Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Meanwhile, this was her mom's Mother's Day celebration. Three gas station roses from Aunt Tammie.

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I'm so obsessed with AL that all this time without a video from my Lard and Savior has me in inscruciating boredom, so I'll play. So, acknowleding that there's no possibility of this happening, for me it's not about time or lbs lost. It would be about a) specific actions she'd need to take (i.e. seek professional help, both medical and psychological) and b) some serious introspection.

Even if she miraculously managed to take control of her food intake and lost weight, she'd still be an abhorrent human being. So for me to believe she's actually changed she'd have to realize the awfulness of her actions (e.g. abusing and manipulating her loved ones) and inactions (neglecting her pets), feel true regret and start working on being a better person, not just a thinner, daintier, more inspirational person.
It's OK, sugar. She'll pop her head out in the next week or so. Trust me, she's as predictable as the tides and Pride month is coming up. She loves to use the entire month of June to virtue signal. Hell, it gets at least 3 weeks of work done for her in a dingy motel room filming for 3 days.
 
narcs dont change
Contrary to popular belief they can and do change. The problem is it takes self awareness, lots of effort, and professional help... We know Al doesn't exactly fuck with any of those.

Besides, no decent psych that specializes in NPD would ever take hamber on as a client. She's eating herself to death, treating anything but her food addiction or refusing to refer her to somebody who could would be unethical. This one of the reasons I doubt the appointment she made will lead anywhere.
 
narcs dont change
some of them stop being fatties or become fatties, but its always because they swapped out over-eating for some other shitty behavior. So they don't change in important ways, but they change in superficial ones all the time. If amber became a mean drunk instead of a fatty that would be an example of a change, but not really.

Ambers narcissism combines with her stupidity in really interesting ways. If she just happens to have a thought that is at odds with her current diet plan, she is too dumb to challenge the thought, and too narcissistic to ignore it. Normal people don't enjoy their own ambivalence, but I have never seen someone stop dead in their tracks and completely derail their lives because they happened to think something for a moment. That's the norm for her. She gives her dumb little thoughts wayyyy too much importance, and feels entitled to have all of them answered to her satisfaction before agreeing to continue dieting. That's what happened with the dietitian imo, she got sick of explaining the same fucking thing eighty times to someone with the distractability of a toddler. In light of that, I don't think amberlynn will ever lose weight without surgery physically stopping her from eating.
 
Meanwhile, this was her mom's Mother's Day celebration. Three gas station roses from Aunt Tammie.

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Is this representative of her children? For some reason I thought she had 4 kids. At any rate, Hamber couldn't be assed to send her mother a $50 Amazon gift card? She makes so much money that it should seem like nothing. At least send her a bouquet. I'm not saying her mother deserves it necessarily, but wasn't she just talking about how super awesome her relationship was with her family not 6-9 months ago?
 
WEW, Eric serving up shade with this pic.
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If I was to make an animated movie and needed a fat evil woman I would use this picture as a reference. Hell, I'd probably trace it and make her blue or something. Her features are just so cartoonish and bizarre that they would fit perfectly.

I'm looking at you bored amber artists. I'll give you a lock of unicorn hair for it!

Its the thought....that....counts???

Sometimes the gift is so pathetic that it becomes an insult and is better left in the trash. They should have just gone and bought one of those tiny arrangements with a single rose and some babys breath and a bow. 3 plain flowers is just sad.
 
Off topic:
It seems like Youtube is imploding in AL's absense. The beauty community is collapsing and the mukbang community. In Nikocado Avocado's new video in his response to Trisha Paytas, he says 'using mental illness as a scapegoat is wrong'. Well isn't that what AL does all the time??? She loves Nikocado and worships Trisha.
 
The gutters of YouTube collapse all the time, when one bottom feeder is making clickbait cash from another clickbaiter. They'll just move on to someone new to "react" to. They always do. It's their business model, steal other people's (shit) content to rake in clicks. Who cares what they have to say? They'll find someone new to be snarky about, and they'll make money from it because you'll watch it.
I can't even watch AL's hamplanet shit, let alone the clickbait around it.
 
Sometimes I wonder if she goes on these breaks because she realizes her life is so mundane that she questions what's the point of posting anything. She doesn't do anything other than sit on the internet all day, eat, mope around her bedroom, shuffle to the kitchen, or beckon Becks to bring the next sacrifice. Filming and editing takes effort; trying to make her style of life seem entertaining (or vlog-worthy, in comparison to other channels) takes even more effort. On top of that, she gets negative feedback whenever she does post herself doing nothing, and arguing against that takes an additional amount of effort. She doesn't want to change her life whatsoever so she'll just fester in her safety-bubble type dupresshunnn. She built her entire channel+image on empty promises: accountability and consistency being the big two. Since her older videos are still generating some sort of income when she's stagnate, why would she not just binge in silence and monotony and post something when someone else does something somewhat interesting that she can bank off of.
She is little more than a whore. Her reason for doing videos is for the money. She is too lazy too work and has to support a mentally disabled assistant, who luckily works for Peanuts novelty tees. Amberlynn exploits everything wrong with Youtube. She has no talent other than being a giant lardass. When she needs money, she rambles for 10 minutes to throw 18 ads in a 12 minute video to keep Torrid clothes and fried lard flowing. I really do not understand it. She should be cranking out content as much as possible to cash in while she can. Eventually, people will tire of her. Then what will she have?
The gutters of YouTube collapse all the time, when one bottom feeder is making clickbait cash from another clickbaiter. They'll just move on to someone new to "react" to. They always do. It's their business model, steal other people's (low quality) content to rake in clicks. Who cares what they have to say? They'll find someone new to be snarky about, and they'll make money from it because you'll watch it.
I can't even watch AL's hamplanet [poop], let alone the clickbait around it.
Youtube is terrible. The best most science and math related content gets no views while clickbait whales and outright thieves clean up. If aliens ever visit, they better kill everyone. Humanity was a failure.
 
I don't disagree that youtube is terrible. There is good stuff on there, I like to learn how to fix shit, make shit, and watch the more entertaining ones like aVe. But yeah, you have to search for the good stuff. I found the Royal Institute channel last year, even the kid's stuff is way more worth the time to watch than the bottom feeders like AL and her 'reacts" feeders.
 
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