Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

And it's "awww" not "awwe" you stupid, illiterate bitch.

 

[sperginity]

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"We have a community too!"
No, no you don't. Despite ALR's protestations of having a largely loving community and a small percentage of vocal and dastardly haydurs, the proof of her infamy is most evident in the fact that there has never and will never be a fan community for Amberlynn Reid, though haydur groups are prolific and very active. KF, Reddit, FB, YT reaction circle, Discord groups, haydurs all, and zero to the contrary. A snapchat circlejerk between a pair of illiterate speds does not a community make. Everyone hates you, Amberlynn.

fans turn to haydurs in 2 or 3 revolutions of the ALR cycle, new people are sucked in because they think "why are people so mean to this woman??" and give her lots of pity until they understand exactly why.

 

[Owlflaps]

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"We have a community too!"
No, no you don't. Despite ALR's protestations of having a largely loving community and a small percentage of vocal and dastardly haydurs, the proof of her infamy is most evident in the fact that there has never and will never be a fan community for Amberlynn Reid, though haydur groups are prolific and very active. KF, Reddit, FB, YT reaction circle, Discord groups, haydurs all, and zero to the contrary. A snapchat circlejerk between a pair of illiterate speds does not a community make. Everyone hates you, Amberlynn.

Anyone who unironically calls themselves an Ambaby deserves to be necked.

 

[ADHD]

There's a new Amber infographic/flyer situation type deal being circulated. I saw it posted in the DiscordLynn server, not sure where it originally came from:


In case the creator ends up reading this: She's 5'3, not 5'2.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

With her scrambled aayyggs allergy, wonder how she powered through her favorite family recipe for all those years. Mmmm, grandma's spaghetti. Spaghetti with scrambled eggs, scallions, bacon and soy sauce. If that's not good eatin', I don't know what is.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

There's a new Amber infographic/flyer situation type deal being circulated. I saw it posted in the DiscordLynn server, not sure where it originally came from:
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In case the creator ends up reading this: She's 5'3, not 5'2.

So this poorly executed and painfully unfunny "pamphlet" is theoretically intended for the "uninformed" and "uninitiated" Amber idiot who thinks she's not trash, but you have received it because someone you know thinks she's trash.

Great work, you booger eating mongoloid.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

There's a new Amber infographic/flyer situation type deal being circulated. I saw it posted in the DiscordLynn server, not sure where it originally came from:
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In case the creator ends up reading this: She's 5'3, not 5'2.

Weighing a extra quarter ton will effect ones height, it literally crushes your frame down. Normal size (not super morbidly obese...) humans lose some height after they hit their 30s, Amber is aging faster due to her weight though. She might have been 5'3 6 years ago but not now.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I like the great grandma soy sauce eggs & spaghetti thing. She says it was her great grandmother's recipe handed down through her mother. Her mother the meth addict who probably threw a bunch of junk together out of what was in the trailer to feed her obese daughter. There was no great grandmother. There was no recipe. It's actually pretty sad.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

She might have been 5'3 6 years ago but not now.

Wow did you measure her recently?

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Is she misgendering or deadnaming, gorls? Cmon work it out.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

Wow did you measure her recently?


Is she misgendering or deadnaming, gorls? Cmon work it out.

It really doesn't matter. At a dainty 600 lbs and 5'3 or 5'2 she still has a BMI of over 100.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

That infographic is annoying. Her "eras" are Krystle, Destiny and Becky. Casey wasn't an era, since she wasn't even on YT to chronicle it. It was an asshole moment, example of her as a pathological liar and another dramalynn moment. If someone is new to, or trying to understand Amberlynn, there's a lot of meat in the Krystle era. A nearly chaste 4 year relationship where Krystle fell out of love with her in the first year and somehow amber didn't even realize for three more years (per amber, so that's unlikely to be the truth, but still...), where amber did nothing but mooch of krystle's family and, as a grownass woman, didn't work but got an allowance from her gf's family. It was in the krystle era where she lost the fabled 89 lbs.

 

[Chamaelirium]

There's a new Amber infographic/flyer situation type deal being circulated. I saw it posted in the DiscordLynn server, not sure where it originally came from:
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In case the creator ends up reading this: She's 5'3, not 5'2.

The very fact that the subheading says "Eras by Girlfriends" means the creator of this infographic has *~misgennnduurrrred*~ Casey/Cassie. Crucify her!

 

[ADHD]

It really doesn't matter. At a dainty 600 lbs and 5'3 or 5'2 she still has a BMI of over 100.

It only matters in that for Amber, shorter likely equals daintier, and there's no sense in giving her unearned dainty points.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

It only matters in that for Amber, shorter likely equals daintier, and there's no sense in giving her unearned dainty points.

Strangely enough she insists she is 5'3 instead of 5'2. I guess a few less bmi points is preferable over ~*daintiness*~.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

There's a new Amber infographic/flyer situation type deal being circulated. I saw it posted in the DiscordLynn server, not sure where it originally came from:
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In case the creator ends up reading this: She's 5'3, not 5'2.

Imagine being the human being who unironically made this. I ALMOST feel a single shred of sympathy for al when shit like this is the best her haydur community can come up with. How many children from different fathers and what size torrid dress does the creator wear? Let's take a guess.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

It only matters in that for Amber, shorter likely equals daintier, and there's no sense in giving her unearned dainty points.

I suspect she's eaten her way to earning a couple more dainty points. With those gunts pulling her down in front, and the shelf pitching her upwards in the back, I doubt she stands taller than 5'0 these days. I'm sure she still has those original inches, she's just unable to stand at full height.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

I suspect she's eaten her way to earning a couple more dainty points. With those gunts pulling her down in front, and the shelf pitching her upwards in the back, I doubt she stands taller than 5'0 these days. I'm sure she still has those original inches, she's just unable to stand at full height.

Yes, this is true. It's so weird how tall she looks in a way, even if she is practically hunchbacked at this point. I know it's a visual illusion but jarring to the senses all the same.

 

[marjoram]

When you're wider than you are tall, do exact measurements really matter??

 

[Fleasburger]

That pamphlet was created by a Reddit re.tard/haydur who had way too much time on their hands. I remember them saying it was for anyone new to Hamber since they suspected an influx of people (in Reddit sub) since more popular YouTubers were pinging Hamber on their radar. The pamphlet proves they aren't all that aware of her either..

I find it kind of hilarious that it was posted to r/Amberlynn juuuust before it was ban-hammered. Wonder if they regret the work and/or miss those sweet sweet attention upvotes.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

When you're wider than you are tall, do exact measurements really matter??

Only if custom ordering door frames and showers.