Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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A fool and their money..... :story:

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Amber has proven on multiple occasions that she can't stick to a limit of 3,000 calories, but now she can miraculously never go past 1,800 and 2.500? Sure, Jan.

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See guys? She doesn't need a therapist after all now that she's learned what a strong gorl she is! She hasn't been at this for even a month yet, but surely this time she'll succeed.
 
I think she's claimed, or heavily implied, that she bathes daily. I suppose she hasn't said WHAT she bathes daily, so maybe she's telling the truth in her own bizarre way.

Washed hands today.
Washed a foot the next.
Washed hands again.
Here's the other foot.
Hands again?
Becky gets her head this time.
Bitch ain't washed her hands in a coon's age. Those nails repulse me.

ETA: She really needs a handicapped accessible shower. I used to own a house that the master bathroom had been modified for handicapped access. There was no door on the shower it was stand alone and had a drain and a small lip on the entrance to allow someone with limited mobility in, but keep the water from the rest of the room. I bought it specifically because my father had a stroke and I wanted to make my home as accessible as possible to him. These guys don't own this house and that bathroom looks mid-century at best judging by the tile. I don't think there's a way to adapt it adequately. Remember how jealous she was of the fags for having that handycapable bathroom in Lexington for the failed Pride fiasco?
 
I assumed that her "ten times a day" sex with becky was when becky helps wipe AL down with all of those wipes we spotted in one of her videos that showed her bathroom, and the wiping down is AL's version of a "shower".

I do sort of wonder now, does she consider her recent "shower time" part of her workout if she's standing in it?
HEY STANDING IS EXERCISE just ask cwc. :tomgirl:
Plus lifting her limbs is exercise, each one is like 30-40lbs.
Off topic: but since the mention of her going to some kind of eating disorder facility for treatment (:optimistic:) was going around, I wanted to cross post a few things from the Chantal thread, since quite a bit applies to amber well.

Even if she got on the waitlist and made it into a closed facility nothing would change. She would be petty and bitchy to other patients, particularly anyone prettier or smaller then her. The other patients treatment could be deterred especially if it’s not a facility specifically for bariatric patients. I don’t even want to say BED because even if people like Chantal don’t want to hear it many sufferers are of average or only slightly overweight. Because they’re dealing with people who are fragile and genuinely want to do the work and be there noncompliance will get someone kicked out, and with her being the raging cunt we know she is, it wouldn’t take long.

However, if she kicks up enough fuss it might get her into a psych hospital which is what she needs. Oh, and some clinics will discourage women from wearing makeup or doing their nails because it can become a way for them to obsess over their appearance, her around thinner girls without her war paint? I’d give a few shekels to see that.

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Let alone her personality, she would probably fetishize the situation. Going on about how lucky they are to be skinny and how she would be too if she was like them. Or harass them on how to lose weight while picking them apart. She wouldn’t be able to regulate her emotions either, plus as I said a few pages back she’s the definition of reverse thinspo, her eating disgusts regular people. Could you imagine struggling to eat at all and having her smacking and licking her fingers?

Alright everybody, gather round. Blotto is gonna ramble. To answer your question absolutely not, a lot of disordered eaters use veganism as a way to avoid fast food and things other people offer to not eat. Like @Fat Pikachu said, othro is an issue too. In fact because of the refeeding process foods tend to be nutrient and can be caloric dense, some places use things like ensure if a patient won’t eat/throws up.

Treatment usually involves trigger foods. Some clinics will even call in fast food weekly or if it’s a residential facility take you out once a week and have take out on another day. Facilities also may have “challenge foods” like deserts for exposure therapy. Talking about food almost never happens, and depending on the structure patients may be monitored and have to make their own foods- this is more common at higher levels like residential, outpatient, etc. They can get marks against them if patients are caught discussing food, disorder patterns and get their asses kicked out. Oh, and hygiene that’s a huge one, people can struggle to bathe if they face severe BDD and hate touching their own bodies, but it’s noted when they aren’t showering or bathing regularly and any time she’s in the bathroom there would be a staff member outside monitoring her as well. Noncompliance with meds would also be an issue.

