Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[raritycunt]

the most disturbing from all of this is that she lives round the corner from a funeral home....

at least for the rest of losers of that household is not going to be hard to take her there the day of her end...

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Look at all the country lanes she could walk twinkie down, that's so sad. I'd understand somewhat if she lived in a city block with a concrete jungle around here but she lives in the countryside and dogs love to go running around big fields and such.

 

[Peachtea18]

the most disturbing from all of this is that she lives round the corner from a funeral home....

at least for the rest of losers of that household is not going to be hard to take her there the day of her end...

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Oh that's not disturbing at all. It's actually quite convenient aha (although chances are kind of slim that that particular funeral home would be the one to actually take her). Carrying a 600lb body--even on a gurney--will be no easy task. My only question would be how much storage the funeral home's freezers allow for, though I doubt if she did happen to be transported to one she'd be in there for long since she'll most likely be cremated. But even the crematoriums I've been in have much smaller freezers than the mortuaries.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

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I found the exact website she used. There's a 25 Q one and a 50 Q one, and I'm not shocked that she was so fucking lazy that she just used the 25 Q one. It's not a legit IQ test, the questions are easy as fuck, and it's telling that a schizo piece of shit can beat her score on the first try. Don't have first hand experience with actual IQ testing, but I can compare it to mental screenings and those tests are much harder and far more in-depth. This is just for getting your cock sucked when you're too stupid to actually do anything of worth.

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I gotchu

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Y'all just check the whois data of that site. It's just some random guy running the site full of ads with a basic ass questions and giving out high iq results so that trash like amber can feel good about themselves

Stanford actual site is www.stanford.edu

 

[a dinosaur]

Stanford–Binet Intelligence Scales - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

"It is a cognitive ability and intelligence test that is used to diagnose developmental or intellectual deficiencies in young children."

Nice.

 

[Whale Lake 2]

I took an IQ test back in middle school, and it took probably more than an hour: the test was divided in sections (logic, understanding of situations, math, etc), everything was timed, and you couldn't go to the following question until the time you were given was up (and if the time was up and you hadn't completed the section, you had to move on and leave the questions blank).

The test she took is basically a mash-up of the questions asked in a real IQ test, but thrown in there without any logical order.

 

[Twinkie]

In any case she's obviously a laah. This is a person who, at nearly 30 years of age still doesn't understand simple units of measurement e.g. "This [food product] has 21 carb, 4 protein, 490 sodium"

She also said in her "emotional past" video that she'd usually not bother going to school or if she'd go, she wouldn't pay attention or do any of the work. She was only able to graduate HS by attending an "alternative school" ie durrrrrrrr

I was watching another old video of hers where she pondered, "Is Christmas in winter or fall?" There are just too many revelations of staggering stupidity over the years across numerous social media platforms.

 

[Okami Green]

I'm almost certain that a legitimate IQ test would take self-awareness into consideration. If so, our gorl may not be criminal justice degree ready yet.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Regarding the test she took, she just took the exact one I linked over in General Discussion.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I took an IQ test back in middle school, and it took probably more than an hour: the test was divided in sections (logic, understanding of situations, math, etc), everything was timed, and you couldn't go to the following question until the time you were given was up (and if the time was up and you hadn't completed the section, you had to move on and leave the questions blank).

The test she took is basically a mash-up of the questions asked in a real IQ test, but thrown in there without any logical order.

I took the one Hamber did for funsies and I was drunk AF. I scored the same as she did. Drunk AF. It's safe to say it's shit. I've taken an IQ test before and it is a pretty long process and has to be evaluated by a psychologist or at least qualified clinician. Not that it matters at all honestly because intelligence can't be quantified in that way. It's an easy way to see how fast someone's mind calculates or processes, but that doesn't necessarily equate to intelligence.

In summary, Hamber is in no way gifted or of above average intelligence. We've watched her for years and that observation alone proves that. She's a dummy. A dullard. An absolute moron.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

>bitch.mp4

You missed the part about her IQ!! I'll go grab it.
I'm used to ALR being an insufferable and pretentious cunt but she puts the lil' fake glasses snapchat filter on and humble brags about her online IQ test result. I swear all those tests do is ego stroke gullible idiots.

I took it for shits and giggles. Scored way higher than her, and I am legit not good enough to score high. Add in I know next to nothing about the questions with numbers (I use m, km, quarter, 5 cent piece, not dimes and miles) and I should be a complete retard according to that test.

Ugh, this was was no easy feat, enjoy.
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Crying a lot. Because she broke the magic 600? No matter, she broke 100 on bmi for sure.

 

[Mandaark]

She does, yeah, when she bothers to put on makeup. It's still the same deal as before. Just two kind of curves that don't match in a weirdly red shade.

They match her shirt in this one....its great

 

[a dinosaur]

Seven days, fuckers.

 

[Archaicveins]

Seven days, fuckers.

Ewwww wtf

 

[DaintyChokerGorl]

Regarding the test she took, she just took the exact one I linked over in General Discussion.

Our gorl and her amazeening IQ be lurking boo boo

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

r/Amberlynn - Heres the cat video from Twitter, where she shows off her love and affection :)

162 votes and 56 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

the last tweet before deletion

 

[Blathersnake]

Has she deleted her Twitter or is Twitter just being a pain? She no longer is showing on my following list, and it says her page isn't found.


If so, I wonder why she would delete it.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

I know this is a late post, but I was watching her doctor video and I got super confused. She claims to only weigh about 562 but the math isn't adding up.

The doctor said in 4 years she will be 310 pounds if she loses 8 pounds a month for 4 years. That means she would have to lose 384 pounds ( 8 pounds x 12 months x 4 years) to get to 310. And if you add that up, that means she currently weighs 694 pounds?!‽‽?

Of course, your math is flawed our gorl could never make such a simple mistake since her IQ is 110


Youre totally right btw

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Look at all that neck, guise.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

This is the twitter account that tweeted the cat video and @'ed her. After that, she deactivated.

 

[8008135]

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Look at all that neck, guise.

This is always the only thing I ever take away from old videos: not how "small" she was, not how "cute" she was, not how "nice" she seemed ... but that she -- once upon a mythical time -- actually had a fucking neck.