Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Becky's Missing Neck]

Let it be known that Amber's hair was washed on 4/17/19.

 

[Madam Spergwell]

Maybe I missed it, but has Al ever explicitly stated how often she showers? I know she admits that she only washes her hair once a week, but in that recent YouNow she makes it sound like she bathes the rest of her body more often than that. I can't believe that, especially given her nightime routine of smelly lotions and body sprays.

I mean would she really expend all the energy to wedge her 600lb ass into the shower, only to wash either/or? If getting into the tub is as much of an ordeal as I think it must be for her, she's gotta be doing bolth hair and body in the same trip. Her cooch probably sees a washrag once a week tops. And she's gotta be getting extra ripe now that she's doing all those arm-ups and walking two minutes a day.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Encyclopedialynn shows off her intelligence---

WTF is a "sickly germ"??????

Bacteria that's small, skinny, and pale. Duh.

Maybe I missed it, but has Al ever explicitly stated how often she showers? I know she admits that she only washes her hair once a week, but in that recent YouNow she makes it sound like she bathes the rest of her body more often than that. I can't believe that, especially given her nightime routine of smelly lotions and body sprays.

I mean would she really expend all the energy to wedge her 600lb ass into the shower, only to wash either/or? If getting into the tub is as much of an ordeal as I think it must be for her, she's gotta be doing bolth hair and body in the same trip. Her cooch probably sees a washrag once a week tops. And she's gotta be getting extra ripe now that she's doing all those arm-ups and walking two minutes a day.

I think the general consensus is that there is no way AL bathes daily, shampoo or not. In fact, there's no way she fits in that shower stall at all -- if/when she showers properly, it's gotta be in the boys' bathroom.

My theory is that (at most) she sits in that chair in the bathroom and wipes herself down with a washcloth now and then. I think their shower has one of those hose-things on it; she might manage to spray herself a little (perhaps even shampoo her hair) without standing up. In other words, while some people might wash their hair in the sink, AL maneuvers as much of herself into the shower stall as she can, leaves the rest of herself sitting on that chair, and hoses down what she can reach.

At most.

 

[ADHD]

In other words, while some people might wash their hair in the sink, AL maneuvers as much of herself into the shower stall as she can, leaves the rest of herself sitting on that chair, and hoses down what she can reach.

If Amber was a normal weight, would it be possible to wash hair as long as hers in a sink?

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

LA would make her miserable.

She thinks she gets a lot of stares and off-hand comments in KY? Gorl, LA is super-super-super obsessed with appearances. I've never seen a death fat in all the times I've been there. She would attract a lot more attention than she does in Kentucky.

 

[Guardsman42]

If Amber was a normal weight, would it be possible to wash hair as long as hers in a sink?

As a person with long hair, yah, you can. It's not fun, and it's even more a tangled mess when done, but it's doable.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

If Amber was a normal weight, would it be possible to wash hair as long as hers in a sink?

No idea. I just know that some people wash their hair in the sink sometimes, for whatever reason. Whether it works on hair as long as AL's, or if as @Guardsman42 says it's more trouble than it's worth, I couldn't say.

Regardless, I still think the best AL can do is get one body part more-or-less in the shower at a time. Sure, it would make an unholy mess on the bathroom floor, but it's not like she does it often. Besides, that's what Beckys are for.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

It is so stupid for a grown woman to voluntarily sit in a car with soaking wet clothes on for a long drive. What has that done to the upholstery? It must stink in there. She has destroyed that car.

Yeah, that car has a smell that will never come out - deep cleaning or not.

Also, (here come the Islamic ratings) sitting in even a wet bathing suit (which is meant to dry relatively quickly) is horrible for the health of your vageen. I can’t imahine the disgusting yeast infection that ensued after sitting in filthy, lake water drenched, cotton leggings... for hours.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I think she's claimed, or heavily implied, that she bathes daily. I suppose she hasn't said WHAT she bathes daily, so maybe she's telling the truth in her own bizarre way.

Washed hands today.
Washed a foot the next.
Washed hands again.
Here's the other foot.
Hands again?
Becky gets her head this time.

Yeah, that car has a smell that will never come out - deep cleaning or not.

Also, (here come the Islamic ratings) sitting in even a wet bathing suit (which is meant to dry relatively quickly) is horrible for the health of your vageen. I can’t imahine the disgusting yeast infection that ensued after sitting in filthy, lake water drenched, cotton leggings... for hours.

