Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 350 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,640 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,545
If she has no ID and the gaycare isn't listed as her mailing address, how could she prove to a landlord or officer that she lives there? (Besides the obvious stench)

The SHE HAS NO-ID is an unsubstantiated myth that keeps being perpetuated after she lost her ID way back in the Destiny era, and I wish it would stop.

Those youtube shekels are being direct deposited in a bank account. Likely Becky's and she's the primary holder. Banks do not allow DD's that are not in the holder's name. It's one of the ways banking laws changed after 9/11. Amber would legally have to be added as a secondary holder for DD's in her name, and that requires an ID...

As does a dozen other things like doctor visits, some prescriptions require an ID for them to be filled and picked up, etc etc.
 
To get back on topic, in today's twitter Q&A:
- Amber reiterated that she is getting professional help
- very rudely and condescendingly replied to dozens of people who are unhappy with the outdated content
- bought a subscriber a Coldest water bottle (and now all the Ambabies are begging her for one too)

Didn't take screenshots because 95% of the tweets are of her being really cunty to people. Another Q&A is in progress at the moment.
 
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Everyone's dying, so do her a favor and hop off her shelf-ass y'all!

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Gorl comparing herself to Game of Thrones now.
And yeah, we "literally have no idea" what's going on in your life right now because your vlogs are a month behind, you dip.

ETA: She also tweeted that "Social Media is my job, I have to keep an appearance" when someone suggested a SM-free day.
Yes Al, your reputation would be ruined if you neglected to sass your haydurs on Twitter for a day or 2.

Never change, CuntyLynn. Your "lols", "uhhhhs" and crying/laughing emojis are endlessly amusing.
 
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Ricky needs to make a damn channel...his shade is very enjoyable.
he already has a job, a real one.

- bought a subscriber a Coldest water bottle (and now all the Ambabies are begging her for one too)

This is why her twitter followers deserve death. It's why I don't feel a shred of sympathy when amberlynn sasses, shames and gaslights them.
 
Oh, that's interesting. I was thinking about it earlier today--that the thing that annoys me about her in particular is that she baits herself like someone would for a television show.
Is Becky going to break up with me? Will Ricky finally snap?
Will I get my shit together?
Tune in next time to see if my stomach ruptured!

And that level of insincerity is annoying, especially when she does jack shit all day and isn't interesting in any way beyond the absurdity that is her body. If she's gonna go that route, might as well just go full hog. Show the legs, the overeateen, everything.
 
I can't believe unsubscribegate was this recent with how she's acting now. She was scared enough to put on her humblelynn mask and kiss her subscribers asses for a short while. And now she's more of a fat cunt than ever who isn't even trying to hide the fact that she's a fat cunt.

edit: It's also hilarious that she's still unaware that everyone watches her just to laugh, not because she's interesting.
 
Oh, that's interesting. I was thinking about it earlier today--that the thing that annoys me about her in particular is that she baits herself like someone would for a television show.
Is Becky going to break up with me? Will Ricky finally snap?
Will I get my shit together?
Tune in next time to see if my stomach ruptured!
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This is why her twitter followers deserve death. It's why I don't feel a shred of sympathy when amberlynn sasses, shames and gaslights them.
Tbh the interactions on Amber's Twitter (and ask.fm when she gets gets drama-starved enough to enable it) are more fun to watch than any of her YT content.

At this point it's difficult to feel sympathy for any of the dimwitted players involved:

Amber with her cuntish display of denial and rage disguised as unbothered sassiness; the haydurs impotently shouting their exasperation upon the deaf ears of a 560 lb, 28 year-old baby; or the absurd cries of "You go, girl!", "You looked BEAUTIFUL in your Torrid Tent Haul vid today!" and "Ignore the haters and live your best life!" that the attention-seeking Ambabies shart out.

Not to mention Amber purposely picking the creepiest sex questions to answer on ask.fm while simultaneously clutching her pearls at the askers and giving us gems like "Clit stuff with just fingers" to elicit the biggest response from everyone.

Observing Big Al's social media is like watching a tug-of-war between a mess of delusional cretins who are fighting over the right to feel superior.
The only winners are the spectators entertained by watching these twunts fall face-first into the mud.

Edit: I don't spel gud
 
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Everyone's dying, so do her a favor and hop off her shelf-ass y'all!

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Gorl comparing herself to Game of Thrones now.
And yeah, we "literally have no idea" what's going on in your life right now because your vlogs are a month behind, you dip.

ETA: She also tweeted that "Social Media is my job, I have to keep an appearance" when someone suggested a SM-free day.
Yes Al, your reputation would be ruined if you neglected to sass your haydurs on Twitter for a day or 2.

Never change, CuntyLynn. Your "lols", "uhhhhs" and crying/laughing emojis are endlessly amusing.
Didn't she disappear for 2 and a half weeks with no SM or videos? That wasn't very professional.
 
The SHE HAS NO-ID is an unsubstantiated myth that keeps being perpetuated after she lost her ID way back in the Destiny era, and I wish it would stop.

Those youtube shekels are being direct deposited in a bank account. Likely Becky's and she's the primary holder. Banks do not allow DD's that are not in the holder's name. It's one of the ways banking laws changed after 9/11. Amber would legally have to be added as a secondary holder for DD's in her name, and that requires an ID...

As does a dozen other things like doctor visits, some prescriptions require an ID for them to be filled and picked up, etc etc.
Thank you for saying this. AL is dumb and lazy but she clearly would've had to have gotten at least a state ID to function even at the minimal rate that she's functioning at now. Also, those questioning the landlord, if they have tenants who pay the rent on time and don't destroy their property, they will be willing to overlook a lot, like a big,fat roommate, with 3 pets.
 
She's now happier with her YouTube job than ever because she gets to do less than ever. 21 videos already scheduled for automatic upload is 7 weeks of "content," so she just gets to sit back and roll in the YT bucks. As a bonus, when people on Twitter criticize her videos, she'll just say "that was so long ago. I'm doing so much better now. You'll see in 7 weeks. Stay tuned!"
 
I think she removed Twitter from her phone and didn't post on it for around that length of time, sometime in January perhaps.
But someone suggests she take a break from it for a day, not even delete it off her phone, and she snaps about how important her social media job is. Nice.
 
I am still waiting for a break up... How long will it take?
Years.

I think I found Ambers weight loss center. It is right by Toxic Lake. I used a screencap from her latest video.

I'll just leave this here.


We can dream...
 
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