Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Hidden Squirrel]

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She’d have to be making ~$750k annually to pay this much in taxes, unless she owes back taxes

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I just tried to run a couple of quick, and inaccurate, calculations. If she really grossed $10k per month and totalled $120,000 in 2018, she'd have owed about $16k in self-employment taxes (FICA and Medicare) and about $20k in income taxes if she only took the standard deduction (unlikely.) But add in a few thousand of whatever Kentucky state taxes are, and you've got $39k.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Forget about Torrid, here's an article of clothing that will hide all of Amber's problem areas:

 

[JaneThough]

Forget about Torrid, here's an article of clothing that will hide all of Amber's problem areas:

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It's one size fits most, so it won't fit.

 

[Zenzu]

Saw this comment on Roger Browns latest rant threatening to sue Amberlynn for defamation for calling him a stalker. Thank God our gorl reminded us all she totally pays her taxes.

 

[fattie_boom_boom]

New vid is up.... gorl is lookin mighty fine

Spoiler: sunkissed trotters

Fuck me running. I bet she pisses maple syrup at this point.

 

[JustcallmeVi]

Ok, so when it came to Amberlynn I was very careful in not just siding with people who made rants about her after watching a forty minute video essay analyzing her character (more like listening while I played Dark Souls 3) , so I put in a little effort and started looking around in her videos from old to new. She seemed like a sensible, sorta down-to-earth and down-on-herself type who genuinely wanted to lose weight. After a few months to about two years of scrolling, I eventually came across the downward spiraling of her character with all the heavy eating of unhealthy foods, as well as the Mukbangs she did. Like, why talk about losing weight, starting a diet, exercising, and all that jazz only to then upload a video two days later eating Burger King (more like inhaling).

I'm not gonna pretend to be a doctor or a psychologist, but I really want this girl to turn this around. Go see a doctor, a therapist, and get your life back on track. But judging by the facts on this thread, it seems unlikely. Who knows, maybe if she tries her best, she can get on an episode of My 600lb Life.

 

[marjoram]

Thing is--Big Al has ALWAYS been an asshole. Plenty of fucked up stuff happened before she made her channel. She only seemed tolerable at first because she absorbs the personality of whatever poor sucker she's with. Krystle was soft spoken and sweet so that's what Big Al projected.

She's a manipulative grifter and always has been

 

[angela_mariac]

On Eric's last video he showed how the big tree where Hamberlynn walked too was destroyed by the wind from the roots... my theory is that Hamber is so heavy that walking towards that tree destabilized the roots and because of it the tree was plucked up from the root

GONE WITH THE WIND

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Anyone else notice all the bruising on our gorls forearm? I knew about the coloring on her knuckles but what is up with all these other bruises? It really stood out to me in her latest vid. View attachment 810494

Those are scars... I think that because of her diabetes that is the colouring that her scars are taking... also on her last video on her chest has the same black spots and she called them freckles.... as far as I know, that bad cicatrization process is another of the symptoms of diabetes.... I wonder how her feet really are... since that is the first part of the body that suffer the consequences of this illness

 

[Guardsman42]

My knowledge of Diabetes tells me she likely has very dark feet, and possibly, if a doctor saw them, they'd be considering amputation.

I'm not over reacting, she might be at that point. Remember how she fell because of her baby soft feet, cause she has about no feeling in them? Yah. That was HOW long ago now she reached that point of being diabetic?

 

[Probably your mom]

My knowledge of Diabetes tells me she likely has very dark feet, and possibly, if a doctor saw them, they'd be considering amputation.

I'm not over reacting, she might be at that point. Remember how she fell because of her baby soft feet, cause she has about no feeling in them? Yah. That was HOW long ago now she reached that point of being diabetic?

I have a question then that maybe somebody on this forum would be able to answer. Let’s say that Amber Lynn has diabetes. Let’s say she’s at the point where she needs one of her feet or both amputated. If she doesn’t get them amputated, what happens to them?

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I have a question then that maybe somebody on this forum would be able to answer. Let’s say that Amber Lynn has diabetes. Let’s say she’s at the point where she needs one of her feet or both amputated. If she doesn’t get them amputated, what happens to them?

Well, if she gets a wound, it most likely won't heal. Then infection will set in, and the tissue will die. It will continue to spread, traveling upward. If not treated, she will become septic (massive blood infection from bacteria) and that ain't pretty.

She isn't at that point yet. She would know if her feet were rotting away. It's easy to see and smell.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

While we can't see her toes, we do see the tops of her feet spilling out of her shoes and that all looks fine for now. I'd like to think that even that household would be alarmed at bad diabetes feet that need medical attention.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Blue moooooooon!

That's just light-is-rully-bad-in-here-guize and Porchoogeeze, you hayydurrzzzz. Our girl is healthy, just a tad overweight. The doc sang so.

 

[Twinkie]

Imagining Amberlynn shitting her layyggins because people are threatening to report her to the IRS is a funny visual.

In reality the IRS don't give a fuck about people like her. Nothing would happen.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Doesn't explain the baby seat in the back, even the "Becky has nephews" excuse didn't convince anyone as no mother in the world would trust a little baby/kid in a car alone with this two (a 600lbs fat ball without seat belt and a "special" person who already through a car in a ditch).

There's a dead nephews joke in here somewhere. If you're an arsehole. Which I just happen to be.

Edit: ah fuck. @emspex, please would you merge these. Sorreeeeee ems, yam Thickie Clanger today.

 

[fattie_boom_boom]

While we can't see her toes, we do see the tops of her feet spilling out of her shoes and that all looks fine for now. I'd like to think that even that household would be alarmed at bad diabetes feet that need medical attention.

She would probably try to ignore it by randomly dumping some of her perfume bottles on the area and demanding Necky not say anything about the blackening skinfolds under threat of death no more snapbacks.

So here's to hoping for a future Eric vlog where he shows the world some pic that Necky smuggles out of the pillow-den which reveals a blistered and oozing set of cankles. Which... to be clear, I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Not even our gorl as crazy as she is. I just hope that if/when it happens it gets documented for posterity. Shit.... I feel like abnormal psych docs would do well to come here and study some of the lolcows. People like Amberlynn would have to be fascinating and helpful to some of them out there.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Well, if she gets a wound, it most likely won't heal. Then infection will set in, and the tissue will die. It will continue to spread, traveling upward. If not treated, she will become septic (massive blood infection from bacteria) and that ain't pretty.

She isn't at that point yet. She would know if her feet were rotting away. It's easy to see and smell.

Agreed. But just to be accurate, we have been graced with shots of her toes fairly recently. A few times when she stepped on the scale and once when she was showing off an ugly pair of slides Becky got her. Her toes looked... normal enough... I guess? It was her toenails that were pretty nasty.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Recent tweets

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[Xenomorph]

I see a class the Kentucky Gaycare can take

Adulting

 

[lovesux]

Recent tweets

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Facinating, anyone know what all those tiny black boxes say?