Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sedentary rock]

The first one looks like an Eric Cartman glamour shot. The second one look like real life Eric Cartman.

Spot the difference

 

[mekalekahi]

She's stupid to realize that with her height,shes essentially bigger than fucking 600 lbs. You weigh as much as 2 football players plus a average size person on a 5'3 frame. Who gives a shit if you are 564 or whatever that's 600 lbs.

What "friend" sends a food addict a massive box of macaroons?

Slightly of topic but I watched a AL video last night from november of last year where she states shes 552. So apparently shes only gained 12-20 pounds in a year causing her body to shut down and become as immobile as she is.

 

[Maggot]

Being so squashed into that car is not comfortable I'm sure. Her fat is pressed up against everything and I imagine she really can't shift position.

Edited to add : She has told us before that the seat belt buckle contraption situation bruises her thigh.

Looong time lurker, first time poster here.

I think Amber is now literally the size of an actual Jersey Cow, which is, well, the breed that produces extra rich, fatty m'ilk, the kind that is perfect for butter.

 

[DuckSucker]

This is going to be a stupid take but all the fucking money in the world wont make you happy when you were neglected as a child. That one hits a little close to home. Ive been thinking about it lately and being happy just because other people say you have everything you could ever want, and youre being happy just so you dont look like a spoiled brat, to make other people "happy"--youre just running in circles. You need money and -- theyre right when they say you cant buy happiness. You cant buy back your youth and maybe that one should hit Amber a little close to home.

Youre living an animals life, Amber. Run to cheesecake factory come back to take a shit, youre a fucking Hamster on a wheel. They turned your coldest water bottle upside down so you could tongue punch the little ball bearing and get a bead or two.

And fuck wouldnt you know it you cant buy your way out of that one.

 

[sedentary rock]

I think Amber is now literally the size of an actual Jersey Cow, which is, well, the breed that produces extra rich, fatty m'ilk, the kind that is perfect for butter.

it's gotten kind of buried, but it sounds like you'd enjoy this thread documenting how her weight sizes up to some of the largest contenders in the animal kingdom

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

A note about Leila Love Macarons: They get shipped with an ice gelpack to help keep them fresh, each cookie is placed inside a small unlabeled ziplock bag, and cushioned with tissue paper. The flavors you get are random, and you should expect many repeats of some flavors (chocolate, vanilla, any seasonal that doesn't sell well). Quality is poor to good depending on shipping/distance. The box and label look better quality than when I tried them 2 years ago, so maybe things have changed.
I hope she puts out a video sampling these bad boys, because watching her try to figure out the seasonal flavors that aren't on the handy little guide sheet will be hilarious.

 

[Twinkie]

This is going to be a stupid take but all the fucking money in the world wont make you happy when you were neglected as a child.

It's not true that people who had awful childhoods can't be happy. [I realize that's not exactly what youre saying] Literal war orphans are more resilient than Amberlynn. How long is she going to use her childhood as an excuse--or, how long are other people going to use it as an excuse for her?

All things considered Amberlynn had it okay. Getting snatched from her family was the best thing for her, because she had a great standard of care in the system. She was not neglected. And even if she was, frankly, she needs to get the fuck over it she's 30.

Rich or poor, there's no way anyone is going to be happy in a body like that. There's no point unpacking muh childhood if you're not going to lose the goddamn weight.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

On long/longish drives, amber has to sit in the back. She's had to do this at least as far back as spring 2017 when she went down to visit krystle.

I doubt she can use a seatbelt in whatever backseat position she needs to be in for comfort. One short stop and she'll be a flying projectile through the windshield, but not before crushing the driver and passenger to a 10 degree angle.

 

[clusterfuckk]

It's not true that people who had awful childhoods can't be happy. [I realize that's not exactly what youre saying] Literal war orphans are more resilient than Amberlynn. How long is she going to use her childhood as an excuse--or, how long are other people going to use it as an excuse for her?

All things considered Amberlynn had it okay. Getting snatched from her family was the best thing for her, because she had a great standard of care in the system. She was not neglected. And even if she was, frankly, she needs to get the fuck over it she's 30.

Rich or poor, there's no way anyone is going to be happy in a body like that. There's no point unpacking muh childhood if you're not going to lose the goddamn weight.

Exactly.
tons of people had it way worse than this cow. Tons of people had/have drug or alcohol addicted parents.
It reminds me of the old saying "fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me"
in the sense that you can't keep using other people's behavior to justify your own; especially when that behavior was ages ago.

TLDR: put up or shut up bitch.

 

[Maggot]

I hope she puts out a video sampling these bad boys, because watching her try to figure out the seasonal flavors that aren't on the handy little guide sheet will be hilarious.

No doubt complete with moaning, 'ooooooohing' and other such noises to 'heighten' the experience.

 

[Cuba Beluga]

But they are exactly the same. The first one looks like an Eric Cartman glamour shot. The second one look like real life Eric Cartman.

