Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[PerkChop]

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poor poor guurll

Did the "hate" ever really stop?

I bet she thinks it’s apart of her “weight-loss journey” and she believes that it’s natural for her to leak liquid.

The leaking makes the her "unswell".

 

[mekalekahi]

That shit on her arms is keratosis pilaris

Just thinking about her legs leaking then her picking holes in them.

 

[Twinkie]

Her views are actually on point. 3.4M this month, which is not far from her highest ever (3.65 in January of this year).

Yep. She's not as stupid as she seems. She knows exactly when to throw up a TORD haul or an eating video or a weigh-in or a crying video. She's been doing it for the better part of 2 years. She knows that if she's losing subscribers or if a vidoe bombs she better post more frequently because more videos will get her more views to make up for views-per-video lagging behind.

I'm not at all convinced that The Cycle™ is psychological with her.

 

[Billie Ross]

Her views are actually on point. 3.4M this month, which is not far from her highest ever (3.65 in January of this year).

3.4M views this month?
where?

 

[8008135]

3.4M views this month?
where?

I'm guessing from here. Her views per video aren't even breaking 100K anymore (except those with clickbait weight-related titles), but her total views per month are up.

 

[Aldora]

That graph is only until April, her current one shows her to be 58% down since then.

 

[W00K #17]

Lick it.



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No

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

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poor poor guurll

"Well I've been told it's because I'm not just filming weight loss videos."

Bitch, what? Who is complaining because every video you put out isn't weight loss related?? No one.

I'm not sure if she actually thinks this is true inside her wormy little mind or if she's being dramatic... of course the answer is BOLTH.
For every "weigh in" video she actually produces she films 7 mookbongs, 5 torrid hauls, 2 cook with me and 6 clickbait filler bullshit videos. All while slapping 6-8 ads on them. This whole block of text is garbage.

"...begin to resent what they do for a living. I don't want that to ever happen to me"

She is the epitome of a bitter, resentful cow. She resents her family, Becky (on a daily basis, I'm sure), probably Kasey and Krystle, Destiny and Dana, this bitch even resents a CAT since Wasabi seems to be the red-headed stepchild to her. I feel like this girl is hanging by a thread, and I don't just mean her health. I suspect she's not going to get very many waves of new ambabies and sooner rather than later she's gonna lose a substantial amount of her audience - and not be able to get them back. But who knows... either way, a gorl can dream.

 

[Big Tiddy Goth GF]

What the actual fuck. Can anyone try to guess how many inches our gorl is packing right here

Well, she wears a size 5.

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[Twinkie]

And do keep in mind that she can't wear anything that doesn't streeeetch. She's plenty bigger than even the largest measurements on that chart.

e: I think this is what she means when she says she can buy her "current size" and still wear it "200 pounds later"

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Correction: she buys loose skater dresses in size 5 and wears them as snug shirts. She's bought quite a few in non-stretchy material that we've never seen her wear after she showed them in a haul. When she buys actual shirts, they're almost always size 6. She bought one a while ago in a 5 and it wouldn't pull down over her massive shelf ass.

I can't remember the name of the video but it wasn't that long ago that she said she has at least one weeping area on her gunt (she woke up and there was a puddle of fluid coming out of a fold or something). It was the one where she admitted/claimed she had lymphedema.

 

[Gorl68]

Correction: she buys loose skater dresses in size 5 and wears them as snug shirts. She's bought quite a few in non-stretchy material that we've never seen her wear after she showed them in a haul. When she buys actual shirts, they're almost always size 6. She bought one a while ago in a 5 and it wouldn't pull down over her massive shelf ass.

I can't remember the name of the video but it wasn't that long ago that she said she has at least one weeping area on her gunt (she woke up and there was a puddle of fluid coming out of a fold or something). It was the one where she admitted/claimed she had lymphedema.

I don't remember her talking about fluid puddles. She referred to her lymphedema as "it" in the video, saying "I felt the bottom of my stomach, and it was lymphedema". I have no clue what shes refering to, but it might be fibrosis (hardening) since she talked about it being "hard" in that video.

 

[InTheMorning]

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Well, she wears a size 5.

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A standard measuring tape is 72". No WAY she's not bigger than that in the hips. There's no fucking way - and judging from her horrific body shots, it's more like 5x in the shoulders, and gets bigger exponentially as you go lower. She's more like a 6, 7, or even 8x around that shelf ass.

Speaking of leaking laygs...I was reading about that, and one way to manage it is compression socks. I doubt they make them big enough for her stumps...so she's using leggings as compression socks? Like they told her in the ER she needed them, and those poor, outraged, abused leggings were her solution? Would explain why she never removes them. That, or they're welded by pus to her laygs.

 

[New & Improved Username]

She really is shockingly delusional to the point of serious mental illness. She's got just as bad a case of body dysmorphia as the 70lb dying skeleton anorexics who still think they're too fat, just in reverse. She just thinks she's a chubby chick, meanwhile she left chubby chick range hundreds of pounds ago.

 

[Gorl68]

A standard measuring tape is 72". No WAY she's not bigger than that in the hips. There's no fucking way - and judging from her horrific body shots, it's more like 5x in the shoulders, and gets bigger exponentially as you go lower. She's more like a 6, 7, or even 8x around that shelf ass.

72 inch hips would only be 2x the average woman. That got me thinking about how she would compare nowadays to an average sized woman, since we don't see any full shots if her with them anymore.
Last time we got to see the contrast was many elbees ago and it was shocking!

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Really wish this thread was just dumb shit she says on Twitter so I would never have to come across the term “fluid puddles” in my entire life.

 

[chicken wings]

Really wish this thread was just dumb shit she says on Twitter so I would never have to come across the term “fluid puddles” in my entire life.

Weeping wounds sounds just about as pleasant and you heart thrown around alot on M6HPL.

 

[literally low-key]

Will Amber keep on her schedule and post today?

I vote yes because she probably has a couple more old ones she wants to make money off of. (other youtubers do it)

 

[Owlflaps]

Lick it.



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I’d rather lick a salt cube instead. It has less sodium and it’s more sanitary.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Will Amber keep on her schedule and post today?

I vote yes because she probably has a couple more old ones she wants to make money off of. (other youtubers do it)

I predict she won’t. And if anyone asks her why not, she’ll claim it’s because it’s a holiday weekend and she’s spending time with her family or some bullshit. Even though she has dozens of pre-filmed videos that would take seconds to throw onto YouTube, that would be considered “work” and our dainty gorl needs her national holiday off after all.