Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[I never almost drownded]

Not to mention his channel was primarily a "gaming/gamer" channel, so you know this huge bitch didn't watch. Unless he was reviewing Mario Kart while dressed up as RuPaul.
Fuck off Hambone, stop tailgating other peoples tragedies. You are a tragedy all on your own.

Agree completely. I doubt she knew about him at all until Trisha and JC (people she is known to emulate and stan) tweeted about him. She is just tweeting about him to further her agenda---that she's a kind and empathetic person, a bastion of the mental health community, and also one of the ones suffering and boo the haydurs because look what impact they have??

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

IIRC, she was concerned because Becky was having to continually lift things weighing 80 lbs, and that's just "not good for you".

Amber then proceeded to add over 90 lbs to the amount her skeleton had to support in 2018.

Tbf it's not like she lifts that extra weight all that often, so clearly it's more healthy.

 

[Stoneheart]

I guess the black leggeens finally gave up the ghost.

Thats some interesting wording there. dont dox yourself thinking in german...

 

[Snusmumriken]

Oh god I hope all this hyper fixation Amber has on cyber bullying leads her to make an “I’m gonna kill myself and it’s YOUR fault!!!” tweet. We all know the dumb bitch won’t do it but it’ll be hella funny.

 

[THOTto]

How much you wanna bet our gorl's been dippin into that old bottle of Vicodin from her last ER visit?

Er’s can only give a week of painkillers max and most hospitals won’t give out more then 5 days. Vicodin is typically taken every 6 to 8 hours so 3 maybe four pills a day. At that rate she wouldn’t have more then 21 pills and most of the ones given out are 5/500 or 5/325 which is next to nothing. Because of the south’s association with opioid abuse it’s harder to score there then in northern or western states. That’s not touching on the fat pushing on her airway and lungs, and other nasty side effects which the doctor could be held liable for if it killed her.

That bottle wouldn’t last long and the steps to get refills are really complex for people who are of normal intellect, and lets be real there’s no way she would jump through the in person hoops to keep it up.

Plus everyone knows Becky finished those pills with one of her morning orange juice and rums.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Of course she didn’t know him, but how else is she going to make someone else’s death about her?

Sociopaths are incapable of empathy, even if she knew him she wouldn't gaf.

 

[Xenomorph]

It's because they're all youtubers and "one of them" died, which supposedly gives them ownership over him in some way. Nvm that they're all just pushing their own agendas (me me me me look at me, pity me, I'm just like ~fellow youtuber~). It's a truly sickening display.

Guess they missed the memo about him telling people to not let the social media baiting bullshit ruin your life
**looks at ham bone lynn**

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

I'm watching few reaction channel videos and one theme always consistent is "I have an appointment scheduled" " I'm waiting for a call from doctors office" "I'm seeing someone soon"

Are doctors office offlimits without prior appointment? Don't these weight loss clinics accept walk ins ? Or do they prioritize people with insurance over people without insurance? Surely weight loss doctors would understand if she walked in without prior appointment and then go have a look at her ? (I'm not from usa and so ignorant about doctor culture there)

Oh god I hope all this hyper fixation Amber has on cyber bullying leads her to make an “I’m gonna kill myself and it’s YOUR fault!!!” tweet. We all know the dumb bitch won’t do it but it’ll be hella funny.

Even if she decides to off herself , will even a steak knife cut thru all the fat on her Mickey mouse gloves wrist and sever the veins?

 

[Twinkie]

Definitely no walk-ins at a weight-loss clinic. That's specialty practice. There are no walk-in psychiatrists, either.

 

[Gorl68]

Oh god I hope all this hyper fixation Amber has on cyber bullying leads her to make an “I’m gonna kill myself and it’s YOUR fault!!!” tweet. We all know the dumb bitch won’t do it but it’ll be hella funny.

