Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[SituationTypeThing]

That makes it even worse, because she has no excuse to not get a refill churned through the mill. Well, no excuse other than she's amberlynn and there's nothing wrong with her, she doesn't need meds booboo.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Her "fever" is probably just her brain overheating trying to figure out how to make people forget her recent hissy fit about being illegally filmed.

Ah yes, Foodiebeautyitis, aka Chantal Syndrome. Of course.

 

[Xenomorph]

Gorls, SelfDiagnoseLynn’s here with a Snapchat filter to inform us of her latest medical malady!

Awww I bet it's a bout of Dustyosis, only cure is one Dusty twice daily.

 

[marjoram]

Gorls, SelfDiagnoseLynn’s here with a Snapchat filter to inform us of her latest medical malady!

I've got late November in the pool....Come ON germs, we're running out of time.....

 

[ADHD]

Quit being a whiny brat and post a video, Amber. If you're well enough to attention whore on Snapchat, you're well enough to film yourself stuffing your maw and call it a mukbang.

 

[gay cowboy]

Its beginning gorls, Amber death count is a go

holding down our sure jan button, a fever would destroy her, she has no immune system as is but an actual fever would fuck her up but sure gorl you got a "fever" here is some sympathy points for you boo boo.

If it's the flu, it could easily finish her.

There's no way a flu or fever would be the thing to take down Al. She's like a reverse Ashley Isaacs. The smallest illness could put her in the ground but somehow, someway, she's still kicking.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Quit being a whiny brat and post a video, Amber. If you're well enough to attention whore on Snapchat, you're well enough to film yourself stuffing your maw and call it a mukbang.

those paper-flat 84AAA cup tits of hers aren't producing much m ilk lately.

 

[mekalekahi]

Thats strange...I thought she never gets sick? She was just sick in September and now were sick again.

Someone in the house is probably getting more attention then her or the trash needs to be emptied or somthing.

 

[ADHD]

Well, with as much time as she's spent around Gracie, it's not hard to believe she's really sick. Kids are always bringing shit home and getting their families sick.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

She's a flat-earther chemtrailer type, but do we know her stance on vaccines? What are the odds she's had a flu shot, I wonder.

Though the odds of her wasting $15 on a jab when there's kyuuuute eyeshadow palettes to hoard isn't great regardless. And even if it was free, she's far too delicate and dainty to get a shot.

So I've answered my own question and I'm still feeling pretty good about my spot in the pool.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Hamber? Flu shot? Uhhhhh, yeah. That will happen as soon as Dusty waifs her fupa. Who you kiddin'?

 

[SweetDee]

If it's just a fever, I wonder if one of her infections is getting worse.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

How long has been that fever? A couple of days or a week? In her state, I would have it check in a midnight trip to an hospital emergency department, or asking Dr, Google, which is more her style.

 

[uncritically]

In her new video that was just posted "NOT FEELING WELL, SURPRISE FOR BECKY, HELPING THE HOMELESS" does anyone else think its weird how on both calls to the homeless shelter (that she insisted on filming for some reason) there are jump cuts right before it goes to voicemail both times? I'm kind of new to AL, so im not sure if she would be the type to fake a call to make herself look good for the internet, but thats what came to my mind.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Her immune system, statistically; has got to be pretty well trashed. Add all the recent spate of public outings she's engaged in lately, Gracie being around & it's easy enough to believe she picked up something. At her size, high probability of crappy immune system & infrequent exposure to run of the mill germs to keep her immune system primed & she's an infectious disease statistic ready to happen. I'm a self-admitted autist on the topic of infectious diseases, pandemics & that sort of stuff & seasonal flu is 1 I follow closely. This year, all signs point to a wretched flu seasons. There have been significant genetic shifts in the circulating strains & the southern hemisphere had a hellacious flu season. Even a "modest" bout of genuine influenza would pin her to her bed from fever/weakness & she's a very high risk for all the nasty complications & secondary infections. She ends up with 1 of those & if she's lucky enough to survive, the chances of remaining bedbound after are pretty high. But so far, she's proven remarkably resilient so we'll have to see. And yeah, her lymphoedema(s) may be starting to infect - who knows with her? Enough nerdiness for this week...

 

[John McAfee]

im not sure if she would be the type to fake a call to make herself look good for the internet

You're adorable.

 

[uncritically]

You're adorable.

lol, guess I'm in for a ride. back to getting up to date on AL lore I go!

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Her immune system, statistically; has got to be pretty well trashed. Add all the recent spate of public outings she's engaged in lately, Gracie being around & it's easy enough to believe she picked up something. At her size, high probability of crappy immune system & infrequent exposure to run of the mill germs to keep her immune system primed & she's an infectious disease statistic ready to happen. I'm a self-admitted autist on the topic of infectious diseases, pandemics & that sort of stuff & seasonal flu is 1 I follow closely. This year, all signs point to a wretched flu seasons. There have been significant genetic shifts in the circulating strains & the southern hemisphere had a hellacious flu season. Even a "modest" bout of genuine influenza would pin her to her bed from fever/weakness & she's a very high risk for all the nasty complications & secondary infections. She ends up with 1 of those & if she's lucky enough to survive, the chances of remaining bedbound after are pretty high. But so far, she's proven remarkably resilient so we'll have to see. And yeah, her lymphoedema(s) may be starting to infect - who knows with her? Enough nerdiness for this week...

Hope they have that ambulance on speed dial.

 

[THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS]

I can't help but to think about her leggings

That's the only type of legwear situation she wears

Does she wash them? What does she wear while they are being washed?

I'd like to think she at least bothers to wash her fucking leggings, but they seem to get the same treatment as her bra and that shit is ten times more nasty. Imagine the smell

 

[DefCon Dumb]

One thing I've wondered about - at her size & with her... peculiar shaped butt & now visible 'testicular' FUPA, is it even possible to find underwear that fit her? If so, I can just imagine the contortions she has to go through to get them on/off.