She is beyond angles and filters. Everything she does makes it look like a kid ran it through Kai's Power Tools. Everything is wavy and bulbous.

It is the best she can do. She knows another 90 pound drop is not in the cards now, so she will continue to revel in her "success" of maintaining around 560 pounds. When she drops a pound, it will be celebration video. If she gets back up to 570, then she make all kinds of excuses about stress from Becky situation.

As unthinkable as it sounds, this may be her plateau. Stress might add a bit, but as long as she is walking and has other things to do, she may be unable to seriously gain without effort.

Oh don't be silly! When she gains, it's water weight! She just retains so much! Even 10lbs of pure water overnight but every elbee lost IS a celebration, of course. She works so hard.

I think she was forced to plateau for 100 days of uploads. But the longer she's gone the more she'll gain and eventually, she's going to reach a point where "fasting" for a couple of days won't prevent 600 on the scale. She has no limits.
Realistically the fact that she hasn't had a life threatening health scare is actually extraordinarily UNlucky.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I think amber sending herself that box of macarons, claiming a friend sent it, is the equivalent of a pathetic girlfriend sending herself flowers from "an admirer" to make her disengaged boyfriend jealous and interested again.

I mean, that's right becky, if you don't want to pay proper attention to your 600 lb adult-child girlfriend, there's someone out there willing to spoil her with a $130 box of fancy cookies, waiting to snap her right up. Bet she can wipe amber's ass better than you, necks.

 

[Vajze Shqiptare]

I don't understand why she buys so much skincare and makeup and Torrid clothes when she weighs 600 pounds. People aren't focused on your clothes or skin or makeup, girl.

 

[Fandom Trash]

I hate that her last video is her complaining about random stuff, because it leaves her vlogs on a "low" note and now that's she taking a break, a lot of people are posting on that particularly video love and support.

It really sad that she couldn't finish vlogging about nothing for 100 days.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I don't understand why she buys so much skincare and makeup and Torrid clothes when she weighs 600 pounds. People aren't focused on your clothes or skin or makeup, girl.

It’s just one of her distractions. Something for her to focus on since she fails at everything else.

 

[Vajze Shqiptare]

It’s just one of her distractions. Something for her to focus on since she fails at everything else.

Aren't there pills and surgeries and shit you can do to lose weight? Like, I just googled weight loss doctors in my area and found a pretty legit website for a program for obesity with medical supervision, diet pills, counseling, etc. But honestly she's probably way too obese for most doctors to be able to treat her.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

I'm feeling like some of her most recent snapchat fuckery, complete with filters and tiddy shots, might well signify that she is on the prowl for a new caregiver. If everything is turning to shit with Becky's clan, she must be starting to desperately look for a way out of there, particularly as Eric and Rickie will definitely side with Becky. My guess she is circling in on a new victim - likely one with some kind of savior-complex who thinks they can 'help' our gorl. Male or female - it doesn't matter, provided they can come and fetch her and her hoard and provide someplace to live. Preferably somewhere she can access UberEats and other delivery services.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I'm feeling like some of her most recent snapchat fuckery, complete with filters and tiddy shots, might well signify that she is on the prowl for a new caregiver. If everything is turning to shit with Becky's clan, she must be starting to desperately look for a way out of there, particularly as Eric and Rickie will definitely side with Becky. My guess she is circling in on a new victim - likely one with some kind of savior-complex who thinks they can 'help' our gorl. Male or female - it doesn't matter, provided they can come and fetch her and her hoard and provide someplace to live. Preferably somewhere she can access UberEats and other delivery services.

You have to take into account the new closer proximity of Destiny though. If Destiny is desperate enough for money to let Amber be a third wheel living with her and the fridge it could lead to a great fresh new vat of mil,k

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I'm feeling like some of her most recent snapchat fuckery, complete with filters and tiddy shots, might well signify that she is on the prowl for a new caregiver. If everything is turning to shit with Becky's clan, she must be starting to desperately look for a way out of there, particularly as Eric and Rickie will definitely side with Becky. My guess she is circling in on a new victim - likely one with some kind of savior-complex who thinks they can 'help' our gorl. Male or female - it doesn't matter, provided they can come and fetch her and her hoard and provide someplace to live. Preferably somewhere she can access UberEats and other delivery services.

I'm personally gonna rescue Fatty Mc FatFat.

Not. May she swelter in the grossness that is Pillow Mountain. Maybe Pillow Mountain will swallow her whole as the Island in Life of Pi.

One can hope hope. Twinkie Stooor would have enough sense to get in the tree .

 

[JaneThough]

Aren't there pills and surgeries and shit you can do to lose weight? Like, I just googled weight loss doctors in my area and found a pretty legit website for a program for obesity with medical supervision, diet pills, counseling, etc. But honestly she's probably way too obese for most doctors to be able to treat her.

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