Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 555 15.7%
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    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,632 74.4%

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Her body ran out of space to store all that fat

It now tries to find whatever place it can find to store that orange chicken or whatever else other crap she eats

Also

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Might be late to the party, but, does she really drink with a fucking straw? Did she really get that fat to the point she can't lift her arms high enough anymore for her to drink water?

Jesus fuck.

This bottle looks gigantic in her hands, just how massive would it look held by a normal sized person?! Also probably she drinks with a straw because she can't lift it, which ... defeats the purpose of this bottle, as the straw can only do so low...

But that's Logiclynn for you, I guess.
 
This bottle looks gigantic in her hands, just how massive would it look held by a normal sized person?! Also probably she drinks with a straw because she can't lift it, which ... defeats the purpose of this bottle, as the straw can only do so low...

But that's Logiclynn for you, I guess.
I'll bet she never cleans that straw either. You know how nasty those things get. Ugh.
 
This may have been brought up before, but - is it possible that Amberlynn self harms? Or has in the past? The "cat scratch" excuse is the oldest one in the book and I don't believe even HER cats hate her that much... because of her weight, the cuts could be not healing properly. Some of them look like they have keloids on them.

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This may have been brought up before, but - is it possible that Amberlynn self harms? Or has in the past? The "cat scratch" excuse is the oldest one in the book and I don't believe even HER cats hate her that much... because of her weight, the cuts could be not healing properly. Some of them look like they have keloids on them.

Edited for grammar fail.

If eating yourself to an early grave isn't self harm, I don't know what is.

Seriously though, I don't think she has the guts to do that. She seems like way to much of a baby to deal with that kind of pain.

I mean, every time something sad or painful happens to her, she eats even if she's not hungry. I would consider that self harm but that's just me.
 
This may have been brought up before, but - is it possible that Amberlynn self harms? Or has in the past? The "cat scratch" excuse is the oldest one in the book and I don't believe even HER cats hate her that much... because of her weight, the cuts could be not healing properly. Some of them look like they have keloids on them.

Edited for grammar fail.
Amber says she is a scab picker. Take that as you will.
 
If eating yourself to an early grave isn't self harm, I don't know what is.

Seriously though, I don't think she has the guts to do that. She seems like way to much of a baby to deal with that kind of pain.

I mean, every time something sad or painful happens to her, she eats even if she's not hungry. I would consider that self harm but that's just me.
Yep, the only self harm she does is eating herself into an early grave. It is self harm though. That is something that should be explored in therapy. Which she is totally doing. Which she is totally making progress with. Which is totally sorting out her issues. :story:
 
She has dermatillomania (compulsive skin picking). She has said before that she has picked quarter-size sores into her legs, in addition to all the other wounds we actually get to see.

It's not True and Honest self-harm, though, because the intent is not to harm oneself.
 
She is far, far too self obsessed, Narcy, vain, and in love with herself. A lot of people have serious doubts that her claims of "Depresshun" are anything more than her clinging to trendy Youtube buzzwords and/or looking for easy excuses.
Self Harm is also quite a complex psychological issue, and Big Gorl is shallower than a dry puddle on a hot day.

She absolutely self harms through gross, massive overconsumption of disgusting food and blowing her repulsive body up to well over 600 pounds, but not really with self harm being her conscious purposeful intent. She's just a big, dumb, selfish ugly cow who literally cannot think or feel anything besides FEED FEED FEED FEED FEED FEED.
 
Here you go.

If I didn't think so poorly of Becky I might actually feel sad.
Listening to her laugh while reading that (and sitting next to Amber), she sounds so much more full of life.

I don't think she's even allowed to laugh if Amber's in the room anymore. Jesus, what a depressing turn of events. Bet she wished she had thought twice about sending that message now.
 
If I didn't think so poorly of Becky I might actually feel sad.
Listening to her laugh while reading that (and sitting next to Amber), she sounds so much more full of life.

I don't think she's even allowed to laugh if Amber's in the room anymore. Jesus, what a depressing turn of events. Bet she wished she had thought twice about sending that message now.
No she dont

Laziness is a helluva drug.
 
This bitch..
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