Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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    3,519
She's 5'3 with a petite frame and she's lugging around 600lbs on it. Bitch has been fat since she was a baby. The weight isn't going anywhere and she'll die soon. Probably with a mouth full of food.
Her BMI is over 100 by now. Dr. Shaw Somers of the British TV show Fat Doctor (available on YT) basically says that, at that weight, someone will never lose any substantial weight by willpower alone. She has proven that she can't do it numerous time. Why would it be different now? She needs professional help but won't get it.
 
Honestly Amber, just be fat. Go eat your double order of mexican rice and your singapore noodles and just enjoy the time you have left because at this point your body is past the point of return. If your heart isn't already a irreparable ticking time bomb, your legs, arms and stomach are now so stretched beyond their limit that even with weight loss your body will forever be a unbearably painful and ugly disaster.

This is what I say: she's obviously happy right where she is, stuffing her face with crappy food, hardly leaving the house, wasting money buying clothes that don't fit and makeup she doesn't use, and not doing much of anything else. Just be honest, ONCE, and say you don't give a shit about losing weight. You'd still be a fatass and an idiot, but at least that would be one respectable thing.
 
e I've just realized that update was made to her MFP profile, not her weight loss instagram, which has not been updated and still has her highest weight in the 550s. Sorry for the confusion.

That she went to the trouble to write that up and post it tells me she probably did lose some weight. I know it doesn't make sense, because she seemingly looks bigger. But if she was lying she could just keep lying in her videos without writing that, and not set herself up to look like an even bigger liar when she is inevitably exposed, if that makes sense.

This is a girl who is "so proud" of herself when she loses 0.4 pounds so for all we know she lost like 8 pounds.

e: just thought of something. Another possibility is that she already filmed a weigh-in and is hanging on to that footage. She's going to wait to post the weigh-in until she can get maximum Ad-sense shekels (so, early December I guess?) and because she'll already have the footage ready to go, it doesn't matter if she regains all the weight plus more over Thanksgiving because she already has weigh-in footage of herself at a lower weight and THAT is why she's confident enough to boast about weight loss and make that proclamation on her MFP This is the girl who can gain 15 pounds in a few days. There's no way she'd be confident enough in her weight loss that she'd trust she could keep it off until the reveal. I'm certain she has weigh-in footage that she's going to release regardless of how much she gains back (and has possibly already gained back)
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She did lose 19 pounds (I think) after Shrimpgate and the Great Unsubbing put the fear of God into her... but then she gained like 30, so.

So now she's terrified of God again, and maybe she's lost and maybe she hasn't. But as sure as the tide, she'll gain it all back and more WITH A QUICKNESS, which will give us that delightful satisfaction she thinks she's denying the hater brigade.
 
Big Al does two things with consistency --she eats and she lies. She's so talented she can do both at the same time,
She hasn't lost a thing, except more brain cells.
Can't wait for this exceptional video...

Hey, haydur, each one of those braincells weighed a lot, ok? They were saturated in fatty tissue.


Lol
The face she's making
"you have a beautiful soul" and a face for radio
:shit-eating:
 
Hooo boy. This is her IG.
Looks like she's begging for donations to see her sick mom. Somebody took the most awful hospital pic of her already unattractive mom and she put text on it looking for cash. Looks like she's an ugly pig with too many kids. Probably in the Facebook group.
 
Call me autistic but I can see her losing like 25 pounds. In all reality at her weight it wouldn't take much more than a good shit and eating sub 5k calories for a week to drop that much. Granted, she's going to gain it all back when she decides that she's earned herself a cheat day week.
 
Looks like she's begging for donations to see her sick mom. Somebody took the most awful hospital pic of her already unattractive mom and she put text on it looking for cash. Looks like she's an ugly pig with too many kids. Probably in the Facebook group.
We finally have the answer to our question "just who the fuck are these ambabies"

Scrolling through her insta, I am almost certain none of those children or the grandchild belongs to her. And the link in her bio to the coldest water bottle is just bizarre. She also has a cat named kiwi : /
 
I love that Eric and Rickie's bedroom shares a wall with the bathroom. How would you like to be a wall away from Amber taking a mammoth 5-pound shit?
Logically, with how much she eats in a day she most likely has to go more than once. Meaning the shit has no time harden, so its a liquid turd, and because of how fat she is, she would need to pre-spread herself. No way for her dainty hands to reach that dirty abyssal hole, she would get Becky to clean her, so E&R would probably hear her screaming for Becky and huff and puffing of Becky pulling our dainty girl up and ''wiping'' her with a rag on a stick.
 
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