Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

The fact that Amber said she had a panic attack every day for 3 years cements my suspicion that she's probably never had a real panic attack. She's also a huge drama queen.

I don't believe Amber is clinically depressed either. I'm sure she's depressed due to her situation, like being 570 lbs and housebound. But I don't think she has a chemical imbalance in her brain that would cause depression and/or anxiety disorder.

Amber's real problem is her personality disorder, whichever one it is.

 

[Whatthefuck]

The fact that Amber said she had a panic attack every day for 3 years cements my suspicion that she's probably never had a real panic attack. She's also a huge drama queen.

I don't believe Amber is clinically depressed either. I'm sure she's depressed due to her situation, like being 570 lbs and housebound. But I don't think she has a chemical imbalance in her brain that would cause depression and/or anxiety disorder.

Amber's real problem is her personality disorder, whichever one it is.

I doubt she knows what panic attacks really feel like. Just watching that horseshit tube turkey "panic attack" I don't buy it, never have. If she had a panic attack everyday she'd be on medication because she'd be in the fucking hospital at some point for it. Depression I'll give her. I don't doubt that, but she notoriously self-diagnoses so I'm sure when she gets upset or overwhelmed, you know the kind of shit most normal folks deal with and keep it moving, she calls it a "panic attack".

 

[C3PBRO]

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I'm something of an artist myself.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

If Amberlynn had actually decided to proceed with the WLS (which is her only hope at this point), and document the process in an honest way, she would actually make a lot more money on youtube. Unfortunately she is too lazy to put any effort into filming and editing, and her narcissism won't allow her to portray herself truthfully.

 

[ADHD]

I doubt she knows what panic attacks really feel like. Just watching that horseshit tube turkey "panic attack" I don't buy it, never have. If she had a panic attack everyday she'd be on medication because she'd be in the fucking hospital at some point for it. Depression I'll give her. I don't doubt that, but she notoriously self-diagnoses so I'm sure when she gets upset or overwhelmed, you know the kind of shit most normal folks deal with and keep it moving, she calls it a "panic attack".

Do you think she considers it a panic attack any time she feels panicked? It's easy to imagine she feels that way any time she gives much thought to her life/her health, because they're both shit.

 

[Aldora]

Do you think she considers it a panic attack any time she feels panicked? It's easy to imagine she feels that way any time she gives much thought to her life/her health, because they're both shit.

I agree with what you are saying, its the same as someone who sometimes feels anxiety over something saying "OMG, I suffer from anxiety!!1one!" No, you don't suffer from anxiety, you just feel anxiety now and then.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

 

[raritycunt]

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Looking rougher than a hedgehog gorl, not seeing any weight loss

 

[smallmilk]

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We wanna see you upload a video

 

[むらさき]

Do you think she considers it a panic attack any time she feels panicked? It's easy to imagine she feels that way any time she gives much thought to her life/her health, because they're both shit.

I don't think being introspective is her strong suit. The impression I get is that she just throws buzz words around in an attempt to garner sympathy and attention.

 

[mekalekahi]

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We want to see you lose weight

 

[ADHD]

I want to see her walk a mile with her dog.

 

[Mr Foster]

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We want to see dem layyyygs.

 

[Turd Blossom]

You haydurs are always underestimating MentalThingsIsScaryLynn's bravery. She suffers from phone anxiety AND car anxiety, y'all. Dominoes doesn't just order itself, and those long car rides to the Cheesecake Factory are a living hell but she somehow soldiers on.
And don't get me started on her extreme "lighter phobia". Amazingly, our Gorl gathers the courage to put on a brave face and lights those Bath and Body Works candles like the true inspiration she is!

 

[Masta]

I'm something of an artist myself.

Is she taking applications?

 

[Eric's_Lisp]

So according to Chantal, Hamburgler did decide to binge again? RIP Box of Frozen Greek Yogurt bars and other pack of Chicken Sausage.

 

[InTheMorning]

I can't wait for the NYT's Bestseller "Situations - How I Overcame My Phone Anxiety Situation By Ordering An Extra Large Pizza Every Day For A Year".

Can we stop with the weight loss surgery bullshit, please? She's not getting it, even if she has the cash, in hand. This fat bitch oinked less than a month ago that she thought it was unfair - UNFAIR - that she couldn't binge eat with no repercussions.

She. Is. Not. Mentally. Situationed. For. Weight. Loss. Surgery.

It would be removing the lung of a smoker so they could smoke MORE. ("Just get that pesky tumor outta there, Doc, I got a carton of Camels waiting at home for me!")

