Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Cold Waffle]

So I was going back in time and trying to get an idea of where our gorl started compared to where she is now. The first picture is from "Big Girl Dancing to Applause by Lady Gaga"; the second is from "SEEING A PSYCHIATRIST." In her dancing video, she is able to dance for about five minutes straight. She's not the best dancer by far, but she keeps up and is able to go through the motions. She's winded at the end, but able to hold a conversation. In the second video, walking across a driveway is an act of Congress, and her range of motion is limited (I thought she might topple over while picking up her dog like a claw machine of doom). If she'd have just kept up with just the dancing she was doing five years ago, I wonder where she'd be right now.



What a transformation these five years have been.

 

[raritycunt]

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"She reached 297 while we were together"

Apparently there are troubles in paradise.

There was no reason to mention destiny, she just wanted a reason to say the name that brings her so much joy and heartbreak at once.

 

[MischiefEm]

There is no way that Al could have possibly got in that pool without falling. She can't even step off the curb at McDonalds let alone climb into and out of the pool. My question is how is she getting back out of the pool. She is too heavy to use a ladder and she can't lift her leg over the side of the pool. Is she rolling out?

Plus, the added weight of the water soaked into her clothing...her getting out of the pool must have been difficult.

 

[clusterfuckk]

I imagine the pool situation went like this

 

[mynephewpassedaway]

Does anyone have access to Amber's twitter? I read in YT comments that on Twitter (in real time) she's abandoned the Weight Loss Doctor™ 's plan already and is going back to her olive-rice-pasta-chicken-sausage-seezuhneens slop based diet

 

[FitBitch]

297 is the new 497

She's nowhere near 300 pounds!

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Does anyone have access to Amber's twitter? I read in YT comments that on Twitter (in real time) she's abandoned the Weight Loss Doctor™ 's plan already and is going back to her olive-rice-pasta-chicken-sausage-seezuhneens slop based diet

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You... uh... might want to check the thread dedicated to social media.

 

[Twinkie]

It's not true. I mean, there's no evidence of it--on her twitter or anywhere else. What she said on twitter was that she and the doctor had different goal weights in mind for her.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

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"She reached 297 while we were together"

Apparently there are troubles in paradise.

Well... they've never been the picture of a happy relationship, but I think this is just WriterLynn's mastery of the English language.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Well... they've never been the picture of a happy relationship, but I think this is just WriterLynn's mastery of the English language.

It's always the tenses that trip her up. Like how she thinks Destiny still gives half a shit about her.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Well... they've never been the picture of a happy relationship, but I think this is just WriterLynn's mastery of the English language.

This. Is just bad grammarLynn. Becky isnt going anywhere unless there's a fire or a meteor. She's a dumb animal in this relationship. She has no future capacity planning skills and will not foresee if Amber actually was going to leave her.

Amber won't drop Becky unless a combination of 1 extreme weight loss combined with self mobility occurs and 2 something dumber comes along.

When you're 22 w no license and a chick and a "lesbian" it's ok. When you're 30, anyone who will seriously date you is in it for love not to have a second full time job.

Thus then the current situation stays until someone dies or Ricky loses his shut and pours guzzaline all over the Gaycare

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Oh yeah that’s a good point, the infection in her navel can be irritated by bacteria in a lukewarm kiddy pool

Her navel? I'm more concerned about that poor water.

 

[Guardsman42]

Her navel? I'm more concerned about that poor water.

Rickie added pool chemicals to said pool. Which I still say is all because it was intended to be how they force a whale to bathe. Throw her in chlorine water.

 

[Cataloons]

Amberlynn Reid - I went to a weight loss doctor

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We finally got a fucking month old weight-in.

Her videos get their own threads.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Careful, Amber. Too much salt and you’ll get swollen again.

 

[pr3nt177]

Picture it: Al, trying to daintily lower herself into the pool when her knees cant take it anymore she drops in. Water spilling over the sides, then suddenly, you see the water turn yellowish/green as her fetid asshole and gash are now finally touching some form of Kentucky "clean"water. The stench is overpowering to the point where it smells like someone opened up a septic tank.

Dogs howling, windows slamming shut, vegetation wilting, kids being dragged indoors.

 

[raritycunt]

Dogs howling, windows slamming shut, vegetation wilting, kids being dragged indoors.

Demons flying out of the water which is no longer holy

 

[GRAVES]

This bloody belly button situation. Where is the source? I must've missed something.

 

[pr3nt177]

It's not true. I mean, there's no evidence of it--on her twitter or anywhere else. What she said on twitter was that she and the doctor had different goal weights in mind for her.

Beast v Human?

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

This. Is just bad grammarLynn. Becky isnt going anywhere unless there's a fire or a meteor. She's a dumb animal in this relationship. She has no future capacity planning skills and will not foresee if Amber actually was going to leave her.

Amber won't drop Becky unless a combination of 1 extreme weight loss combined with self mobility occurs and 2 something dumber comes along.

When you're 22 w no license and a chick and a "lesbian" it's ok. When you're 30, anyone who will seriously date you is in it for love not to have a second full time job.

Thus then the current situation stays until someone dies or Ricky loses his shut and pours guzzaline all over the Gaycare

If Lil Ricky does that I do not blame him 1 bit. Not even. I do not approve of cold blooded murder, but sometimes you just have to make an exception.

Poor Ricky works all day and then he gets to play powerbottom to some trollop all night as the Pillow Princess just keeps stinking up the house with some massive ill-favoured gainer thumb rummaging through the home always in a fresh tee and a cool snapback and some takeout in hand. Poor guy.