Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She's a chemtrailer because Destiny is/was. I don't think she has enough intellectual curiosity to research conspiracy theories on her own, but she is dumb enough to believe whatever others say. There was a video where she and destiny were talking about chemtrails, amber had never heard of them before destiny mentioned them the day before, something about the belief that chemtrails make it rain? So they saw a bunch and destiny said I'll bet it's going to rain tomorrow, and lo and behold, it did. But doesn't it rain in ky more often than not? It was a pretty safe guess.
I didn't know Destiny believed that shit.
That explains a lot. All joking aside... You can see by the way Dusty stands around- her sloppy body language- that she is majorly slow.
The vid of big ass in the car at AutoZone- Dusty looked like a dumpy ass boy dyke sped standing in front of the hood.
Good gosh Beggy isn't much better. By the look on her crooked face, I think she is probably fed up.
And she's getting much larger as well. So has D&D. Guess it's all those extravagant dinners Hamber pays for.
I could not imagine being in that house.
The smell. Hamber hollering for food every 5 minutes. Holy fuck she's toxic.
 
I didn't know Destiny believed that shit.
That explains a lot. All joking aside... You can see by the way Dusty stands around- her sloppy body language- that she is majorly slow.
The vid of big ass in the car at AutoZone- Dusty looked like a dumpy ass boy dyke sped standing in front of the hood.
Good gosh Beggy isn't much better. By the look on her crooked face, I think she is probably fed up.
And she's getting much larger as well. So has D&D. Guess it's all those extravagant dinners Hamber pays for.
I could not imagine being in that house.
The smell. Hamber hollering for food every 5 minutes. Holy fuck she's toxic.

THE SMELL!
 
Now let’s be fair. Most of what comes out of AL’s mouth is a lie if not a gross exaggeration, including what we want to be the truth just because it makes for tasty mïlk. My bet is she spends far less than that on groceries and far more on McDonalds runs, going out to eat, etc. I personally don’t believe this cow has the energy or patience to so much as microwave a meal, which is why she makes a video out of it every time she does—it’s like an achievement to her.
This $1000 a month on groceries sounds like haydur fodder to me. If that really was the case, I doubt she would admit it. She only likes to bait when it’s not actually true, like her faking cutesy stupidity on basic words and pretending she’s a chemtrailer.

Agreed. Like I said, she's unreliable at best, and let's not forget she was trying to justify spending $400/month on Optavia, so she had incentive to inflate the number. And she probably counts the assorted junk she compulsively buys at Walmart (and everywhere else) when she talks about "groceries". In that case, I can easily see her blowing $1000/month at Walmart on a routine basis -- and a solid portion of that would be on processed, crap food.

The point is, even assuming that $1000 figure is exaggerated, includes fast food, and also feeds Becky, it's an obscene amount. Two adults -- especially in a place with a low cost of living -- would eat extremely well off half that every month.

AL lies. AL is a pig. AL doesn't understand money except to spend it compulsively. That's the real lesson here.
 
The only time Shane would think about our gorl would be when he is brainstorming for another one of his series.
I doubt he'd be dense enough to affiliate himself with this trainwreck, unless he has a change of heart and decides to angle his series' toward actually exposing people's shitty behavior rather than trying to garner sympathy for his incredibly problematic friends because "they're still pEoPLe". I know it was exposed that he followed ALR on Twitter, and I'd like to assume he either hate-watches her or just uses her grotesquely obese figure as a twisted remedy to his own body dysmorphia.
 
I doubt he'd be dense enough to affiliate himself with this trainwreck, unless he has a change of heart and decides to angle his series' toward actually exposing people's shitty behavior rather than trying to garner sympathy for his incredibly problematic friends because "they're still pEoPLe".

OT, but it aggravates me that he's so transparent and people still think he's some kind of thoughtful humanitarian rather than just an apologist for some of the worst people on YouTube.
 
I doubt she genuinely is. She pretends to be because (in her mind) it's cute. You know like how Trisha Paytas thought it was cute to question whether dogs had brains or not.