Typically there’s daily exercise in some form, walking or something slow paced. Places can have yogis come in and give the patients therapeutic yoga sessions but those are only 2-3 times a week. She would be expected to wake around 7, be ready by 8 and go to bed at 10. Sleeping in and missing therapies might be tolerable for the first few days while adjusting but it can get patients in trouble. The first group may involve stretching and checking in with their feelings and how they sit in their bodies. Then there would be a handful of various groups and therapies with small breaks in between. These last 45 minutes to an hour and a half. There can be a snack involved (monitored, everyone has to sit at the table for all meals too, keep their hands on the table, be limited to one napkin and have to use clear glasses to drink from. ) or it’ll go till lunch. The groups start up right after and may end anywhere from 5-8 pm depending on the day and the schedule. There’s also one on one therapy, visits with a psychiatrist, regular weigh ins (they won’t tell you your weight just because you’re fat Chantal), and most importantly family therapy.

It depends on the clinics for specifics, but the family therapy is almost universal. The dynamics of enablers and aggressors has to be addressed. I don’t see bibi going through the pain of checking in, keeping all his shit in the car, and having a therapy session with Chantal. They’d probably want him since he lives with her, but even her actual family would need to be wrangled in, particularly grandma, I feel for her being used but she’s helping Chantal kill herself.

TLDR- No, they wouldn’t let her be vegan, she would be responsible for a lot of her own shit. There would be fatty foods/ fast food around her because after stabilizing the patient that’s the point of confronting these things. She would be expected to exercise, keep a normal sleep schedule, keep her hygiene up, take meds and sit in groups while not discussing food. Family therapy is a huge part of the process, Bibi and the grandma in particular.

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I’m making a new post because it’s actually kinda important.

FUCK I knew I forgot something major, the patients themselves. You tend to get two types, very shy, high anxiety fearful ones and aggressive cliquey girl-type, the latter would tear Chantal apart and talk shit behind her back. This is a generalization of course, but a lot of patients stop maturing when their mental illness or trauma happens, so she would fit in the middle school dynamic. Eating disorder patients are very skilled at manipulating, that’s part of why it’s so dangerous, they can manipulate 12 people east at a time. Chantal would be outsmarted and outmatched. People can get aggressive and emotional confronting this stuff, usually the quieter ones holding it back. There’s a lot of cross over in the groups one day they fall on one side, the next day the other. Also importantly there is a fuckload of comorbidity.

These are people who can be coming off- or sneaking, in hard drugs, and not high school playing around kind, there’s heavy smoking involved (I don’t remember her stance on this.), and BPD and other personality disorders are rampant. Some may have been in and out of treatment facilities and mental hospitals, and clinics can have high repeat rates with patients too. A lot of them are going to continue their behaviors the moment they get out or found ways to never stop.

If I think of anything else I’ll edit this post, sorry for the sperging guys.

Apologies for the sperging, back on topic, showering, probably use the boys shower and have two shower chairs so she can sit, or she sits next to a tub. They also could have an attachment for the tub like one would for a shower. And she may even have her own rag on a stick so Becky can get in her folds. I’ve wondered if she has to book a hotel, get a handicapped room and get clean there, or if someone they know has a accessible shower. At the end of the day she just looks as bad on the outside as she is on the inside, just more to laugh at.
 
Fakeass Humblelynn is fucking irritating. Comeon, gorl, be more transparent and embrace the Cuntylynn we all love to hate!

Patience is the key here. As you said this version of fat albert is all a lie, but she can't hold it in forever. She is trying to bottle up her emotions, control her eating, and keep up appearances for her adoring fans. For most people this would be slightly difficult. But for amber...

There's a reason she has an entire subforum on kiwifarms.

She is going to explode, mostly figuratively but there's a chance it could be literal. She can't keep this up and the longer this lasts the worse it's going to be. I give it two weeks tops before we are all drowning in laughter from her meltdown.
 
Now I'm mad on the internet because ah yes your 28 years of continuous, unending emotional abuse....wait from who gorl? Your parents that you didn't live with for years? Wait shit you lost contact for a bit so unless they were telepathically emotionally abusing you that cant be right. Your numerous (iirc there were two) foster families? Oh wait you still regularly talk to one so they must've been okay, so that's not continuous anymore either... How about your girlfriends? Wait no it cant be them even you're not dumb enough to try the rain-and-petals-eavesdrop ruse again.... oh, what about YouTube! But you don't care what the haters think, and that's only the past 5 years.

