Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Wyzzerd]

Can you imagine Amber becoming competitive eater? She never would because it would require travel and dainty gorls don't enter eating competitions. But damn would it be hilarious to see her race a bunch of women a third of her size to eat the most dogs.

 

[Anal birth]

Why use paragraph breaks when comma splices are a thing? Writerlynn is, like, one of my biggest influences, right after James Joyce.

I'd rather read Joyce's dirty letters than Rain and petals eavesdrop

 

[Guardsman42]

She'd end up eating even more, that is the hilarious thing. Because she's a narc and wouldn't want to 'just win'

 

[Turd Blossom]

she still can't stop with the OTHER YOUTUBERS DO IT!!!!1!!1 crap:
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Oh and hold on to your hats, gorls! She's reinventing herself
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LogicLynn's critical reasoning skills never cease to entertain me. Among my favorites:
"140 lb people eat Orange Chicken too!"
"Skinny people die of heart attacks all the time!"
"Other popular YouTubers film ahead/do sit down videos/do clothing hauls without trying them on!"
"Doctors, teachers snd firemen take vacations too, so why do I get hate when I take a couple weeks off for my mental?"

And our hardworking gorl's channel is EVERYTHING:

• Torrid Hauls
• Sitting on the kitchen chair microwaving rice
• Sitting on the kitchen chair unpacking the groceries Becky bought (and will later put away with Amber's supervision)
• Sitting on the kitchen chair shoveling chicken sausage in her gob while informing us she's "on track"
• Crying vids!
• Arm ups!
• Riveting footage of her checking the exp date and throwing out old protein bars, throwing out old makeup and organizing her wax melts.
• Footage of the ceiling while her talking scale tells us what she weighed 3 weeks ago.
• Raw, real discussion of water weight gain, updates on The Coldest Water Bottle.

VloggerLynn does it all, y'all! And she's reinventing herself?! One can only imagine the exciting content coming our way! Perhaps an enthralling 2-part series of our gorl sitting on her kitchen chair, organizing her silverware drawer! Or if we're really lucky, maybe a pillow haul!

 

[ADHD]

VloggerLynn does it all, y'all! And she's reinventing herself?! One can only imagine the exciting content coming our way! Perhaps an enthralling 2-part series of our gorl sitting on her kitchen chair, organizing her silverware drawer! Or if we're really lucky, maybe a pillow haul!

Perhaps she could do a series on finding a new girlfriend-servant.

 

[Chihiro]

LogicLynn's critical reasoning skills never cease to entertain me. Among my favorites:
"140 lb people eat Orange Chicken too!"
"Skinny people die of heart attacks all the time!"
"Other popular YouTubers film ahead/do sit down videos/do clothing hauls without trying them on!"
"Doctors, teachers snd firemen take vacations too, so why do I get hate when I take a couple weeks off for my mental?"

And our hardworking gorl's channel is EVERYTHING:

• Torrid Hauls
• Sitting on the kitchen chair microwaving rice
• Sitting on the kitchen chair unpacking the groceries Becky bought (and will later put away with Amber's supervision)
• Sitting on the kitchen chair shoveling chicken sausage in her gob while informing us she's "on track"
• Crying vids!
• Arm ups!
• Riveting footage of her checking the exp date and throwing out old protein bars, throwing out old makeup and organizing her wax melts.
• Footage of the ceiling while her talking scale tells us what she weighed 3 weeks ago.
• Raw, real discussion of water weight gain, updates on The Coldest Water Bottle.

VloggerLynn does it all, y'all! And she's reinventing herself?! One can only imagine the exciting content coming our way! Perhaps an enthralling 2-part series of our gorl sitting on her kitchen chair, organizing her silverware drawer! Or if we're really lucky, maybe a pillow haul!

perhaps she could do a series where she actually loses weight.

 

[Not me]

lol what kind of shitty YTbers does she watch that they are weeks behind on content?
The ones I watch have a max of 24h span between filming and uploading. Some of them even just 8-10h. That's how you do YT.

 

[Dragon Lady]

The only scenario I can think of where it might take a YTer a while to put together a video is if they order something and it takes a while to get to them ie a lot of Safiya Nyaagards content. But those people still have videos uploaded in between so I still don't get her point

I really want her to give at least one example, if its SOOOO many YTers put out at least one example.

 

[EH 110]

And our hardworking gorl's channel is EVERYTHING:

• Torrid Hauls
• Sitting on the kitchen chair microwaving rice
• Sitting on the kitchen chair unpacking the groceries Becky bought (and will later put away with Amber's supervision)
• Sitting on the kitchen chair shoveling chicken sausage in her gob while informing us she's "on track"
• Crying vids!
• Arm ups!
• Riveting footage of her checking the exp date and throwing out old protein bars, throwing out old makeup and organizing her wax melts.
• Footage of the ceiling while her talking scale tells us what she weighed 3 weeks ago.
• Raw, real discussion of water weight gain, updates on The Coldest Water Bottle.

