Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[GogglyGoblin]

If the fags moved out, is the house still called the fag shanty?

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

If the fags moved out, is the house still called the fag shanty?

No, but just replace the "g" with a "t".

 

[Punkinsplice]

I agree about ads. Those folks trying so hard to take away her livelihood are just paying her bills in another way. Any attention sends her potential new viewers and subscribers. This is just as cyclic as Amber's pathology. Curious lookyloos will likely binge watch her videos to see what the commotion is all about, and most will feel the need to comment and engage even if they use adblock. Then, when they get to the point of becoming haydurs, they start clamoring for a boycott. lmao, I entertained that idea briefly myself. In the end, she provides entertainment and earns her pay. Hate to say it, but indifference is way better than being salty over this bitch.

 

[DubbleBubble]

I agree about ads. Those folks trying so hard to take away her livelihood are just paying her bills in another way. Any attention sends her potential new viewers and subscribers. This is just as cyclic as Amber's pathology. Curious lookyloos will likely binge watch her videos to see what the commotion is all about, and most will feel the need to comment and engage even if they use adblock. Then, when they get to the point of becoming haydurs, they start clamoring for a boycott. lmao, I entertained that idea briefly myself. In the end, she provides entertainment and earns her pay. Hate to say it, but indifference is way better than being salty over this bitch.

i mean... I only watch by archive and don't engage because i don't want to directly contribute to this shitshow. But if there's anything to get on a moral soapbox about it's that Youtube will bring the hammer down on just about anything for one reason or another. Everything is offensive or controversial. and yet it's perfectly fine to essentially upload your slow suicide by food and glorify an obviously self-harming lifestyle but that's 110% advertiser friendly, slap some mcdonalds ads on that and call it a day.

 

[necky’s dead nephew]

i mean... I only watch by archive and don't engage because i don't want to directly contribute to this shitshow. But if there's anything to get on a moral soapbox about it's that Youtube will bring the hammer down on just about anything for one reason or another. Everything is offensive or controversial. and yet it's perfectly fine to essentially upload your slow suicide by food and glorify an obviously self-harming lifestyle but that's 110% advertiser friendly, slap some mcdonalds ads on that and call it a day.

YouTube is a corporation so they mainly care about shekels. While doing so they also try to appeal to the vocal sperg minorities that can start a tardstorm and bum out the advertisers giving said shekels. So YouTube will perpetually try to sanitize the platform while also pussyfooting around the rétard groups which morbidly fat women crying muh oppreshun (or much ableism in Hambers case bc fat bitch immobilized herself with her fupa) are also a part of.
TLDR they might not wanna touch Hamber with a 10ft pole so the wrath of fat acceptance lesbian spergs don’t take away the advertiser coin.

edit because words

 

[Lame Entropy]

If the fags moved out, is the house still called the fag shanty?

Personally, I like the sound of dyke shack.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Ken-taco-hut. Which not only nods to Kentucky lesbians but is the nickname given to a combination KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut Express.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I'd take the Crushinator any day of the week. Also, who takes a picture next to weeds?

I hate that I know this, but these are from D&D's engagement pictures (you can kinda see destiny in the background and that's what she was wearing when she proposed, and I think that's the same dress dana was wearing). It really was a nice-looking park/walking trail in FL, and those aren't weeds but an indigenous and often ornamental grass common in FL seaside communities -even if it's not actually in a location by the sea - especially on the west coast. I don't know what it's called. Pampas grass? Sawgrass? I don't really know, I just know it's common there. If the picture wasn't cropped like that, it wouldn't look like weeds. But I agree, the way it's cropped, it does look like weeds, which is pretty much what you'd expect from this classless couple.

You guys think that if Al had the same childhood but didn't get fat she'd still be as shitty a person as she is? I'm undecided tbh; being a super fatass for their entire life would make anyone obnoxious and awful. Being obese makes you feel awful.

So:

A shitty childhood + feeling like actual shit all the time = current Big AL.

A shitty childhood + managing to be a healthy weight/not feeling like shit all the time = ?

Whatcha guys think? Nature or nurture?

I think there are a lot of factors at play clouding the issue, making it impossible to answer the question. For instance, it's possible that Amber has a fear of being alone/abandoned because of her childhood, abandoned by her parents on-and-off, and frequently in foster care. This might be the underlying cause of her refusal to learn to drive, because when she relies on someone, it makes it harder for them to leave her, also it guarantees she's NEVER alone, not even to go to the grocery store, because someone has to drive her. (she can't deal with being alone, when she was living alone, she spent all of her time on younow). That doesn't really have anything to do with being fat. But then (i think) that might also be a cluster b trait, and people with normal childhoods can also end up like that.

