Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

I can't look right now, but there are photos of her with Krystle where they had both lost weight. Krystle kept it off, though.

I got you.

Amber: That cycle isn't true I won't fall into it this time yall don't know my life booboo

Also Amber after starting a new plan, then acting like it doesn't exist, and being a cunt on twitter:
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PHASE 3 LESSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Call your bank and have them temporarily increase the limit, dummy.

Oh, right, she doesn't really want to make the purchase, she just wants to signal that she's got the money for it.

 

[Billie Ross]

Amber: That cycle isn't true I won't fall into it this time yall don't know my life booboo

Also Amber after starting a new plan, then acting like it doesn't exist, and being a cunt on twitter:
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Pure bs, in the LV official site you can find a lot of bags that are cheaper than her laptop, give us the LV bags haul bitch.

OMG I just found out the bag she wants, will she go for the banana or the egg???? ooh wait ...

Spoiler: DIET BAG

Products by Louis Vuitton: ARTYCAPUCINES BB URS FISCHER

Discover Louis Vuitton ARTYCAPUCINES BB URS FISCHER: Urs Fischer’s limited edition ARTYCAPUCINES transforms a white Taurillon Capucines BB into a hanging sculpture with the addition of six hyper-realistic, hand-painted silicone pieces of fruit and vegetables. The pieces adorn either the bottom...

us.louisvuitton.com

 

[Clintonberg]

Amber: That cycle isn't true I won't fall into it this time yall don't know my life booboo

Also Amber after starting a new plan, then acting like it doesn't exist, and being a cunt on twitter:
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I had to look up what she was talking about. Why the fuck would she need a $2k handbag? What the fuck gorl.

 

[pecansandies]

I had to look up what she was talking about. Why the fuck would she need a $2k handbag? What the fuck gorl.

this was my thought exactly. Whats she need an LV bag for?
Does she ever go out?
Does she want to flex on the neck and curly sue?
Does she want to bring it to her appointments she never goes to?
Does she want it to match her 45 cent eeerings she got from wish?
Does she want to fill it with hot cheetos and do an emotional mukbang haul * raw & real *

so many questions

 

[InTheMorning]

Amber would like us all to get it through our thiccc skulls that SHE WOULD NEVER EVER LET HER GORLFRIEND BATHE HER!!! Never!!! Do you believe her yet? Do you???

Spoiler: tweets (6 images)

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ETA:
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Unless the animal in question is Twinkie

Amber will say anything that makes her look good in the moment. She said something different yesterday? Doesn't matter, to a narc. It's only right now that matters, especially if it's to prove she's right, and you're wrong.

You can't win against a narc, even if you know the rules, because they make the rules. And change them at a moment's notice, if they need to. She could post "I hate chocolate", and you could point out she hammered 6k worth down her throat hole yesterday, and she'd just oink that off. "Oh, that was yesterday, lol."

I mean, keep pointing out her bullshit, but let's all just accept that she lies, at will, about everything. When Becky starts having to wash her ass canyon, and she will, Amber will just either lie about it, claim she never said that, or will move the goalposts, like saying "She just washes my ass, boo boo, I still wash everything else." Today she says she would never let her girlfriend wash her. Next month, when she hits 600 ell bees and can't huff and puff to her ass canyon anymore? Oh, you know what she said today will be left behind like candy wrappers on the floor.

I had to look up what she was talking about. Why the fuck would she need a $2k handbag? What the fuck gorl.

Because it's status points. Her oozing puddle of goo in her brainpan only processes "want!", and "I can lord it over my loser friends I have a 2k handbag (full of candy wrappers)".

She doesn't need a $2kbag. She WANTS a $3k bag.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I'm calling it, Amber already knows she's dying quickly. No way a grown woman would be that openly pissy about not being able to buy a LOUIS VUITTON BAG unless they're gonna be buried with it.

 

[Wyzzerd]

I'm calling it, Amber already knows she's dying quickly. No way a grown woman would be that openly pissy about not being able to buy a LOUIS VUITTON BAG unless they're gonna be buried with it.