Like those dumb bitches who squeal about having trypophobia....... "ewwww OMG I hate looking at things with holes" because they think it makes them quirky and interesting. Anytime I hear someone say that I just automatically place them into the 'dumb brainless cunt' category. It's a very effective sorting mechanism.
Trisha questioning whether dogs have brains is a reflection of herself because she knows that all dogs are smarter than her,
 
Since it's Halloween tomorrow, here's Vampire Becky coming to suck your vajayjay blood!

In an unrelated note, lately Amber has been shoving cloves of garlic up her hoo-hah.

becky's sad goth phase.jpg
 
You know what’s pissing me off today? How hard I try to be eco friendly- rinsing out my gay little cans of fizzy water before taking them to recycling, taking my dumb ass reusable water bottle everywhere, recycling every piece of stupid paper I make contact with- while Amber pours water from a bunch of plastic bottles into a big aluminum bottle.
What’s the point
 
I didn't know Destiny believed that shit.
That explains a lot. All joking aside... You can see by the way Dusty stands around- her sloppy body language- that she is majorly slow.
The vid of big ass in the car at AutoZone- Dusty looked like a dumpy ass boy dyke sped standing in front of the hood.
Good gosh Beggy isn't much better. By the look on her crooked face, I think she is probably fed up.
And she's getting much larger as well. So has D&D. Guess it's all those extravagant dinners Hamber pays for.
I could not imagine being in that house.
The smell. Hamber hollering for food every 5 minutes. Holy fuck she's toxic.
Is Destiny majorly slow? She never let AL manipulate her into quitting her job, racked up a huge Christmas spread, while cheating on her live in gf and then bounced. And now she's gotten AL to fund her and her fiance's move back to Kentucky, in the guise of "it's healthy to be friends with yer exes, y'all". Destiny's not dumb.
 
Is Destiny majorly slow? She never let AL manipulate her into quitting her job, racked up a huge Christmas spread, while cheating on her live in gf and then bounced. And now she's gotten AL to fund her and her fiance's move back to Kentucky, in the guise of "it's healthy to be friends with yer exes, y'all". Destiny's not dumb.
She may be a manipulator but there IS something off with her.
And she's an animal abuser. She's a sped. Plain and simple.
You can see it by the way she conducts herself.
 
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I don't think D is all that dumb, either. Amberlynn has a talent for making people look as stupid as possible. People make "sped son" jokes but a big reason for that (other than the fact that she literally looks like a sped son) is because AL treats all of her girlfriends like children.

She doesn't know how to interact with them so the chats in her vlogs end up being "Are you hungry? Are you enjoying your food? Do you like that? You look so cute!" shit like that. It tricks the viewer into thinking the person she's talking to must be slow in the mind.

I remember near the end of the Krystle era they were playing some world history/geography card game and Krystle was slaying. She might have autism (and I have doubts on that, even--I think she's just lazy, shy, and has a club foot) but she's clearly not sped-IQ and in all likelihood is much smarter than Amberlynn. Yet the consensus is that Krystle is a ret.ard, go figure.
 
She may be a manipulator but there IS something off with her.
And she's an animal abuser. She's a sped. Plain and simple.
You can see it by the way she conducts herself.
Yes, anyone who would willingly engage in sexual relations with AL or someone Dana sized should be categorized as "off". Everything you're saying has been said a million times before and my reply has been said a million times before. Destiny's an asshole/redneck, she's not retarded.
 
Meh. You can be street-smart and book-dumb (or vice versa). You can be the Einstein of manipulation and the Justin Bieber of... well, everything else at the same time.

Destiny's probably smart enough to read conspiracy blogs about chemtrails without having to sound out the words as she goes, stupid enough to find their arguments compelling, and also savvy enough to wrap AL around her little finger. None of this makes her less exceptional, in my mind.

(Though who am I kidding? I'm sure she gets her chemtrail info from YouTube videos. She strikes me as even less of a reader than AL.)
 
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