Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

beanbag in a hurry said:
This is nothing new but every time she tries a new food she goes: "I'm so nervous."

BITCH, WHY?
What's it going to do you? Will the slight discomfort poison you?
Don't like it, stop eating it. But she can't, can she.
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I've yet to see her try a food that made her "nervous" that she didn't love the fuck out of.

It's always, "Mmmmmm! Ssssthooooo good." ?

Like, who wuddathunk? A flavor made contact with your dopamine receptors and the response was positive! In other news, the sky is blue and water is wet.
 
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My favorite is when she has some bland ass meal and acts like it's the most delicious thing in the world. Like we know you don't like it and are pretending so you can appear healthy. And when she does it with water. It kills me. No one orgasms over drinking water. Calm it down, Amber.
 
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Bunny said:
My favorite is when she has some bland ass meal and acts like it's the most delicious thing in the world. Like we know you don't like it and are pretending so you can appear healthy. And when she does it with water. It kills me. No one orgasms over drinking water. Calm it down, Amber.
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"Wow, this is so filleeeen! I feel so full!"

Bitch, please, we've seen you eat a casserole dish of cereal. We know that's not true.
 
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beanbag in a hurry said:
This is nothing new but every time she tries a new food she goes: "I'm so nervous."

BITCH, WHY?
What's it going to do you? Will the slight discomfort poison you?
Don't like it, stop eating it. But she can't, can she.
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I noticed that, when she tries a new diet or fitness regime she’s “nervous”. Understandable when you consider she’ll have to actually do something productive I guess.

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I, for one, am loving these daily videos. I want to say I'm past the point of being pissed at AL, but her cunty behavior towards Becky just sends me over the edge. it's the fear that keeps me coming back for more. I think she's afraid of death, she's afraid of losing her income, and she's afraid of losing her food more than anything.

The other part I am loving is AL's obvious desperation. Good god. You see, I want her to have a magical weight loss journey but we're already at the point where she's making excuses not to exercize. And here's the thing: she could have very easily pulled a muscle, especially considering she's not doing her workouts the way she should for someone her size. but I'm willing to bet my left thumb that she won't exercize for another six months-year.

prove me wrong in tomorrow's video, AL. The only way you're getting my view is if I see those feet on the scale, and if you keep exercizing. Show me your obsession with the scale, otherwise I don't believe it
 
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Another thrilling twitter Q&A:
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Whoever keeps requesting torrid or makeup hauls needs to re-evaluate their life choices asap
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Oh, the irony...
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Iwillnotcredityouraccount said:
I, for one, am loving these daily videos. I want to say I'm past the point of being pissed at AL, but her cunty behavior towards Becky just sends me over the edge. it's the fear that keeps me coming back for more. I think she's afraid of death, she's afraid of losing her income, and she's afraid of losing her food more than anything.

The other part I am loving is AL's obvious desperation. Good god. You see, I want her to have a magical weight loss journey but we're already at the point where she's making excuses not to exercize. And here's the thing: she could have very easily pulled a muscle, especially considering she's not doing her workouts the way she should for someone her size. but I'm willing to bet my left thumb that she won't exercize for another six months-year.

prove me wrong in tomorrow's video, AL. The only way you're getting my view is if I see those feet on the scale, and if you keep exercizing. Show me your obsession with the scale, otherwise I don't believe it
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Yeah, you were proven wrong; Amberlynn exercises in her newest video today and actually walks around the kitchen.
 
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novalins said:
the idea of amber living in la, vloggeen herself huffing and puffing down melrose or wherever else is hilarious to me :lit:
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The huffing and puffing down Melrose is awful enough, but imagine her fermenting in the 100 degree heat during summer.

She doesn't know how good she has it in Kentucky. It's cheap, it's temperate, it's full of overweight people, and Walmart is right down the street. LA would make her miserable.
 
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marjoram said:
She sure wouldn't be living in LA with Thumby. Can't do anything in LA without a car and Thumby flips her shit in Buttfuck Ky traffic....

Also, big 'ol Necky is quite sure she would have to be armed 24/7 in Lexington. In LA? She'd have to "strap-on" ( :) ) a cannon..
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As much as Hamber talks big, she wouldn't last for a second in any major city. This is another Bora Bora basic bitch fleeting thought.
 
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