Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[JerkyPirate]

I'm saying $1k/month is probably on the low end. That comes out to what, $35 a day. This chick who eats out multiple times a day, orders family size, a whole bag of chips and a pint of ice cream every night. Plus any other thing that catches her eye and the dumbshit convenience items (lol @ the shrink wrapped potatoes she doesn't even leave wrapped to microwave)

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

No, but just replace the "g" with a "t".

Fat shanty you say?
Fifteen bugs on a dead gorl's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Six hundred elbees had squished all the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

 

[Captain Ahab]

$1,000/month/person on groceries is what you would expect from some big-city fitness chick who buys high-quality organic fresh fruits and veggies, premium cuts of meat, seafood, and a ton of supplements, not someone who cooks chili slops from ground turkey assholes.

The amount of food she consumes is insane.

 

[DatBepisTho]

$1,000/month/person on groceries is what you would expect from some big-city fitness chick who buys high-quality organic fresh fruits and veggies, premium cuts of meat, seafood, and a ton of supplements, not someone who cooks chili slops from ground turkey assholes.

The amount of food she consumes is insane.

For real, tho.
Living in a rural area with just two people to feed should be closer to 200-300 bucks a month, for normal peeps, and that's also including some of the expensive organics or prime cuts of meat purchased as a splurge and impulse buys.

 

[Whatthefuck]

For real, tho.
Living in a rural area with just two people to feed should be closer to 200-300 bucks a month, for normal peeps, and that's also including some of the expensive organics or prime cuts of meat purchased as a splurge and impulse buys.

Agreed, but that's also assuming she cooks which she's already admitted she hates. It's always been really interesting to me how these deathfats never learn to cook and have no interest in learning how to cook. They're just gluttons in every sense possible.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

$1,000/month/person on groceries is what you would expect from some big-city fitness chick who buys high-quality organic fresh fruits and veggies, premium cuts of meat, seafood, and a ton of supplements, not someone who cooks chili slops from ground turkey assholes.

The amount of food she consumes is insane.

$1000.00 a month is more than what a family of 5 spends that eats mostly organically. Forget some chick that works out.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Yeah, and so is your circulatory system...

 

[Golly]

Yeah, and so is your circulatory system...
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Well you see, AL is so woke to the government's chemtrailing antics, they have to chemtrail her extra hard so she'll never be able to lose weight and her secret knowledge dies with her. It's all very tragic.

 

[C3PBRO]

Well you see, AL is so woke to the government's chemtrailing antics, they have to chemtrail her extra hard so she'll never be able to lose weight and her secret knowledge dies with her. It's all very tragic.

Such a carpet-bombing would explain the existence of peripheral ugly fatasses such as the Williams clan, D&D, and the Slatons.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Oh dear God, she's a freaking chemtrailer?

 

[Twinkie]

Oh dear God, she's a freaking chemtrailer?

I doubt she genuinely is. She pretends to be because (in her mind) it's cute. You know like how Trisha Paytas thought it was cute to question whether dogs had brains or not.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Zombies ate my brainz… I constantly forget how slavishly she follows trends & how determined she is to achieve the cutesiness & quirkiness a 10 year old might long for. Even so, chemtrail conspiracy is its own brand of idiocy. I expect she'll hop on social media at some point tonight, if only to have a reason to upload something lame to YT because thousands & THOUSANDS of slavish followers are hungering mightily for her 'pearls of wisdom'. I wonder if the biblical irony of her IG name "mustbepearls" escapes her; if she truly thinks her verbal gems are genuinely pearly?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Zombies ate my brainz… I constantly forget how slavishly she follows trends & how determined she is to achieve the cutesiness & quirkiness a 10 year old might long for. Even so, chemtrail conspiracy is its own brand of idiocy. I expect she'll hop on social media at some point tonight, if only to have a reason to upload something lame to YT because thousands & THOUSANDS of slavish followers are hungering mightily for her 'pearls of wisdom'. I wonder if the biblical irony of her IG name "mustbepearls" escapes her; if she truly thinks her verbal gems are genuinely pearly?