That's all very exciting stuff. I only wish she hadn't sized out of the Hyundai. Her best videos were of her in the wild: Walmart, restaurants, and exciting trips to the Big City to shop at Target and Five Below. I understand all of that is now impossible with Amber's gains. Thank goodness she puts in the effort to give us the very best videos one can make from the kitchen table/bed/bathroom. She really is a trooper!

 

[Guardsman42]

We have more regular and speedy updates from the Apollo space program era. <I mean come on Hamber, those guys had to broadcast from the Moon, with antiquated technology>

#JustSaying.

 

[Damaged Goods]

She just can't stop jfc

You clearly DON'T, Amber

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

She just can't stop jfc
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You clearly DON'T, Amber

This bitch keeps on comparing herself to big YouTubers but don't get why only she gets the hate

 

[Turd Blossom]

She just can't stop jfc
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You clearly DON'T, Amber

"Every single Youtuber does it but I am the only one who ever gets complaints"

Oh MartyrLynn, you poor gorl. Here you are, doing exactly what every single YouTuber does yet you are the ONLY YouTuber in all the world who gets complaints!
Sometimes I just want to lay in a field of sunflowers, look up at the sky and ask: "why is life so unfair to Amber?"

 

[Rabbit Bones]

No one uploads month old vlogs. No one. She's lying to herself. There's a difference between say, an art YouTuber uploading a time lapse of an old painting, and Amber uploading footage of herself sitting and eating and talking about fucking Mothers Day when we're almost in June.

Look at Jenna Marbles. She's uploaded a video basically every week for years. Because she treats YouTube like a job.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

LogicLynn's critical reasoning skills never cease to entertain me. Among my favorites:
"140 lb people eat Orange Chicken too!"
"Skinny people die of heart attacks all the time!"
"Other popular YouTubers film ahead/do sit down videos/do clothing hauls without trying them on!"
"Doctors, teachers snd firemen take vacations too, so why do I get hate when I take a couple weeks off for my mental?"

And our hardworking gorl's channel is EVERYTHING:

• Torrid Hauls
• Sitting on the kitchen chair microwaving rice
• Sitting on the kitchen chair unpacking the groceries Becky bought (and will later put away with Amber's supervision)
• Sitting on the kitchen chair shoveling chicken sausage in her gob while informing us she's "on track"
• Crying vids!
• Arm ups!
• Riveting footage of her checking the exp date and throwing out old protein bars, throwing out old makeup and organizing her wax melts.
• Footage of the ceiling while her talking scale tells us what she weighed 3 weeks ago.
• Raw, real discussion of water weight gain, updates on The Coldest Water Bottle.

VloggerLynn does it all, y'all! And she's reinventing herself?! One can only imagine the exciting content coming our way! Perhaps an enthralling 2-part series of our gorl sitting on her kitchen chair, organizing her silverware drawer! Or if we're really lucky, maybe a pillow haul!

"Hey y'all it's me with another video "
((Hhwwwhack sound ))
"So today is a highly requested pillow haul"

 

[mousetrap]

No one uploads month old vlogs. No one. She's lying to herself. There's a difference between say, an art YouTuber uploading a time lapse of an old painting, and Amber uploading footage of herself sitting and eating and talking about fucking Mothers Day when we're almost in June.

Look at Jenna Marbles. She's uploaded a video basically every week for years. Because she treats YouTube like a job.

Amber goes back and forth w/ yt. It’s her job and she takes it “seriously”, or it’s whatever she wants and she can post whenever and however she feels—no matter how shitty it is.

 

[Twinkie]

uhh im quite proud of my following actually (:

over 100 thousand people hate-watch this cow.
of course you're proud. coming from the bitch who considers 0.2 weight gain at 600 pounds to be a victory.
of course you are

 

[Damaged Goods]

I thought it was odd when she referred to Becky's nephew as her own the other night on twitter but I just rolled my eyes. It wasn't just a one-time thing though. Is this next level unsettling or is it just me?

 

[8008135]

I thought it was odd when she referred to Becky's nephew as her own the other night on twitter but I just rolled my eyes. It wasn't just a one-time thing though. Is this next level unsettling or is it just me?
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I know some people are all about the "Awww, it shows they care" shit, but in my part of the world, unless you're actually related (by marriage or otherwise), that's creepy as fuck.

Typical Hamber -- the car wasn't enough, now she has to start claiming ownership over Becky's relatives, like the all-consuming blob she is.

 

[Damaged Goods]

She's always done this but at least it was with pets and inanimate objects like cars, etc. Referring to other people's relatives as your own sounds so wrong though.