Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Turd Blossom said:
Gorl comparing herself to Game of Thrones now.
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Well, she is becoming more like The Mountain everyday.

angela_mariac said:
I know some cases of hypochondriacal people that exactly know what symptoms to say to the doctor to manage to get the diagnosis they want.. I think that is Amber's case... she watches too much my 600 pounds life, go to any doctor, gives the same symptoms that hear from the tv show and voila have the diagnosis that she wants...
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Sounds like munchie behaviour to me.
 
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Becky, you bitch.
 
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saralovesjuicyfruit said:
This kind of behavior is something I've seen a lot in lower class dysfunctional families. I don't have a word for it, the closest I can come to describing it briefly is that it's kind of like the idealization-devaluation cycle seen in cluster B personality disorders. I guess what it really boils down to is using people because from my observation it seems to happen like so: family member A hates family member B (often for good reason, like past abuse/neglect) but then seems to forget all of that when family member A needs/wants something from B (e.g. free child care, material things, a teammate to gang up on someone who A believes has done them wrong) and B is delivering. It'll only last as long as B is needed or willing to supply whatever it is A is seeking.
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I agree to an extent. You are dead on about a certain type of person essentially using someone they despise if they deliver the goods, but I think this may go a bit deeper. Hamber has this whole narrative in her head about how the past was and her relationship with her family and who knows how much of that is true. Just 3-4 months ago, maybe longer her timeline is ridiculous, she was talking about what a great relationship she'd developed with her family and she was shhhhhuuuuper excited about it. There's also an element to Hamber that sees it necessary to say things that are not true, but what she thinks folks want to hear. Things that people by and large (heh) could identify with. However, we know she vlogs the most mundane shit so you'd think she'd vlog getting her mom plane reservations with her tons of adbux, hell we know Hamber can't travel at this point.

She doesn't care about her family. Hell, she doesn't really care about anyone, but herself and her butler (only because the butler brings the take-out.) With all the big money she claims to make, she could have had her mother out to visit her and miss Aunt Tammie altogether. Once again, she's full of shit.
 
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ricecake said:
Regarding Amber going to live with her mom: she can't. Her mom lives with Aunt Tammie. Aunt Tammie thinks Amber is toxic and would upset her mom's sobriety.
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Which is exactly why the dumb bitch would want to go. She never wants to see anyone else succeed, even her own mother. Especially since she is such a monumental failure.
 
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bev said:
Fact of the matter is that no treatment center will ever be able to help Amber because Amber doesn't want to change. In order for any therapy to work, the patient needs to show some sort of drive or desire to get better. If the ailment isn't causing them distress, then obviously nothing can be treated. Amber's favorite (and only) hobbies are eating food and thinking about eating food. Her entire channel is dedicated to food, her identity is comprised of the Noble Fat Chick (*Noble because she's always "actively" seeking to lose weight), she goes food shopping for recreation or just lounges for hours on end. And like pecansandies wrote, she will corner anyone to tell her what she wants to hear regardless of how many times she's heard it.

What she wants to hear is a professional (of any field) say: "My god, you are a physical anomaly. We must pity you. Don't worry, your family, your friends, and the State will accommodate you and your life so you can continue on living in whichever way you choose to."

The only reason she managed to lose that weight initially (the fabled 89lbs) was because she saw no way that she could sustain her current life of eating, consuming, and being doted on because independence was coming fast and she needed to do something. Once YouTube and stupid girlfriends became a liable option, then that need to change was quickly tossed. The less she needed to change, the more she stuck to her eating, the more immense she became.

Also, idk where this talk about moving in with mom came from. That'll never happen bc no one wants her. I was thinking more along the line that she's grooming her audience into another season of My Mom Has Cancer And I Am Sad but not sad enough to visit her or contact her in any way

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Ohhhh, it all becomes clear now. She's just oinking. She wants asspats for pretending to give a shit about her mother, and that "1st grade teacher" is just an ignorant throwaway, she obviously thinks "1st grade teacher" is a job you can just go out and get, like working at Walmart. It's just more of Amber is a fucking dumbass who doesn't know shit about shit. She has no real world experience in anything, so she thinks you can just show up at a school and teach 1st grade. Because you know, she's so knowledgeable about the employment market, with her vast work history. She thinks she gets virtue points for wanting to be a teacher? Something? Because she thinks that's an easy job? That's not a dream job, if you have to grunt "uhhhhhh" first - she has no clue what she wants to do, past the next meal.

So, seeing her mom is about as likely as her being a 1st grade teacher.
 
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Becky, you bitch.
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...Huh? What does this tweet even mean? “No, Becky hasn’t had a serious conversation with me about it. I have had a serious conversation with her about it though” What??? Am I just having a brain fart or does this not make any sense? Why is her only response to this question a clarification on who started the conversation? What the fuck. I can’t believe this of all tweets is confusing me so much but what the fuck.
 
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I feel like it's her subtle way of throwing shade at Necky .. saying it's all HER fault AL is a 600 lb. land whale .. she hasn't talked to her about it, she doesn't care, etc .. OR it could just be AL's way of showing the hayders her boy servant loves her just the way she is .. fold mold and all
 
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Gorlax said:
...Huh? What does this tweet even mean? “No, Becky hasn’t had a serious conversation with me about it. I have had a serious conversation with her about it though” What??? Am I just having a brain fart or does this not make any sense? Why is her only response to this question a clarification on who started the conversation? What the fuck. I can’t believe this of all tweets is confusing me so much but what the fuck.
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It's just part of the "Becky doesn't do or know anything about weight or healthy eating, but I know everything and have to teach her" narrative. Amber is so wise and all knowing, I bet she could be a personal trainer or diet coach!

Gosh I can't wait until she releases that video about how she lost her famous 89 pounds!
 
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Twitter Q&A time. Our gorl talks about her health, her laaaygs, her appt with the psychiatrist and how Becky feels about her weight. Also, SHE DOESN'T NEED A WALKER YOU HAYDURS LOL.
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I left out the insignificant stuff, more bs about prefilming and some sassing of the haydurs because that shit is getting too repetitive even for me.

ETA: Best quote from this one: "Yeah, I need time to rest because hi, doctors orders, but fuck that. I am no longer stopping myself from living my life."
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