Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[olybinewski]

New Year Amberlynn is the ultimate Stage 1/Day 1 Amberlynn. A clean slate of 365 days with endless potential for colossal failure, self-delusion/excuses and outright lahs.

What wonders are in store for us? Will she bother with a weigh in at all? If she does, how will she rig the scale to be less than 600lbs? How much weight gain will she attribute to swelleen' or her earrings?

How many journals to chronical her journey? What kitchen gadgets will she aquire? Will her glass food containers ever see action? Will she go keto this year, for all of 12 hours?

How many hayders will join Charlie Gold's livestream on New Year's Day counting down to ALR's possible upload? All super chat funds going to charity, of course.

Oh, how many rage-quits. Twitter deletions. Insert descriptive-gates.

I am as breathless as Amberlynn, well, after anything really.

 

[Mandaark]

My favorite thing about the optavia saga was the way she attempted to blame her failure on everyone else.
Gas-lighting Lynn at her absolute cuntiest finest. Timestamped to start - relevant section ends around 5:40

that thumbnail

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Back on topic, I've seen discussion of a 2020 weight prediction or a new years weigh in; do we think Amber will even weigh in again publically this year? She's been extremely resilient to admitting 600lbs, even after claiming to lose some weight.

Probably. She'll be seeing tons of YouTubers jumping on the New Years resolution stuff for views and attention, no way will she want to be left out. Also she might even weigh herself on camera, especially since she knows it will bring in views.

Do you think Jeffrey Dahmer would be grossed out by the slop AL eats?

Probably not though. He would probably be grossed out by the way she tastes though, I think if a cow (or in this case a person) hasn't been fed a quality diet, then their flesh likely tastes bad.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

I guess when you don't wake up until the afternoon it's easy to stay up until 5 in the morning. Amber's obviously choosing to spend that time being productive.

 

[RandallBoggs]

unironically following her for food pics.... I mean if you need it in order to induce vomiting, sure

 

[ADHD]

That has to be a troll. Following Charlie Gold for health?

 

[Mandaark]

That has to be a troll. Following Charlie Gold for health?

and the Duggars for family
troll confirmed

 

[Twinkie]

and the Duggars for family
troll confirmed

and antoniiogarza for beauty. I just googled that creature and

our gorl did say she was going to keep reposting trolls cause she gives no fucks

 

[clusterfuckk]

and antoniiogarza for beauty. I just googled that creature and

our gorl did say she was going to keep reposting trolls cause she gives no fucks

And cause she wants everyone to see for themselves how much BOOOLYING she has to deal with to give us the riveting content she blesses us with once a week.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Call me sadistic, but I'd love to see her fall down the Herbalife rabbit hole. You know, or any of the other ones that have been around for decades, and every sane person knows not to touch with a barge pole. I'd love to hear her Ambersplain how she did thousands and thousands and thousands of hours of research...

This needs to happen! I want to see her 600 elbee self walking around with a giant button that says "Lose Weight Now! Ask Me How!!"

 

[Burger King]

Charlie Gold should be under beauty because she is GORGEOUS.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Charlie Gold should be under beauty because she is GORGEOUS.

Lol no

Year of the new bra when

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Gotta 'love' her recent community posts - cooing messages wishing people a Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, etc... & still getting slammed big time save for the pearl clutchers who find all that negativity over the holidays so... MEAN, cruel, heartless, not in keeping with the holiness of the season, etc.

And that's exactly what she's thriving on - the back & forth or attempted back & forth. Those who know her are having no part of it & the Ambabies gnashing their teeth can't see her agendas here.

Interesting that only the 'likes' show up on her community posts; not the dislikes. And going only by the comments, the usual ratios would apply.

 

[Twinkie]

Interesting that only the 'likes' show up on her community posts; not the dislikes. And going only by the comments, the usual ratios would apply.

That's because community posts are glorified youtube comments and hiding the number of dislikes on comments is consistent across youtube. Actually it's not that comment dislikes are hidden; they aren't even counted. There's no reason for that thumbs down option to even exist anymore.

 

[giga melt]

. He would probably be grossed out by the way she tastes though, I think if a cow (or in this case a person) hasn't been fed a quality diet, then their flesh likely tastes bad.

Jeffery's type seemed to be lean male meat. Would definitely turn his nose up.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Amber will definitely do the weigh-ins. My guess is she only stopped because she hit around 600, and has to keep the facade that her channel is about losing weight.

 

[Chamaelirium]

Charlie Gold should be under beauty because she is GORGEOUS.

Since this is your second post on the farms and I don’t want you to get discouraged by your reacts, I’m going to be Captain Save a Ho and point out to everyone that you’re most likely sarcastically quoting Amber’s live stream where she said this exact same thing.

Unless you’re serious, in which case I suggest launching yourself into the sun.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Gotta 'love' her recent community posts - cooing messages wishing people a Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, etc... & still getting slammed big time save for the pearl clutchers who find all that negativity over the holidays so... MEAN, cruel, heartless, not in keeping with the holiness of the season, etc.

And that's exactly what she's thriving on - the back & forth or attempted back & forth. Those who know her are having no part of it & the Ambabies gnashing their teeth can't see her agendas here.

It's not that deep. Amber resumes control, she always does. People can post all the feels they want, she ain't reading that shit - Trisha mentioned her. Amber's pretty shallow and she lets it go way faster than anyone in her comments can.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Just so we're all on the same page, the line is where her spine would be.

 

[Des B*]

Probably. She'll be seeing tons of YouTubers jumping on the New Years resolution stuff for views and attention, no way will she want to be left out. Also she might even weigh herself on camera, especially since she knows it will bring in views.
Probably not though. He would probably be grossed out by the way she tastes though, I think if a cow (or in this case a person) hasn't been fed a quality diet, then their flesh likely tastes bad.

Wouldn't need any seasoneens though, because of the amount of onion and garlic she uses. 29 years of marinating