Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

*BREAKING NEWS*

Seriously though, the obvious pity bait is ridiculously sad.. like you don’t already know this gorl

Edit: I like how she doesn’t have to frown- the weight of her face does it for her

Does anyone else have a little chuckle when she posts pity selfies like this? We know you’re a joke, you dumb hog. Your life is the punchline that just keeps on for nearly 30 years.

 

[Xenomorph]

Does anyone else have a little chuckle when she posts pity selfies like this? We know you’re a joke, you dumb hog. Your life is the punchline that just keeps on for nearly 30 years.

She loves it because it gives her another reason (she thinks) to binge.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Is she frowning or is her cheek fat pulling her mouth down?

Yes.

Really her mouth is just like that, and she looks like she's also trying to pout sadly.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Wtf. The filters she usually uses - in a feeble attempt to minimize her face fat and hide the extra chins that cascade down her neck- always manage to make her appear as if her giant head is hovering on a hotdog, but wtf is going on with this one?
It's done something bizarre to her eyes where she looks like she has a mild case of Down syndrome. That can't be what the creator of this filter envisioned.

Edit: It just occurred to me that she likely filtered this pic so heavily because her actual face is a blotchy mess from throwing the mother of all tantrums in an attempt to get Becky's ass in the car to fetch her an emergency 20-pc McNuggies and a Reese's Blizzard.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Is she frowning or is her cheek fat pulling her mouth down?

Her massive, fat cheeks/jowls have been pulling her lips down like that for a long time.
Her ugly, downturned mouth makes her look like a bulldog. Or gorilla. Or blobfish.

But yikes. That filter strait looks like the flakes of parmesan cheese in her hair are just flying out all over the place.

 

[clusterfuckk]

*BREAKING NEWS*

Seriously though, the obvious pity bait is ridiculously sad.. like you don’t already know this gorl

Edit: I like how she doesn’t have to frown- the weight of her face does it for her

TFW even Snapchat filters can’t improve your face.

 

[Xenomorph]

Wtf. The filters she usually uses - in a feeble attempt to minimize her face fat and hide the extra chins that cascade down her neck- always manage to make her appear as if her giant head is hovering on a hotdog, but wtf is going on with this one?
It's done something bizarre to her eyes where she looks like she has a mild case of Down syndrome. That can't be what the creator of this filter envisioned.

Edit: It just occurred to me that she likely filtered this pic so heavily because her actual face is a blotchy mess from throwing the mother of all tantrums in an attempt to get Becky's ass in the car to fetch her an emergency 20-pc McNuggies and a Reese's Blizzard.

She believes she really looks like this. She is an ugly mess.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh]

Posting because I think this might be the only honest statement she’s ever made, great self critique on Snapchat, 10/10 agree.
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Amy must have done serious damage to our gorls ego.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amy must have done serious damage to our gorls ego.

Imagine Amy motherfuckin Slaton Ms Chubby Bunny herself with a scare in her eye from Toxoplasmosis can outdo you on video quality and editing whilst also fucking demolishing your entire being in one video. Not to mention she's thinner too. AL's ego is in the shadow realm.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Imagine Amy motherfuckin Slaton Ms Chubby Bunny herself with a scare in her eye from Toxoplasmosis can outdo you on video quality and editing whilst also fucking demolishing your entire bring in one video. Not to mention she's thinner too. AL's ego is in the shadow realm.

Just wait. Her ego demands she strike back. This has real potential.

 

[Xenomorph]

Just wait. Her ego demands she strike back. This has real potential.

We all know what she is gonna do, act like it doesn't bother her or use it for pity (which shes already doing with those pathetic snaps)

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh]

We all know what she is gonna do, act like it doesn't bother her or use it for pity (which shes already doing with those pathetic snaps)

Lets hope Necky says something.

 

[Xenomorph]

Lets hope Necky says something.

YoUvE aLrEAdY sTiRReD dA PoT

 

[Golly]

She loves it because it gives her another reason (she thinks) to binge.

You'd think someone as vain as she is would choose a more visually striking way to mope than by burying herself in big macs (not that that won't create a sight unto itself). G0rl, find that bed of daisies and roll around in it screaming "Why me" or whatever it is her poetic self pity fantasy was. She'd at least get some more outside time.

Her vanity is one of the weirdest parts of the AL ride for me. We've talked about it to death, but it always finds new ways of catching me off guard. She's such an enigma.

 

[Xenomorph]

You'd think someone as vain as she is would choose a more visually striking way to mope than by burying herself in big macs (not that that won't create a sight unto itself). G0rl, find that bed of daisies and roll around in it screaming "Why me" or whatever it is her poetic self pity fantasy was. She'd at least get some more outside time.

Her vanity is one of the weirdest parts of the AL ride for me. We've talked about it to death, but it always finds new ways of catching me off guard. She's such an enigma.

I always wondered if it was a defense mechanism but I really do feel she thinks she is hot shit, she thinks she is some sort of fat icon. I believe she surrounded herself in the: "Fat is Fierce" shit from Tumblr and the like then also because she is gay adopted the RuPaul Drag Race lingo as she thinks she can speak this way without being cringy.. but it is.
The best is how much she eye fucks herself using the camera as a mirror, I wish she would draw what she sees vs what we see.

 

[marjoram]

Lets hope Necky says something.

Oh god pleeeeease! Let Thumby drive over to Amy's hovel and try to "rip her head off"...
Come on Thumby...your lady's honor has been besmirched! Do yer duty like you said you would....
Otherwise, you're just a , ya know, whiny mewling r^tarded coward (like we all know ya are)

..... She's such an enigma.......

Wrapped in bacons....

 

[Billie Ross]

Isn't hard to know how she sees herself, as someone who can fits in 4xl sexy dainty dresses in non stretchy fabrics and 6xl cute dinosaur boxer shorts panties.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Don't anyone try to tell her a knock knock joke, it will take her 3 years to get it.

KNOCK KNOCK

beckyyyy there's someone at the door

 

[JaneThough]

If AL does decide to comment on this, we won't know for 2 months anyway, because God forbid she do anything in a timely manner.

 

[TwinkoStorr]

I was scrolling through FB group and found this.Back when our gorl had a visible neck.
Who knows what kind of creatures have found themselves a home there where Sun hasnt hit in years.