Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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If one of them is sleeping in the lounge, it's definitely Becky. And while some people might find that sad, consider that their bedroom stinks and Amber very likely snores. An excuse to sleep away from Amber is probably something Becky has been wanting for a very long time.
I agree but I don't understand why doesn't she sleep in the Den??? It's a massive space that belongs to them already (Beck and Hamber), it's big enough to fit a good sofa bed or a full King size bed.
It's because the cat's dirty litter tray is there????
Why stay in the freaking middle of the living room???
For more than a month???
Becky and Hamber act like they own the house, can't believe Eric and Rickie put up with this crap.
 
You know what, I never normally have any type of feelings about lolcows like Amberlynn (other than morbid curiosity and disgust), but for the first time ever, I actually feel hatred for her. The way this fucking cunt is trying to expropriate the label of disability to justify her self-inflicted condition is just beyond disgusting.
I have no doubt that she and that Chantal cunt have been colluding over this abelist bullshit; it's just fortunate that even with their combined brain-power they barely reach sub-normal on the intelligence scale.
All I have to say is Amberlynn, I hope your rapidly encroaching death is as painful and toxic as your personality. You deserve no less.
 
The thing that get's me the most is that she implies that she's an empathetic person. Here's the thing AL, we've watched you for years and you've shown us that you are essentially a selfish person.

You say and do things that are thoughtless and careless. One example that pops into my mind is that you bragged to thousands of people that you bought shoes for Necky's nephew without even thinking how Necky's sister would feel knowing someone else had to pay for an essential item for her child because she's too poor to do so. If you were truly thinking of others, you would have just given the shoes and said nothing.

You like to paint yourself in your imagination as a dainty Disney princess who is kind and loving to all. But here's the issue: being empathetic usually takes effort. Acts of kindness takes effort. Learning how to be more sensitive to the needs of others takes effort and growth (and I don't mean growing your fupa) takes effort. And you avoid anything that takes effort like the plague!

By all means, keep using your metal issues to excuse your behaviour and gain 100 more pounds. You are only hurting yourself and the few people crazy enough to live with you because they sold their souls for YouTube bucks.

EDIT: Like mental things, spelling is scary
 
I looked it up (god, I'm a faggot) and double high or raised air mattresses can hold between 500 and 650 pounds.

I highly doubt that was put out there for Becky's family since it's been in their living room for at least a month, and why would they stay there anyway?

The bed in Amber and Becky's room is a queen, I believe, definitely no bigger. I don't see a 600lb and a 400lb gorl fitting comfortably on that together. Amber also needs plenty of room for her sleep apnea pillows. Now that it's hot and humid, the smell coming from Amber in such a confined space has probably become too pungent for Becky to get a good night's sleep. As far as Becky not sleeping in the den, I think there's multiple reasons but the main one being that she'd be too far from her employer Amber.

I think Becky brings her pillow and blanket out each night then puts them away in the morning. It's not a far fetched theory knowing Amber.
 
I for one don’t believe she has any mental illness she claims she does. She is only ‘suffering’ when it’s convenient or when the orange chicken fund runs dry.
She most definitely has NPD but that doesn’t garner sympathy like depression and anxiety do.
She has just latched on to the new buzzwords in the SJW community and (literally) rolled with it.
Fuck off Hambone.
 
If that's the same basic bitch Wal Mart queen sized air mattress I have, and I think it is, the box says the weight limit is 600 lbs. So Becky and the pets can sleep on it no problem, which is probably the case knowing how ungodly loud sleep apnea snoring is (and since Amber in the Kentucky summer probably smells like bacterial vaginosis, diabetes breath, hot garbage, and unwashed sports equipment). I don't blame them in the least, two lard asses having any body contact in that heat has got to be extremely uncomfortable. It likely doubles as a place for Amber to sit in the living room during the day if her lymphedema makes it too painful to sit on furniture, it's probably not easy but she can still haul herself up using a sturdy chair.

I haven't watched more than a few episodes of MSHPL but it seems like "all spare time spent on skuzzy floor mattress" is pretty much an indication you've hit terminal deathfat.
 