Oh wait you must mean all of them, huh? Of course, silly me. Obviously your whole life was a relay race of emotionally abusive people just heaving that ever increasingly heavy baton to the next emotionally abusive person for n̶o̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶3̶0̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶s̶ eternity, it couldn't possibly just be you being a massive unrivaled thunder cunt to everyone you've ever been close enough to sink your claws into! It is crazy how all of their methods of abuse include cowering, begging you to bathe or (more successfully) buying everything their poor simple minds can think of to cover the stench, bringing you ludicrous amounts of food at any given time, and completely restructuring their life so they can get fatter too-I mean so they can take care of you!

Amber.

I know you're fucked in the head, no one could ever reach the weight you are at if their mind was healthy but Hamber, do you know what most people do when something breaks? They fix it. If I broke my arm right now would I just say "Well I cant do anything because my arm's broken," or would I go to a doctor and have them help me heal? Would I say "Well I can't do anything" every day for 28 YEARS, (Apparently? Bitch popped out of the womb and Daddy called her a fat fucking bitch you heard it here first,) never allowing the bone to heal, constantly rebreaking it and even going so far as to set it obviously crooked so I can have an excuse to break my own arm AGAIN or would I have started healing it properly when I first realized it was broken?

So no Big Al, you don't get to use the emotional abuse card anymore. For your whole life your relationship with food has been shit, but you've consciously known that for at least 5 years. How have you not once in those 5 years sought real, licensed help for this? Even though everyone and their 50 elbee chihuahua has been telling you to? And we're all supposed to just accept it, knowing full well that you're never going to fix it and that's just going to be a crutch for the rest of your life? Well that crutch snapped bitch, you're way too fucking fat for it. If you wanted anything other than attention, anything other than what your parents never gave you and substituted with a family size bag of Cheetos for the eighth time that day, anything other than more money for more fucking shitty bland boiled processed food then you would have waddled your broken ass to a real fucking therapist by now. And honestly? I'm pretty sure the only "emotional abuse" you've received since Mommy didn't play with you enough was every time people got done with your shit and finally told you to fuck off, or refused to have sex with you, or protested when you beat them, or gave you any respectful constructive criticism, or expressed any concern for your well being, or asked you to make a phone call, or really just ever even hinted at something you didn't want to fucking hear and dared to not worship the ground you lymphedema leaked and shat yourself on.

And you know what? I believe you when you say that all of those things are overwhelming and devastating.

Because at 28 you've actually experienced so little that those things are still devastating.

Enough.

Grown ups fix their problems.

Put down the Cheetos.

Edit: New and improved (?) Rage rant now with paragraph breaks, a couple extra comments, and some repaired grammar. Goddamn if some fake ass "emotional abuse" being used as an excuse to be fucking useless doesn't piss me right off. I need a fucking drink.
Well, goddamn!!! We should take you to the barracks of every shitty battalion and hire you as a drill instructor! No doubt you’d shape them up.

(I’d say you could even shape bb gorl up, but round is already a shape, so she’s good in that aspect. :) )

Really an adventure from start to finish. Looking forward to Amber not dying now so we can read more.
 
or if someone they know has a accessible shower.
IIRC, the house belonged to their landlord's late mother. From what I've seen of the boys' bathroom it is, kind of, adapted for a person with difficulties moving. There are no bathtubs in the house.

If Amber is showering inside (no matter how frequently), she's using their shower.

ETA: she might have a problem going through the door, though. If memory serves, inside doorways tend to be narrower than the doors leading to the outside of a house. That house might be old enough to be out of code and the doors would be even narrower.
 
It looks like she has a birth defect where her thighs span the whole length of her leg and just end at the ankle. No knees, no shins. She walks like it too.
Wow. This is truly incredible. I really mean it, I'm actually kind of happy to see some of her laigs. If only she would reveal more; they're like the grandest exhibit of a freak show, and she's keeping it all to herself :mad:. Fascinating how deformed they are.

The horrible thing to realize is that those laaayyyygs only get bigger on the way up.
 
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