Just staaaahp.

Okay, let me amend my statement - she is not getting WLS in the US. No doctor would approve her, first, for her weight, second, because she won't be approved because of her rotten brains and inability to show ahead of time she can stick to the diet/lifetyle change the surgery leads to, which is the real heavy lifting aspect of the overall plan with WLS. She COULD waddle off to Mexico or Costa Rica and get it, if she can still fit through a plane door. But surviving that? Considering her beyond broken immune system and horror stories of those cut rate medical back alley places? It would be a dramatic, entertaining 6xl grave end to this hamplanet saga, very quickly. She'd either die on the reinforced table, of infection, or exploding the new stomach with orange chicken.

And she fucking knows it. Which is why she hasn't waddled off to a WLS doctor, and started an actual plan, and following it, to be approved for it. She wants it to be like getting her ears pierced - make an appointment, be uncomfortable for 5 minutes, and go right back to 5k calorie snacks, but hey, guyz? They don't count anymore, because I had WLS, boo boo. The weight will magically drop off.

 

[Eric's_Lisp]

I can't wait for the NYT's Bestseller "Situations - How I Overcame My Phone Anxiety Situation By Ordering An Extra Large Pizza Every Day For A Year".

Can we stop with the weight loss surgery bullshit, please? She's not getting it, even if she has the cash, in hand. This fat bitch oinked less than a month ago that she thought it was unfair - UNFAIR - that she couldn't binge eat with no repercussions.

She. Is. Not. Mentally. Situationed. For. Weight. Loss. Surgery.

It would be removing the lung of a smoker so they could smoke MORE. ("Just get that pesky tumor outta there, Doc, I got a carton of Camels waiting at home for me!")

Just staaaahp.

Okay, let me amend my statement - she is not getting WLS in the US. No doctor would approve her, first, for her weight, second, because she won't be approved because of her rotten brains and inability to show ahead of time she can stick to the diet/lifetyle change the surgery leads to, which is the real heavy lifting aspect of the overall plan with WLS. She COULD waddle off to Mexico or Costa Rica and get it, if she can still fit through a plane door. But surviving that? Considering her beyond broken immune system and horror stories of those cut rate medical back alley places? It would be a dramatic, entertaining 6xl grave end to this hamplanet saga, very quickly. She'd either die on the reinforced table, of infection, or exploding the new stomach with orange chicken.

And she fucking knows it. Which is why she hasn't waddled off to a WLS doctor, and started an actual plan, and following it, to be approved for it. She wants it to be like getting her ears pierced - make an appointment, be uncomfortable for 5 minutes, and go right back to 5k calorie snacks, but hey, guyz? They don't count anymore, because I had WLS, boo boo. The weight will magically drop off.

I really, really, really agree with you on this. I don't think any sane doctor will give her WLS because she's not psychologically equipped to deal with it.


Our gorl has the mentality of a 12 year old. She honestly lacks basic life skills. She has really never been on her own, she held a "guvment" job for a little while before she was fired from it, and she never really had consequences for her actions. Fatso never had to struggle. Fat bitch doesn't even have a driver's license. Not to mention, she burns bridges like there's no tomorrow. She straight up did Kasi dirty as fuck and never faced the music for that, and she tried to call out O2B even after he asked her not to mention him publicly. Anyone who tries to help her, she lashes out at them. Anyone who enables her is her "friend".

Then the fact that she mooches off of people, sucking the life out of anyone who is willing to enable her. She found a perfect victim in Becky, because Becky seems to be a very nice person, but simple. Hamburgler sees an opportunity in that, as Becky fell right into the same trap that Destiny avoided; taking care of Hamber 24/7 and being her "mate". Mate meaning that she's pretty much her sounding board and her caretaker.

There's just so much wrong with her mentally, along with personality disorders and such, that I don't think any US doctor will touch her if he/she valued their medical license. The behavior will just continue, and will be MUCH worse, because she'll literally turn into Eric, except more bitchy and probably more superficial. Ol' fatty will just have to board a plane and buy three seats to Brazil and get WLS, which may take her to the grave earlier than just gaining the weight.

 

[Twinkie]

I don't know why you gorls are acting like she's some special headcase. She's hardly different from any given fat cunt on MSHPL.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I don't know why you gorls are acting like she's some special headcase. She's hardly different from any given fat cunt on MSHPL.

The current season would be the best one for Big Al. Half the episodes have had people too inept to even get the surgery. Al would fit right in.