I saw this documentary yesterday about a fitness model/trainer who deliberately stopped working out and gorged himself on a daily for six months (and by God, at the end of this epic dirty bulk, he looks like shit). Some observations:

  • At the end of his bulk to the beginning of his return, he had conditioned himself to find comfort in eating junk food despite knowing how bad it is for his health and how depressed being a fat sack of shit made him. If someone like him--a guy who otherwise knows how to train and had self control--could succumb to emotional and secret eating, Hamberlynn, who has never suffered any ardor towards a good thing, is f.u.c.k.e.d.
  • His return to fitness was shown in parallel with one of his coaching clients, the latter of whom, despite FREE access to a 24/7 gym and all the support she can get from friends and family, barely loses any weight. She claims that she knows how to lose weight (and says she lost a ton several times, despite the lack of proof in the video). When the coaching relationship finally ends (due to weeks of her not having any contact with the dude), she blames HIM for her lack of weightloss. Also, she tries a lot of weird one-off diets. Sounds familiar, Excuseberlynn?
 
If she was getting real help would she be uploading the shit that she filmed before? I doubt it. I don't believe her doctor would be going along with her "job". First thing the doc would say, if she was being truthful in her session, is to get off of Youtube.
She didn't see anyone.
We'll hear about it July 5th? Fuck you Amber.
Bingo. There is no way if, and I stress if, she’s getting help that she’s taking it seriously or being truthful in her sessions. The first thing she’d be told is that she needs to get off of YT for a bit and sort her shit out since it’s clear that YT is exacerbating the problem.

Once again and likely until she goes off to the Cheesecake Factory in the sky she doesn’t give a solitary fuck. She’s determined to eat herself into that piano box and nothing can change that, but her. She’s incapable of introspection and therefore no amount of therapy will stop the inevitable.
 

I had to roll my eyes when I saw that huge paragraph.
It's just so insincere and dumb. She's trying to spin this narrative.... like it's so obvious it's a narrative she's trying to spin. People who do honest introspective soul searching don't validate their behaviors, make excuses, play connect the dots like "A PLUS B EQUALS C PLUS D AND THEREFOR IT WASN'T MY FAULT"
and also the complete denial of the less pretty "mental illnesses"
Chantal does this too. They are super willing to plaster the badge of "eating disorder" and "binge eating" and "depression" and other various glamour mental illnesses that gives their seemingly shallow personalities depth and character but refuse to acknowledge the more harmful illnesses of attention seeking, narcissism, manipulation, ect... behaviors that actually cause them the greatest harm.
I would actually respect her more if she made a video admitting her trolling, need for attention, narcissism, her ego and manipulation and various other shitty things she's done and continues to do ect... and seeking help for THOSE super harmful behaviors rather than this "I'm depressed and have an eating disorder and life sucks pity me" speech she has done a million times and likely has rehearsed to give to her therapist.
 
Our gorl throws some more shade at Zach, then declares that she does not hate him. And then poof!, she's off to live her best life with her aesthetically pleaseen gorlfriend.
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"I can't, i seriously can't lol"

Of all the ancient catchphrases that SassyLynn latches onto and runs into the ground because she's incapable of original thought, "I CAN'T" might be the most fitting for our gorl.

I can only imagine how often the Kentucky Gaycare has heard this phrase cried out in response to a request:
  • "Hey Amber it's garbage day, would you mind running the can to the curb?"
  • "Your cat is peeing on the floor, you should probably scoop the litter box"
  • "Amber, you're smelling a bit ripe, maybe it's time for a shower..."
  • "There aren't any clean dishes, could you pitch in?"
  • "Twinkie Storr needs to be let outside"
  • "Rickie and I need to do laundry, could you take your clothes out of the dryer?"
The only saving grace about Amber's new motto is the possibility that it might be the phrase to finally supplant "situation" from her lexicon.
 
She has just latched on to the new buzzwords in the SJW community and (literally) rolled with it.

Tumblr personified. I'll croak right then and there the day she starts her 'asexual non-binary' journey, likely her only option if Necks ever backs out.

The Cheesecake Factory in the sky

When I die and they can't lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When I finally eat til I die
Goin' up to the Cheesecake Factory in the sky
Goin' up to eat the Orange Chicken in the sky
 
Baiting for narcissistic supply really isn’t all that easy or fun, is it big gorl? Especially when your “supply” is drowned out by people that keep poking at all those things that make you insecure.