Well, she's definitely got the swine bit down...

 

[Snusmumriken]

Now let’s be fair. Most of what comes out of AL’s mouth is a lie if not a gross exaggeration, including what we want to be the truth just because it makes for tasty mïlk. My bet is she spends far less than that on groceries and far more on McDonalds runs, going out to eat, etc. I personally don’t believe this cow has the energy or patience to so much as microwave a meal, which is why she makes a video out of it every time she does—it’s like an achievement to her.
This $1000 a month on groceries sounds like haydur fodder to me. If that really was the case, I doubt she would admit it. She only likes to bait when it’s not actually true, like her faking cutesy stupidity on basic words and pretending she’s a chemtrailer.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She seems to like to go to restaurants quite a bit. Besides Becky, now there is D&D. If she goes out once a weekend, for all four of them, that is easily $100 or more a shot. Just there that is $400. I am not sure if the $1,000 a month is true, but she is paying all three bozos’ food when they are at the shanty. She is not going to cook, so she will order take aways. At the end, she is paying far more for food that she ought to. Again, she shows that she does not have a lot of common sense.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

The truth came out of Becky last year when she said they spend $200 a day on garbage food and garbage in general, and it made her uncomfortable. I'm sure she's over that now.

Amber absolutely believes in chemtrails. She has a long history of talking about them. She'll occasionally mention them to rile the haters, but Amber actually is that stupid. She's a flat earther for fuck sake, and despite her inclinations to sometimes troll, she is a legitimate imbecile and in a not too distant past, would have been legally designated as one.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

More kissing Shane's taint...
Yikes, she really is a quirky 10 year old sped.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

The truth came out of Becky last year when she said they spend $200 a day on garbage food and garbage in general, and it made her uncomfortable. I'm sure she's over that now.

Amber absolutely believes in chemtrails. She has a long history of talking about them. She'll occasionally mention them to rile the haters, but Amber actually is that stupid. She's a flat earther for fuck sake, and despite her inclinations to sometimes troll, she is a legitimate imbecile and in a not too distant past, would have been legally designated as one.

She's a chemtrailer because Destiny is/was. I don't think she has enough intellectual curiosity to research conspiracy theories on her own, but she is dumb enough to believe whatever others say. There was a video where she and destiny were talking about chemtrails, amber had never heard of them before destiny mentioned them the day before, something about the belief that chemtrails make it rain? So they saw a bunch and destiny said I'll bet it's going to rain tomorrow, and lo and behold, it did. But doesn't it rain in ky more often than not? It was a pretty safe guess.

 

[smallmilk]

Don't you just wish you could not show up for work for a week?

 

[Mad Asshatter]

The truth came out of Becky last year when she said they spend $200 a day on garbage food and garbage in general, and it made her uncomfortable. I'm sure she's over that now.

Amber absolutely believes in chemtrails. She has a long history of talking about them. She'll occasionally mention them to rile the haters, but Amber actually is that stupid. She's a flat earther for fuck sake, and despite her inclinations to sometimes troll, she is a legitimate imbecile and in a not too distant past, would have been legally designated as one.

I did the math and that comes to about $6000 a month. Which with her supposed You Tube income of roughly $7000-10,000 a month, could be (theoretically) done.

If she was averaging $100 just for herself on takeout, that must be about $33 a meal, which likely is drinks, appetizers, the main course and dessert. (I don't know if she tips the waiters.) Ditto for Becks.

Spending that much on food would go a long way on explaining (partially) why she is almost about to breach 600, with restaurants also liking to abide by the four food groups of faithful fat dining: fried, battered, creamed and buttered. Plus add in enough food on plate to please even the most hungriest of fatties, and you get a dainty bean weighing over a quarter ton.