Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

It's amazing, it's not even a human's shape anymore. It's just this flesh colored blobby lump that has a foot sort of thing attached.

Jesus Christ that looks dislocated. It's not just an illusion by fat and lymphoma anymore, her fat has mutilated her skeleton.

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I'm sure similar images have been posted, but skeletons do not grow. All that excess weight is hard to grasp when you see stuff like this. Also lymphedema. Mostly lymphedema.... She looks like she has an extreme case in that picture, but since it doesn't have that nasty scaly skin all over it she's probably not very worried and just ignores it.
 
Oh I dont wonder that but I also know shes a freakshow and should know her audience. If she showed them more she would make some bank because everyone would want to see them. Lets see how humble the new humblelynn is. Show them gams.

considering amber regularly shows off her barnum and bailey freakshow of a body for coin or views, it's always eluded me why she doesn't show her legs
 
I don't know much about this topic, but she's said that exercise makes the swelling or fluid or whatever the fuck is in her legs worse. Is that something she should see a doctor for? (I mean... obviously she needs medical help, but is there a chance it explodes or something equally horrific if it keeps getting worse?)
 
Oh I dont wonder that but I also know shes a freakshow and should know her audience. If she showed them more she would make some bank because everyone would want to see them. Lets see how humble the new humblelynn is. Show them gams.
She did eventually cave in when it came to showing her arms. It might take her pants finally falling apart before she shows her legs, though.
 
I don't know much about this topic, but she's said that exercise makes the swelling or fluid or whatever the fuck is in her legs worse. Is that something she should see a doctor for? (I mean... obviously she needs medical help, but is there a chance it explodes or something equally horrific if it keeps getting worse?)

It is something she needs to lose weight for, no doctor needed for that part.

The heart can only accomodate so much mass before it starts getting overworked. This means the lymphatic system also does not have enough pumping action to pump the lymphatic fluid back up after it goes down in the legs, there is just too much mass and so too much fluid to pump around. Her circulation is shit. She has a real problem on her hands. Once she is gone far enough, the fluid will just come out through her skin. Quite a few obese will start leaking fluid all over the place. This is when you see these scaley crusts appear. See James K for a more extreme example. Big AL has been lucky so far, because she still has youth on her side. But that clock is ticking. Cellulitis and lymphnodes can also cause infections, for which you need antibiotics, which need to be circulated through the body, but with a circulatory system that is not fully functional, you have an issue.

Those lovely legs:

This is also why the human body starts to create these masses on her legs which you can now see hang over her damn ankles, just fat and fluid that has nowhere to go, which adds to the issue, now she has lymph masses hanging there where circulation is even worse. When you eat like shit (say, Arby's and orunge chikun by the boatload) your blood will literally go greasy and clog the arteries in the heart only making the problem worse. So the poor heart has to work overtime 24/7 to keep this huge mass alive.

Obese people work out just by breathing, let alone walking, so that is no real excuse. Actual work outs would help her lose weight so she needs to do that, fluid buildup or not. So if and when she loses the weight, she will still have these lymph masses, now deflated hanging there, and they have to be cut off by a surgeon, and with all the veins that have to be tied off this is not something free of risks.

It doesn not explode, but it is not exactly a nice thing.
 
How long until she is only wearing tarp "maxidresses" and saying it's because she is so over the feeleen of weareen pants and she wants to be gorly all the time?
Yes, Gorl, wear a maxidress with a train so Beckers can walk behind you holding it above, but just above the floor, so the haters don't see the hooves, and becky gets to play her subservient roll.
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Yes Amber, because the FitBit is designed exclusively for elite athletes with olympian stamina and simply doesn't work with anything less than that. What a pity that you can't provide any evidence of exercise because of this completely real and legitimate reason!
 
Way to avoid all of the questions Hamber. We know you post your meals to MFP because in your Friday video, you mentioned only loading in results into MFP once a week so the tea does not get spilled early.

Gooooorrrrlllll stop llllaaaahhhhh-ing
 
Way to avoid all of the questions Hamber. We know you post your meals to MFP because in your Friday video, you mentioned only loading in results into MFP once a week so the tea does not get spilled early.

Gooooorrrrlllll stop llllaaaahhhhh-ing
She's saying she's not inputting her excercises. She's always admitted to logging in her meals but her food diary has always been private.
 
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Yes Amber, because the FitBit is designed exclusively for elite athletes with olympian stamina and simply doesn't work with anything less than that. What a pity that you can't provide any evidence of exercise because of this completely real and legitimate reason!

she did claim to be doing 8000 steps (but I think 3000 at one time?) . which she should still be doing, she can break the time up like she used to. some skating in the walmart parking lot, some marching in the ktichen and living room. instead she just does the one 90 second workout.
 
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