She didn't have functional parents to teach her self-reliance, and it's probably something she didn't learn in foster care because I imagine foster parents either tread lightly, or, on the other end of the scale, are emotionally absent. Being in foster care and having strangers provide for her, and having people like teachers step in to pay for weight watchers (and who knows what else) might have given her the outlook that life= her being cared for and pampered by others. She went from foster care, to a short period with her grandmother (without working) to living off Casey and her mom (and not working) to living off Krystle's parents (and not working) to living off destiny (and grudgingly getting a job twice for short periods) to living of Becky's care (yes, youtube pays the bills, but wasn't she nearly destitute when she moved in with becky? and Becky basically cares for her the way a parent would, taking her around, doing most of the chores, etc.). Is that a learned behavior, or is it a psychological issue/personality trait she was born with? There's no way to know. But, again, it's not really a "fat" issue. I'm sure there are plenty of obese people who aren't shitty, manipulative people.

Would she have still been a binge eater if she didn't have addict parents? I'm going to guess: probably. There are plenty of binge eaters who grew up in good homes, the difference is that caring parents would probably intervene and instill some good food habits (or take her to nutritionists, send her to fat camp, whatever), but who knows if that would take in adulthood.

What we do (kinda) know: she has pretty shitty psychological genes. Aunt Tammy was kind of a mess (and also had food issues), not to mention, she indicated that her mother (amber's grandmother) was a shitty person (she referred to her as BC, or birth canal, instead of mother). I can't remember the specifics of why Aunt Tammy hated her, but I think she may have been a narcissist or something, so it's possible that's something Amber inherited.

It would be interesting to know how her two brothers who were adopted turned out.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

I wouldn’t sit through ads but I watch her with Youtube red and I’m glad she gets a few coins from me. I find her and her associated three ring circus entertaining, if you don’t why would you watch? The bizarre quests to deprive her of income she earns are so weird to me and remind me of 300 lb reddit cat ladies who get all worked up and righteous power-leveling on Amber. would you rather Kentucky taxpayers foot the bill for her?

They'll be footing the bill for her eventually because You Tube isn't a reliable source of permanent income. If she becomes bedbound (as we've seen, she's just one bad step or fall away) she says something You Tube now suddenly doesn't like (changing rules or crappy algorithm) Becky decides to leave her, or she ends up with a condition or lengthy hospital stay that prevents her or reduces her ability to making vids as often as she is able (deterioration of eyesight from Beetus, infection on skin or kidney, stroke, or heart attack) she'll be suckling hard on that taxpayer teat.

It's not a matter of if, but when.

Demonitizing her now before she becomes bedbound may force her (or Becky) off of her ass and out of the house. She won't be able to have as much money or time to eat if she's forced to get a real job. Whereas keeping her monetized currently allows her to sit around and constantly eat, have enough money to be funded to food to grow to gargantuan size, and then become bedbound and not being able to work once the You Tube money inevitably dries up.

 

[Bees]

Yeah but at the end of the day, who really gives a fuck. The demonetization cru is a bunch of assmad faggots.

 

[Mandaark]

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"I love you"
What day is that from, Aug 29th - was Dustin there already or does it correlate to any monetary lovebombs?
Gotta see which sped boi she's talking to.

They may slim down Al's face but they can't do a damn thing for Becky's poor neck.

Beggy looks suspiciously similar to Bobby Hill

 

[Phalanx]

So I am not a doomsayer but metrics tell a lot of trends and engagement, her social blade is interesting though because her views are actually starting to decline a lot. In August obviously was high with 4.151 000 views which is impressive but she was uploading a lot and also a lot newer haydurs popped up she was kinda blowing up in the cow circuit.
Her September views obviously were lower but not so much 3.6m so her October ones will be most likely 2.23m which is a very significant dive in in views that is 1.4 and a damn lot of money considering a lot of them are mid roll ads. Bare in mind a lot of her October vids quite a few dont have mid rolls as they are less than 10m.

Theres a lot to unpack because it is a possability that the bed bound era is truly starting as she is getting lazy with vlogging. Vlogging is harder than it seems to make money because a lot of your content is very fleeting and kind of time gated as no one really wants to go back in time so you want to upload constantly to make shekkels. We have discussed lately her fleeting money and its looking about high time that she is in decline. I dont believe she is earning 10k anymore the estimate is 5.7 sure its a lot but she is buying more and using a lot more. I dont believe she is saving as much as she is saying I believe she has like 25k which is sizeable but for her a bad fall can nuke that from orbit.

 

[ADHD]

Demonitizing her now before she becomes bedbound may force her (or Becky) off of her ass and out of the house. She won't be able to have as much money or time to eat if she's forced to get a real job.

Amber is never going to work a real job. Who would hire her? She has no education, no skills, and no stamina for even a minimum wage job. She had a job where she got to sit on her ass all day and she still got fired from that, and that was over 100 lbs ago.

