Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Igotdigusted]

Tammie is kind of messy but whatever, she had her reasons.

She did that because Amberlynn was uploading videos and making up stories for sympathy and to manipualate her viewers. She was outright lying about Tammie (and about AL's mother and grandmother, about the whole family basically and lying about her past in general). Who does THAT? If I was Tammie I'd expose her fat ass too.

Tammie was also mad that AL kept reaching out to her mother but every conversation would just be Amberlynn shaming her mother about the past. Tammie felt Amberlynn was a danger to her sister's sobriety and I believe it, she's toxic as fuck.

And the kiwifarms would save the mom's sobriety or the aunt's honor or whatever?
Now that's a joke if I ever read one.....

 

[Whatthefuck]

She just seems like the average, busy body, boomer aunt to me lol.

Yep, Aunt Tammie was amusing, but she absolutely struck me in the same way my boomer aunt and all my great aunts would behave. I don't doubt her word though. That's because I completely distrust ANYTHING Hamber has to say. What she discussed at the time fit the theories popping up and corroborated a few things we were already kicking around which is why she got any traction.

At the end of the day Hamber is trash. She comes from a long line of trash. The world is a better place because she chose to be a fat fuck who finds simple minded lesbians to be with because real life and real relationships are too much trouble thereby cutting off the rotten family tree...at least her particular twig. Didn't her shit head felon brother have a kid though?

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

It was short lived but I bet she totally shat her pants for those few hours.

Shitting her pants is baseline for Amber now.

That's typically how they're bred, yes.

Think you meant "interbred".

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

I'll betcha Tammie is trash but she's okay trash. It's like Amber and her immediate family are trash full of maggots and rotting food that leaks garbage juice all over you when you go to take it to the curb, and Tammie is just a bag full of empty food wrappers.

 

[Pinky&Perky]

Yep, Aunt Tammie was amusing, but she absolutely struck me in the same way my boomer aunt and all my great aunts would behave. I don't doubt her word though. That's because I completely distrust ANYTHING Hamber has to say. What she discussed at the time fit the theories popping up and corroborated a few things we were already kicking around which is why she got any traction.

At the end of the day Hamber is trash. She comes from a long line of trash. The world is a better place because she chose to be a fat fuck who finds simple minded lesbians to be with because real life and real relationships are too much trouble thereby cutting off the rotten family tree...at least her particular twig. Didn't her shit head felon brother have a kid though?

Just need to point out that she isn't a 'Boomer' she is actually 'Generation X' - which is surprising I know

 

[Whatthefuck]

Just need to point out that she isn't a 'Boomer' she is actually 'Generation X' - which is surprising I know

Yeah, that's wild. She must be on the cusp or maybe there's a generational curve with southern folks? I can't remember is she west coast or southern?

 

[Pinky&Perky]

Nah. Tammie is the half-sister of Amberlynn's mother. She wasn't in their lives at that time. She met Amberlynn for the first time when AL was about 14. So it couldn't have been her that called CPS.

I didn't know they were half-sisters.. they share they same mother then - The one that Amberlynn's mum beat up?

 

[Pizza Munch]

*BREAKING NEWS*

Seriously though, the obvious pity bait is ridiculously sad.. like you don’t already know this gorl

Edit: I like how she doesn’t have to frown- the weight of her face does it for her

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

*BREAKING NEWS*

Seriously though, the obvious pity bait is ridiculously sad.. like you don’t already know this gorl

Holy fuck that filter makes her look like the morbidly obese corpse version of those toddlers and tiaras headshots. Jesus Christ. A joke you are indeed, Amber, well said.

 

[Spergoy of Cuckkad]

Posting because I think this might be the only honest statement she’s ever made, great self critique on Snapchat, 10/10 agree.

 

[Wyzzerd]

Posting because I think this might be the only honest statement she’s ever made, great self critique on Snapchat, 10/10 agree.
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Don't anyone try to tell her a knock knock joke, it will take her 3 years to get it.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I dig the dog hair and dandruff filter.

 

[DaintyChokerGorl]

*BREAKING NEWS*

Seriously though, the obvious pity bait is ridiculously sad.. like you don’t already know this gorl

Edit: I like how she doesn’t have to frown- the weight of her face does it for her

Is she trying to be sexy and score pity? Gorl those little lips are only good for sucking chicken titty kabobs

 

[smallmilk]

*BREAKING NEWS*

Seriously though, the obvious pity bait is ridiculously sad.. like you don’t already know this gorl

Edit: I like how she doesn’t have to frown- the weight of her face does it for her

Lmao she's sticking her head so far forward to fake a neck

 

[Xenomorph]

*BREAKING NEWS*

Seriously though, the obvious pity bait is ridiculously sad.. like you don’t already know this gorl

Edit: I like how she doesn’t have to frown- the weight of her face does it for her

God bless Snapchat they all look like fucking children Im so sad bloo bloo

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Whew that filter is so strong it scrubs off what little eyebrow she has!

I dig the dog hair and dandruff filter.

You should. Homemade glitter filter, baby.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Lmao she's sticking her head so far forward to fake a neck

The nose wart is gone too. Does she have to manually remove it or does the filter do that? How does the filter handle the fat rolls that are forming above and below her eyes?

I wish she would spend money on big stupid lips and fillers for the frowny lines. The weight loss surgery isn't gonna happen, might as well try dumb plastic surgery.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

*BREAKING NEWS*

Seriously though, the obvious pity bait is ridiculously sad.. like you don’t already know this gorl

Edit: I like how she doesn’t have to frown- the weight of her face does it for her

Poor, poor Hammy. Every time you post a video you show the world what a joke you are.

 

[Vladimir Fupatin]

Posting because I think this might be the only honest statement she’s ever made, great self critique on Snapchat, 10/10 agree.
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Is she frowning or is her cheek fat pulling her mouth down?

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I can only imagine what this will be about! Let's hear it, Amberlynn. Hmm... she's sobbed in the car before. She's warned other people not to be like her. She's posted old videos of herself in the 300's dancing captioning it "I miss you." What else?

I'm guessing it's about Amy's video making fun of her. Life is rough when even a Slaton is cracking jokes at your expense.