Amber is lying like always. This facility only performs weight loss surgery, they don't offer any other weight loss programs other than what comes with the surgery - which Amber has been adamant that she isn't having!
On the second page of the infamous paperwork, they get right into finances: whether you're using insurance or self pay. Amber can't check either of those boxes. So she filled out paperwork and went to an appointment for weight loss surgery... that she's not having.
Where is she going with this lie this time? She'll probably either ghost us on it or blame it on god knows what. "The receptionist was so rude, I couldn't go back. She kept calling Becky "he" then she started calling her an it" pfffft....
"No, I don't have insurance. I'll pay out-of-pocket."
"Okay, what's your credit like?"
"lolnope"
"Okay... what's your profession?"
"I'm a YouTuber."
"Right... Tax returns?"
"Are for chumps. I have money though. I've been saving up."
"From... YouTube?"
"From YouTube! Some months, I make, like, ten grand! It depends on the views, though."
"So... let me get this straight. You have no insurance, no credit, some money saved up from... er... YouTube, but you really don't have proof of a steady income? Sort of like a... freelancer? I guess?"
"No, Google is my employer."
"You say that... because... they own YouTube?"
"Exactly."
I got your answer, gorl. Some posted this in the Amberlynn subreddit:
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It's a copy of a meal plan that someone else's WLS surgeon had given to them and the OP is saying it's probably too restrictive for AL. Really ridiculous how these rumors travel.
Awesome, thanks.
Edit: Dammit. The plot thickened back up a little. (Again, not that it matters... I think I'm done caring about this mystery now and will just wait for the inevitable official confession.)