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Amber really needs people to believe her, no matter how many times she changes the story. It doesn’t matter if she literally just stated something to the contrary, or if she has evidence in a video that contradicts her current lie. Just believe what she says, when she says it.

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I love Narc “punishment.” It’s fucking hilarious how they threaten to NOT do something usually benign because they aren’t getting the feedback they think they deserve. “I was gunna talk about MY PSYCHIATRIST but you guys are being mean and I don’t know if I can trust you all anymore >:(

Lol. Ok. Don’t talk about it. Continue being a liar that none of your viewers trust. Keep giving them reasons to think you’re full of shit. Maybe this bullshit is why no one believes your mental things is really that scurry.

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GORL PLEASE. You’re “in the 500’s” just like your “a part of Becky’s family.”

You ain’t.

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She tries guilting her audience by claiming they don’t scrutinize “other Youtubers” as much as her, but her audience doesn’t hold her to the same standards as these unnamed YTers. No one holds JonTron to the same standards as Shane Dawson. No one holds Jenna Marbles to the same standards as Pewdiepie. They’re held to their own standard that they’ve set for themselves. Amber doesn’t see “other YTers” as individuals with different skill sets, talents, ethics, and personalities; she just sees people turning on cameras and making money. It’s hysterical how she can’t understand this, and yet she pulls aspects of people that she likes and she finds desirable.

But when her oTheR yOuTUbErs diatribe doesn’t yield the desired results, she starts backing into her pillowy corner and crying. Desperately bringing up her fucked up meth-family or her foster care life. When that route fails and she runs out of room to back her shelf-ass into, she cries about how her brain is broken and how fat she is. Placating her few sympathetic audience members with weigh-ins and future doctor visits, and fake promises of “baby I’ve totally changed please come back.”

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Amber. No one believes you care about others. You can’t even brush your cat or help set up an inflatable pool. And you won’t live to 30 at the rate you’re going, so this just looks extra insincere.

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It’s not right. It’s not ok.
Neither is your understanding of serving sizes, but you don’t listen to people smarter and more experienced than you, so I doubt anyone cares whether or not you like it when people call you out.

She really needs people to like her. She needs to be told she’s good enough as she is, despite all evidence pointing to the contrary. And every time she’s told she isn’t, that mask slips and the insecure child stuck inside hundreds of pounds of adipose tissue starts to reveal herself. She would rather people hate her for being fat, ugly, or mentally ill because she needs to believe people are as shallow as her, and it gives her a “higher ground” against her hAydUUrs.

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If you’re 28 and you still haven’t gotten past “mean words” making your whole day and emotional state bad, then just tap out of life entirely.

The truth is, AmberLamborghini: you’re a bad liar and you’re not smart enough to be a good one. You’re bad at it because you lack shame and humility, and you leave evidence of your lies everywhere. You’re the kid with chocolate chip residue on their face while they try to lie to their mom about not stealing cookies. You’ll never be good enough for anyone, including yourself, because you don’t try to be good enough. No one respects you because you’re a bloated corpse who treats the world like it owes you a favor, and is bitter that everyone keeps treating you Ike your parents; disposable and annoying. You could have been better, thinner, prettier, more mentally secure, and popular. But you took the one chance you had—a chance many other people could only dream of—and you blew it. Despite life’s hard knocks early on, you didn’t toughen up and learn to weather the discomfort. You embraced the discomfort because pity and playing on people’s sympathy is easier than being inconvenienced out of a few thousand calories.

You’ll never see your mother, or your family, again. They didn't care about you as a kid, and they have even less of a reason to care now that you’re a useless adult with mObILitY IsSuEs. You’ll never get married to Becky, or anyone for that matter. You’ll never have children. You’ll never be thinner. You’ll never be a headline in someone’s LGBTQ+ magazine “ASMR.” You’ll never be a role model, an inspiration, or celebrity. You’ll be remembered as the gorl that ate herself to death and people will laugh. And then you’ll be forgotten...just like all the other Youtubers that died suddenly.

And it’s entirely your fault.

Also FAT.
 
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