But she can't do it in a dainty angsty tumblr way! As previously stated, she can't dramatically slit her wrists, nor can she hang herself or overdose on pills. Her only option would be to put a bullet in her fat head, and that's not aesthetic enough.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Are doctors office offlimits without prior appointment? Don't these weight loss clinics accept walk ins ?

No, you need an appointment. Those places can be booked months in advance. Plus surgeons' schedules are pretty hectic (they have OR days, clinic days, on call shifts, etc).

 

[Damaged Goods]

Newest tweets

Spoiler: tweets (5 images)

Because AL has so much trouble talking about her issues, it's not like she's been sharing and over sharing everything and anything for the past 5+ years


I can't stop staring at this one

 

[Aldora]

God, she almost looks normal in that first pic.

Almost.

 

[Billie Ross]

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We all know that the only difference that Hamber sees between the pictures is the outfit...

 

[fuxetudeto]

God, she almost looks normal in that first pic.

Almost.

The really sad (funny?) thing is that she was 405lbs in the earlier picture. Amber has done the impossible and made 405lbs seem like being “merely” overweight.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Newest tweets

Spoiler: tweets (5 images)

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Because AL has so much trouble talking about her issues, it's not like she's been sharing and over sharing everything and anything for the past 5+ years

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I can't stop staring at this one

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What in the fuckity-fuck is going on in that 2nd pic? Not only has our gorl acquired some disturbing new fupas on her fupas, but good god why is the "chest piece" of her shirt (dress? Who tf can tell anymore, it could be a ball gown for all I know) ripped open?

The only explanation I can think of other than CoquettishLynn's bizarre desire for everyone to constantly bear witness to her weird, long "cleavage" is that maybe she accidentally dropped a new set of crayons down there and Becky went mad with desire.

At any rate, now that she's a month behind on videos, seems like Eric's vlogs may have just gotten interesting again.

 

[Billie Ross]

What in the fuckity-fuck is going on in that 2nd pic? Not only has our gorl acquired some disturbing new fupas on her fupas, but good god why is the "chest piece" of her shirt (dress? Who tf can tell anymore, it could be a ball gown for all I know) ripped open?

The only explanation I can think of other than CoquettishLynn's bizarre desire for everyone to constantly bear witness to her weird, long "cleavage" is that maybe she accidentally dropped a new set of crayons down there and Becky went mad with desire.

At any rate, now that she's a month behind on videos, seems like Eric's vlogs may have just gotten interesting again.

Our gorl and her goth dainty look.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Re: mattress on floor

At her size, Albert will have that ultimate mark of the truly dainty; stress incontinence. Every time she lets out one of those ear -searing cackles, sneezes, coughs or anything else, her massively strained pelvic floor can't hold back the tide.

Remember the red couch she got with Dusty? Presumed dead a year later. She'll have turned "her" spot on the couch into a squelchy bog of wrecked suspension and putrescence, whereas at least she Becky can wash the sheet. Or maybe the queens have decided that they'll leave the bog to the brand and retreated to the mattress themselves in self-defence. Now give me all your ICs.

The bed thing is a puzzle. I'm down on AL lore due to terminal boredom with the mighty heffalump, but have they ever actually got a bed? We've had "400on gorl does stairs" but I really want to see "600lb lump getting up from the floor."

Ps. It's highly unlikely Albert would be prescribed any opioid, I'm amazed she even got one from an ER. They suppress the breathing centres in the brain and it's a fucking miracle the mighty blob ever wakes up in the morning anyway.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Newest tweets

Spoiler: tweets (5 images)

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Because AL has so much trouble talking about her issues, it's not like she's been sharing and over sharing everything and anything for the past 5+ years

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I can't stop staring at this one

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This is basically what I picture when she puts lol at end of every sentence



See how she never acknowledges the fact that tweet mentioned her "weight loss" journey as sad. She instead changed the focus to her dress. The delusions never seize to amaze me

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

that comparison pic is my new wallpaper thanks