounds like what Ohio (and other northern states, but mostly Ohio) tourists do where I'm at too, the rivers always get all full of trash and actual shit around winter time when people migrate south. That's why people who live here stay the fuck out of the rivers except to fish and boat around and instead suck it up and be kinda cold for two minutes in the ocean.

According to good ol' Roger it's a well-known fact, so I'm surprised at least Becky and Rickie aren't aware that the area isn't safe to swim in

 

[AllCISPeople]

I don't doubt that she drinks because she's in Kentucky and dating AL, however if she's losing weight I doubt she's an alcholic.

But she's NOT loosing weight. I'm not saying that means that she's drinking a lot, but she's been steadily gaining since dating big Al.

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Dude, don't fucking post that picture and then NOT tell us where we can buy that same cookie mold.

 

[mousetrap]

Yes.
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The real reason those outings to the lake make them sick, however, is this:
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From the youtuber who's making videos about the locations Amber shows in her vlogs. He's been living in that area of Kentucky for most of his life, so I'm inclined to take his word for it.

she’s so fucking stupid lol everyone grows out of thinking the cold will make you sick

 

[Damaged Goods]

she’s so fucking stupid lol everyone grows out of thinking the cold will make you sick

Excuse you, did she not convince you with such well-grounded scientific terms as "sickly germs"?

 

[clusterfuckk]

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You know you've really made it when there is a cookie cutter molded after you.... AL would love to think that anyway..

 

[Wyzzerd]

According to good ol' Roger it's a well-known fact, so I'm surprised at least Becky and Rickie aren't aware that the area isn't safe to swim in

Amber probably goes there because everyone else avoids it. She hates when people gawk at a whale returning to the water.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

But she's NOT loosing weight. I'm not saying that means that she's drinking a lot, but she's been steadily gaining since dating big Al.


Dude, don't fucking post that picture and then NOT tell us where we can buy that same cookie mold.

They didn't say, but I believe it was made with a 3D printer. It's the same silhouette used on the "Petty Patches" which leads me to believe Etsy might have them. Those Redditors are too nice. They all seem to think a cookie cutter is just taking this whole thing way to far in a sick way, lol.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Amber probably goes there because everyone else avoids it. She hates when people gawk at a whale returning to the water.

A lot of people are saying that but to me it would only make sense if just the 4 of them were going. Why would Becky's family subject themselves to that for AL? A couple times they even brought a baby (can't remember if he's Becky's nephew or grand-nephew). No way would a mother knowingly expose her baby to contaminated water.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I hate to say it, but she's not wrong about cold hindering your immune system. From what I can find there have been studies done within the last few years that show that cold weather does affect our immune system response, but ultimately more research is needed. I'd be more inclined to blame them swimming in a lake with actual human waste in it combined with bad hygiene, though, but being out in the cold wouldn't help.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I hate to say it, but she's not wrong about cold hindering your immune system. From what I can find there have been studies done within the last few years that show that cold weather does affect our immune system response, but ultimately more research is needed. I'd be more inclined to blame them swimming in a lake with actual human waste in it combined with bad hygiene, though, but being out in the cold wouldn't help.

From my understanding, cold weather doesn't necessarily hinder your immune system, it just forces you inside. When you're in enclosed spaces, germs spread faster. So, let's say you are shopping at an outdoor mini-mall when the weather is nice, you could probably come into contact with an infected person and not pick up the illness. Now, if you're stuck inside at an indoor mall, let's say around holiday time, the chances of you getting ill increase exponentially. The argument could be made that people's immune systems are naturally weakened during the colder seasons due to allergies or fighting off the nasty bugs other people have during that time of close proximity. However, to the best of my knowledge, simply being cold doesn't cause illness.

 

[literally low-key]

It is so stupid for a grown woman to voluntarily sit in a car with soaking wet clothes on for a long drive. What has that done to the upholstery? It must stink in there. She has destroyed that car.

 

[horridtorrid]

From my understanding, cold weather doesn't necessarily hinder your immune system, it just forces you inside. When you're in enclosed spaces, germs spread faster. So, let's say you are shopping at an outdoor mini-mall when the weather is nice, you could probably come into contact with an infected person and not pick up the illness. Now, if you're stuck inside at an indoor mall, let's say around holiday time, the chances of you getting ill increase exponentially. The argument could be made that people's immune systems are naturally weakened during the colder seasons due to allergies or fighting off the nasty bugs other people have during that time of close proximity. However, to the best of my knowledge, simply being cold doesn't cause illness.

Fact is whether or not the cold hindered her immune system, the "sickly germs" still have to exist in order to contaminate you and make you sick. So, assuming Hamber is as s-m-r-t as she thinks she is, what happened was:

1. Swam around in Loch E-Coli
2. Got germs on/ in body
3. Being wet and that pitiful A/C managed to pierce the actual feet of blubber required to lower Big Al's body temp enough to effect her immune system and make her sick
4. Al got sick

So really, in her attempt to sound smart, Amber actually admitted that she knows the lake is nasty! It's far more likely that she just thinks the cold made her sick in the same way a toddler would and only said it the way she did to try and sound smart and not because she read it in some study somewhere, I really don't think her reading comprehension is all that great to be able to understand a medical study anyway, but hey if you jump through enough hoops she comes out kinda correct!

 

[ChubbyChaser]

Lake Cumberland sounds like Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri, too many people partying and getting wasted and peeing and pooping in the lake. Hence E. Coli runs rampant in it and they even put out warnings that you should't swim in the lake. Even livestock and animals were getting sick from being in the rivers that run out of Lake of the Ozarks.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Lake Cumberland sounds like Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri, too many people partying and getting wasted and peeing and pooping in the lake. Hence E. Coli runs rampant in it and they even put out warnings that you should't swim in the lake. Even livestock and animals were getting sick from being in the rivers that run out of Lake of the Ozarks.

This is why I refuse to swim in lakes. Too much stagnation, too many drunken hillbillies. No thanks.

 

[mekalekahi]

From what i remember, she swam in clothes and sat wet in them for hours. She then went home and didn't shower after being in the lake and wore the lake clothes to bed.