Is this her final plan? To be buried like a pharaoh with all her junk that been collecting dust in the basement. The pyramid will be made of journals and torrid tents instead of bricks.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Is this her final plan? To be buried like a pharaoh with all her junk that been collecting dust in the basement. The pyramid will be made of journals and torrid tents instead of bricks.

Trouble is, they'll have enough on their hands just squeezing her into a casket. Nobody's going to even try to shove her favorite Target journal she never used in there.

 

[novalins]

the idea of amber wearing a louis vuitton bag while also sporting cheap ebay jewelry, torrid tarps, and walmart flats is a hilarious thought.

 

[InTheMorning]

Trouble is, they'll have enough on their hands just squeezing her into a casket. Nobody's going to even try to shove her favorite Target journal she never used in there.

She's getting burned. Becky can't afford a 6xl casket, funeral parlor, and burial plot. Remember the coffee can in The Big Lebowski? Yeah. Becky's gonna dump her ashes in Lake Toxic.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Eric got shady on his vlog and confirmed AL cannot fit in the shower. I really wonder how she washes her hair.

Thanks for enduring Eric's parade of stupidity to find that little gem of information. I screenshotted it for posterity:



To answer your question: Becky hoses down AL on their porch. Is it bad to wish that Becky mount a GoPro on top of the hose and live stream the process?

 

[Soda Sink]

She's getting burned. Becky can't afford a 6xl casket, funeral parlor, and burial plot. Remember the coffee can in The Big Lebowski? Yeah. Becky's gonna dump her ashes in Lake Toxic.

We'll know when Amber's ghost tweets "so obsessed with swimming rn. Love losing weight"

 

[Pony Horn]

She's been pulling in $10k a month until recently but can't make a $2k-$3k purchase? Right. The $10k a month is bs and wanting to make a large purchase is most likely bs too.

I had to look up what she was talking about. Why the fuck would she need a $2k handbag? What the fuck gorl.

She wants to reward herself for all her hard work. Our gorl has reinvented herself on youtube and off, just like she said she would.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber: That cycle isn't true I won't fall into it this time yall don't know my life booboo

Also Amber after starting a new plan, then acting like it doesn't exist, and being a cunt on twitter:
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Its almost like you cant leave the house or something.

 

[clusterfuckk]

ETA:

She is afraid to be mistaken for a zoo animal.

 

[Twinkie]

IIRC our gorl did cut off a few inches back when she went to a salon and got that ghastly ombre dyejob. I think if she weren't too big to leave the house she'd go get a bit of it chopped. She's too scared and too much of a control freak to let Becky cut it, even though when your hair is that long it's ridiculously easy to trim it yourself.

I bet everyone in that house is finding her hairs flossing their buttcracks.

 

[bev]

Lest we forget this moment where Destiny showed the aftermath of Amber brushing her healthy, luscious locks

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

She's getting burned. Becky can't afford a 6xl casket, funeral parlor, and burial plot. Remember the coffee can in The Big Lebowski? Yeah. Becky's gonna dump her ashes in Lake Toxic.

I'm not sure why Becky would be responsible for any of that. They aren't married and aren't related. Some cities/counties have a community program that pays for very basic funeral costs for people who die without a will or family, but I'm not clear on what happens if you have family but they're more or less estranged. Amber's family would certainly be contacted, but god help them if they're deemed responsible for her pool of rotting blubber.

 

[mekalekahi]

The LV tweet was most likely because people noticed her view drop and have been talking about her money. Shes dying. Shes dying and she wants a fucking purse?

I just imagine her walking into the chinese buffet in those red pants covered in dog hair and stretched out flats with a LV bag. She sees how low her views are so spending like that is a interesting choice... She could know the end is near and wants to go out with a bang.

 

[FitBitch]

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look at the size of this cookie she fed her..

God, my dog is like five times the size of Twinkie and I break those cookies into thirds for him (not trying to power level just trying to use comparison).