Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pegecag785]

She keeps trying to make it seem that her maintaining her current weight is a positive thing, but she weighs over 560 lbs and she needs to eat a shitton to maintain

Keep in mind that she "burns 2800 calories doing nothing", so how much does she eat to maintain at least 400 lbs of extra fat?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

What the heck, I looked it up. I gave her a weight of 565 lbs. & sedentary at that size, she needs to consume 3,908 calories a day to maintain & 4,478 calories a day is she's undertaking 'light exercise'.

 

[ADHD]

Sure, you are, Amber. Sure you are.

 

[Mandaark]

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Sooo basically what shes saying is, they don't have the capital this Christmas.
Because gorl lemme tell you, even """"""medicated"""""" she goes overboard and without any doubt, always, ALWAYS buys useless trash.

Sure, you are, Amber. Sure you are.
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She means it boo boo, just like every other time she said it
Cept the only change will be her Torrid sizes rising yet again thanks to the Holiday nibbles and sips

 

[Moonpie]

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Sassylynn is full of herself today.

First thing I thought of. her ass wings.

 

[Dovahshit]

What the heck, I looked it up. I gave her a weight of 565 lbs. & sedentary at that size, she needs to consume 3,908 calories a day to maintain & 4,478 calories a day is she's undertaking 'light exercise'.

and with light exercise you mean , putting food in that maw of hers?

 

[ADHD]

and with light exercise you mean , putting food in that maw of hers?

All those reps of fork to mouth count for something, boo boo.

 

[fxiry]

that's absolutely DISGUSTING and it VERY MUCH DID HAPPEN

 

[smallmilk]

So, will she actually go through with vlogmas? I know it's still sleepytime for her.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Sure, you are, Amber. Sure you are.
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Bitch can’t even change her leggings lmaooo

 

[StrawberryDouche]

So, will she actually go through with vlogmas? I know it's still sleepytime for her.

Last year she made it to day 2 before she lazyquit. So the question is, will she make it more than two days.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Bitch can’t even change her leggings lmaooo

It would be quite difficult if you really think about it. Her constantly gushing lymphatic system secretes lymph that could act as an adhesive so that her leggeens could fuse to her flesh. Not to mention the perpetually open sores along her legs that never heal or close due to her tendency to pick at them and her untreated beetus. Because of her ever expanding tree trunks we can assume that the leggings stay perfectly taut, pressing against her subdermal level. The bacteria and sweat mixing nicely with the open wound. I'll take my ☪ ratings, thank you.

 

[Mandaark]

It would be quite difficult if you really think about it. Her constantly gushing lymphatic system secretes lymph that could act as an adhesive so that her leggeens could fuse to her flesh. Not to mention the perpetually open sores along her legs that never heal or close due to her tendency to pick at them and her untreated beetus. Because of her ever expanding tree trunks we can assume that the leggings stay perfectly taut, pressing against her subdermal level. The bacteria and sweat mixing nicely with the open wound. I'll take my ☪ ratings, thank you.

Hey haydur didn't you see? She totes had cetaphil in a recent video!
Our gorl is a lymphedema queen, you know she keeps them clean, frequently re-wrapped and slathered in that sweet sweet moisturizer

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Hey haydur didn't you see? She totes had cetaphil in a recent video!
Our gorl is a lymphedema queen, you know she keeps them clean, frequently re-wrapped and slathered in that sweet sweet moisturizer

I am giggling to myself thinking about the idea that Amber uses Cetaphil (a skincare product that removes dirt and excess oil from pores) to clean her open wounds and as a moisturizer. Taken from a product info website, "You should not use a topical emollient if you are allergic to it. Cetaphil Lotion will not treat or prevent a skin infection. Do not use this product over large area of skin. Do not apply a topical emollient to a deep puncture wound or severe burn without medical advice." I look forward to the next emergency room saga where she finds her layyyg skin turning gray and soggy from applying way too much.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She'll probably START Vlogmas but no guarantees how long that will go on. She'll probably bow out before the end because of "muh mentalz". But she HAS to start it: if only to show her new, super-duper, spiffy Bargain Bin intro.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I am giggling to myself thinking about the idea that Amber uses Cetaphil (a skincare product that removes dirt and excess oil from pores) to clean her open wounds and as a moisturizer. Taken from a product info website, "You should not use a topical emollient if you are allergic to it. Cetaphil Lotion will not treat or prevent a skin infection. Do not use this product over large area of skin. Do not apply a topical emollient to a deep puncture wound or severe burn without medical advice." I look forward to the next emergency room saga where she finds her layyyg skin turning gray and soggy from applying way too much.

I wouldn't hold my breath. If she is being sued for unpaid ER bills -- and that seems pretty realistic -- I doubt she'll be going back to the ER any time soon.

Not because they won't treat her, and not because she's suddenly discovered what humans call "shame", It'll be because the ER hurt her feelings and betrayed her by making her pay what she owed.

In this case, her narky little head will have classified emergency rooms as "haydur organizations" who are totally unfair and just hate her for no reason, but who are also totally obsessed with her. Who knows, maybe their cruelity really knows no bounds and a doctor told her she was dyeeen and had to lose weight. How could she ever stand the sight of them again?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

What IF she compretes Vrogmas this year then dips for a few weeks after... showing the haydurz she CAN do something etc etc ?

My IRL pals/acquaintances who are Jewtubers full time fucking DREAD their "job" for a spell here and there--the content, the energy, always being camera ready--bumping into subscribers IRL.

Someone else hypothesized it truly is difficult for her to vlog and do her "job" because she has absolutely zero going on. BUt but BUT BUT BUT... her 100 days gimmick this year, she was able to pre-record a ton of shit and got lazy at the end. She may be able to pull this off and that may be the lack of content lately--she's putting some B-roll in the can for the future...

 

[ADHD]

Last year she made it to day 2 before she lazyquit. So the question is, will she make it more than two days.

She made it less than 2 weeks. Her December 13th vlog was "No More Daily Vlogs". If she makes it through December 14th she'll have done better than last year.

If she recycles ideas from last year, we'll get a mukbang on day 3. Last year's day 3 was her Subway mukbang.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I wouldn't hold my breath. If she is being sued for unpaid ER bills -- and that seems pretty realistic -- I doubt she'll be going back to the ER any time soon.

Not because they won't treat her, and not because she's suddenly discovered what humans call "shame", It'll be because the ER hurt her feelings and betrayed her by making her pay what she owed.

In this case, her narky little head will have classified emergency rooms as "haydur organizations" who are totally unfair and just hate her for no reason, but who are also totally obsessed with her. Who knows, maybe their cruelity really knows no bounds and a doctor told her she was dyeeen and had to lose weight. How could she ever stand the sight of them again?

Ooooo, what if she had to then get treated by some sleazy, inderground "doctor" with a degree from a diploma mill of some kind. That'd be fitting.

 

[Belle Ariel]

so i suck at copy/pasting lol but our gorl reminded me of Yarna from Star Wars