Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 555 15.6%

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    Votes: 350 9.9%

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    Votes: 2,643 74.5%
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poor poor guurll
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
No more 100 days of trying weighing in.
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She found the golden goose. Now shes got an excuse.

mekalekahi said:
Why did she write that like she's someone who makes creative and interesting content that takes talent to make? "We all love creating" literally since you moved in with becky you have done nothing but film yourself eat on boardgames and wake up with a sweaty puffy face saying your tired. It is cringe to hear her speak about her yt career like a proffesional.
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Sounds alot like our boy DSP who crys foul when his HIGHLY EDITED content doesn't get views.
 
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nyankosensei said:
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Not enough to take her out for a walk or make her lose weight so she can live longer and wtf with her arm size :cryblood::cryblood::cryblood:
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I find it really really disgusting when dogs lick peoples faces. I know where that tongue has been. Eww
Her upper arm is wider than my shoulders from one end to the other. Holy fuck!
 
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Not me said:
I find it really really disgusting when dogs lick peoples faces. I know where that tongue has been.
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Meh. Cats are worse.

Imagine where Wasabi and Rarity have been tracking their dirty litter box feet. Come to think of it, I wonder how often that gets cleaned. heh
 
Captain Ahab said:
What struck me the hardest was how much nicer she was as a person. I almost feel bad for old Amber. Look at this video she did four years ago of her walking up and down the stairs. Even her English was better.
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We now know that she was never nice and the only reason she was so soft-spoken is because she was copying Krystle's mannerisms, like she does with every gorl she's in a relationship with.

I noticed that her English was much much better years ago too and I have often wondered what happened there. The only reasonable explanation I can come up with is that she's living proof of the studies that say that morbid obesity affects cognitive function.
 
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ADHD said:
Hey now, at least she's finally posting pictures without those fucking Snapchat filters. Now we get to have a decent peek at just how horrible her skin is.

Speaking of horrible skin...
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If the skin on her arm looks like this, can you gorls just imagine what her legs look like?
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Dear god, her legs would be indescribable.
 
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Damaged Goods said:
We now know that she was never nice and the only reason she was so soft-spoken is because she was copying Krystle's mannerisms, like she does with every gorl she's in a relationship with.

I noticed that her English was much much better years ago too and I have often wondered what happened there. The only reasonable explanation I can come up with is that she's living proof of the studies that say that morbid obesity affects cognitive function.
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We already know at her size, oxygen starvation to the brain is a thing. Combined with the fact she's legitimately killing swathes of the grey matter with the fact she has -zero- human interaction..

I mean do you think any one actually interacts with her? I doubt it.
 
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mekalekahi said:
"My aura isnt connecting with yours"
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Why did she write that like she's someone who makes creative and interesting content that takes talent to make? "We all love creating" literally since you moved in with becky you have done nothing but film yourself eat on boardgames and wake up with a sweaty puffy face saying your tired. It is cringe to hear her speak about her yt career like a proffesional.
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Cry me a river, AL. You want your content taken seriously? Quit crying on camera, stick to your promises and do something interesting.
 
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Captain Ahab said:
YouTube’s recommended algorithm must have partied a bit too hard cause I’ve been getting recommendations of Hamberlard’s old videos.

What struck me the hardest was how much nicer she was as a person. I almost feel bad for old Amber. Look at this video she did four years ago of her walking up and down the stairs. Even her English was better.

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with people saying showing her legs would bring in views, I was thinking even if she started showing her struggles like climbing the stairs (literally? is this the one where she gets on her knees? and that was 200 elbees ago). Like on m600pl they show the one woman when she can no longer fit in the car... this is what AL needs to show to bring in the views again. Becky trying to slam the car door up that ass. How she fits in her shower or if she can't fit in the shower how she has to use her roommate's shower now (she can show clothed, she went swimming in those leggings, she can get in the shower with them). If she was on 600 pound life it's what they would show because they know her just sitting there is going to be boring.

maybe I'm thinking of this stair climb. wasn't there one where she has to get on all fours?
 
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