It's honestly one of the recurring things I think about when the lake or her not changing her pants comes up... That's so bad for her vag. The damn things clean themselves, the least we can do is take care of everything else to facilitate that.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

the idea of amber living in la, vloggeen herself huffing and puffing down melrose or wherever else is hilarious to me

Driving around in her blingbling sparkling custom-made two seat scooter with AL's asswings hanging and Necky's cunt fupa dangling amongst the beautiful people of L.A. ''i just got my lips doooonnneee y'allll'' I'm fucking here for it.

 

[EH 110]

Maybe I missed it, but has Al ever explicitly stated how often she showers? I know she admits that she only washes her hair once a week, but in that recent YouNow she makes it sound like she bathes the rest of her body more often than that. I can't believe that, especially given her nightime routine of smelly lotions and body sprays.

I mean would she really expend all the energy to wedge her 600lb ass into the shower, only to wash either/or? If getting into the tub is as much of an ordeal as I think it must be for her, she's gotta be doing bolth hair and body in the same trip. Her cooch probably sees a washrag once a week tops. And she's gotta be getting extra ripe now that she's doing all those arm-ups and walking two minutes a day.

Amber made a series of 3 videos last year, going over embarrassing things related to being a mega fat ass. One of those things was how difficult and painful it is to shower. I think their shower has a glass door. That was many, many pounds ago. I'd love to hear an update 50+ pounds later.

She'd better step up her game of getting Becky to move out. She needs a home with a huge walk-in shower, or a private backyard where she can either flop around in a pool or have Becky hose her down. It shouldn't be hard to find with her $11k monthly income.

 

[nyankosensei]

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Making love? to what? the orange chicken from Cheesecake Factory??

 

[literally low-key]

I looked through her thumbnails to see when the last time she wore her hair down was. It looks to me that it was the first day of vlogmas, four months ago. Could she have gone that long without washing it?

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

I looked through her thumbnails to see when the last time she wore her hair down was. It looks to me that it was the first day of vlogmas, four months ago. Could she have gone that long without washing it?

Do we really want to know the answer to that question?

 

[Damaged Goods]

Spoiler: another Q&A (13 images)

 

[Probably your mom]

I assumed that her "ten times a day" sex with becky was when becky helps wipe AL down with all of those wipes we spotted in one of her videos that showed her bathroom, and the wiping down is AL's version of a "shower". AL seems to like to have an excuse ready for everything. She could possibly be lumping her "sex" and "shower time" together. I mean, if she can't stand for more than a minute how is she going to wash herself for five or ten or more in a shower? and if she can't reach her folds to clean herself, I figured she'd ask her oh-so-loving girlfriend. and because I cannot imagine them being intimate, the main time when they're unclothed/"intimate" is when becky is cleaning AL. it's just a theory on my part.

I do sort of wonder now, does she consider her recent "shower time" part of her workout if she's standing in it?

 

[Damaged Goods]

Maybe I missed it, but has Al ever explicitly stated how often she showers? I know she admits that she only washes her hair once a week, but in that recent YouNow she makes it sound like she bathes the rest of her body more often than that. I can't believe that, especially given her nightime routine of smelly lotions and body sprays.

She maintains that she showers daily.

If Amber was a normal weight, would it be possible to wash hair as long as hers in a sink?

I can confirm that it would be, but her ends would be constantly going into the drain unless she were extremely careful AND brushing against the sides/bottom of a sink that gets cleaned even less often that AL herself.

 

[ADHD]

I can confirm that it would be, but her ends would be constantly going into the drain unless she were extremely careful AND brushing against the sides/bottom of a sink that gets cleaned even less often that AL herself.

That was bad wording on my part, but it's been replied to a couple times so I'll leave it as is. What I should have said was "would it be worth it to wash hair as long as hers in a sink". And yeah, I was specifically thinking about all the effort required to keep the hair out of the drain of a nasty sink.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I don't know if she COULD wash her hair in the sink though. She can barely stand up straight... standing bent over a sink with her head down in it for a prolonged period of time? I don't think Becky could wash and rise fast enough to beat Big Al getting dizzy and winded.

 

[Damaged Goods]

I don't know if she COULD wash her hair in the sink though. She can barely stand up straight... standing bent over a sink with her head down in it for a prolonged period of time? I don't think Becky could wash and rise fast enough to beat Big Al getting dizzy and winded.

ADHD was saying if AL weren't morbidly obese. At 600 lbs it's obviously impossible, she can't even bend over sufficiently to take her clothes out of the washing machine