When Amber loses her YouTube income, she'll end up on disability, and that won't do anything to make her lose weight. Just look at the Slatons. Their fat is all taxpayer funded.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Amber is never going to work a real job. Who would hire her? She has no education, no skills, and no stamina for even a minimum wage job. She had a job where she got to sit on her ass all day and she still got fired from that, and that was over 100 lbs ago.

When Amber loses her YouTube income, she'll end up on disability, and that won't do anything to make her lose weight. Just look at the Slatons. Their fat is all taxpayer funded.

However to get on disability, Amber has to prove that her obesity is affecting her to the point it is drastically impairing her ability to work. She can't just go on it because she has no income and is lazy. Plus she has to go through medical exams and be weighed, and give a case as to why she can't lose weight and be gainfully employed.

It involves a shit ton of paperwork, time, visits to a caseworker, and even then there is no guarantee that she might get it.

Amber doesn't seem like the type to want to put in all of that effort.

 

[ADHD]

Plus she has to go through medical exams and be weighed, and give a case as to why she can't lose weight and be gainfully employed.

How do the deathfats on My 600 lb Life get it, then? Literally everyone can lose weight by consuming less calories than they burn, so no one would have an excuse.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I've always struggled to understand how the 'clients' on My 600 Lb. Life who ARE on some form of state disability manage to pay rent, phone/internet & still have enough money left over to scarf down the amount of food needed to keep them that large, especially if they're getting payments as a single person. AL mentioned a few times this past year that her food bills alone come to roughly $1,000/month. The amount of meals she eats out or orders in, I can see that. I have a hard time believing she'd qualify for enough disability money to cover all her real costs as well as much food. It's not as if she has many nearby loving relatives willing to bring her care packages from the grocery store.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

How do the deathfats on My 600 lb Life get it, then? Literally everyone can lose weight by consuming less calories than they burn, so no one would have an excuse.

I don't think people get disability for being obese, but rather the friends obesity invites to the party. Diabetes, severe sleep apena to the point where she can't function, heart issues, severe pain from mushroom legs, being bed-bound with a compromised respiratory and cardiac system due to the inability of the body to circulate oxygen and blood around in order for her to move. Working requires, at the very least, walking from the front door to one's desk, and from one's desk to the bathroom/lunchroom/conference room/bosses office. I'd be surprised if amber has the stamina to walk from a doctor's waiting room to an exam room at the far end of a hall. I guess inability to keep up the basic hygiene and wardrobe for a job might also come into play. These are the things I can think of off the top of my head, but I'm sure there are lawyers who know every trick in the book.

Thing is, amber has NO medical files or documented ailments, so it'll be really hard for her to make a case, unless there's some catastrophic, life-changing event like a massive cardiac arrest or stroke, requiring surgery, rehabilitation and low movement/stress. That might make up for the lack of proof of ongoing issues. So basically, she's screwed. If she's bedbound and can't youtube (but let's be real, people would be even more inclined to gawk at a bedbound woman talking about her ipsy bag of the month), it's going to be a long process for her to get disability. Even more so if she doesn't have insurance to afford to go to the doctors who will provide the paperwork and files.

Here's the thing that gets to me: amber's options aren't only youtube or disability. She could work from home as a customer service rep in her dandruff covered ratty tshirt and torn leggings. Apple hires work-at-home customer support, so does hilton, amazon - I think chat and phone, and many other places. These places tend to hire from low-minimum-wage states, so I'm sure all of them hire in KY. The employment agency, Kelly, has a whole work from home division called Kelly at Home (or something like that), there are tons of WAH forums on FB, a site called Rat Race Rebellion lists work from home jobs, and even if you search indeed or simply hired, and use the keyword "remote" or "from home" she'll find things. (this sperg isn't really meant to give advice to Amber, she wouldn't take one of these jobs even if she could do it from bed with twanks on her lap. I just figured some people on here might benefit from it if they're looking for work from home or a second job from home, so the detail was just killing two birds with one stone)

 

[Twinkie]

She has phone anxiety boo boo

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

She has phone anxiety boo boo

Not when Dominos screws up her order, though. Just for everything else.

Kinda like Eric and his"social anxiety" that only manifests when he has to adult, but disappears when he's publicly vlogging from the Walmart produce section or prancing around an arcade with a boa of tickets. Or doing impromptu interviews with total strangers at Pride.

Weird how that works...

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

AL mentioned a few times this past year that her food bills alone come to roughly $1,000/month. The amount of meals she eats out or orders in, I can see that.

I could be mistaken, but I think she said her grocery bill is $1000/month.

Of course, she might just be spending that much at Walmart every month and is just including groceries alongside all the other shit she buys.