Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Like A Rad Neighbor]

Just so we're all on the same page, the line is where her spine would be.

I'm shocked any time I try to imagine a skeleton within hamby. The human body is a sick fucking wonder. My real question is how much fat is around her skull though

 

[Twinkie]

Just so we're all on the same page, the line is where her spine would be.

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Forget wiping, there's no way she even fits on a toilet anymore. Tubgorl confirmed

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

Just so we're all on the same page, the line is where her spine would be.

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There's no way in hell she is under 600 lbs. Her poor crushed spine, she can't not be in constant pain.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Just so we're all on the same page, the line is where her spine would be.

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I know we have the horrifying rating for a reason, but we need something for beyond that. Or @Null could just turn this into that rating, whatever it's going to be called.* Holy shit.

*I suppose we could be really simple about it and call it ALR. Or AwfuLynn. Or FatTacular. Or something.

 

[Moonpie]

Just so we're all on the same page, the line is where her spine would be.

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If she isn't over 600lbs- I'll eat slop soup.
Fucking massive as hell.

I don't watch mshpl. Has there ever been anyone on that show with legs as big as hers?
I've never seen anything like it.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

The show has featured patients with legs that honestly made hers look fairly small - each leg a massive, infected slab but most of those patients have generally been bedbound for several years. 600 Lb. Life is an eye opener in terms of where fat can lodge on different body types.

I can't get over her legs either. It's hard for me to think she doesn't have fluid leakage in at least 1 area but who knows?

I've often wondered why she doesn't stop stuffing her legs into those badly overstretched leggings & start wearing skirts; you'd think her skin would appreciate more air but maybe if she does have fluid leaks...

Also trying to figure out how she manages to stand up when she's trying to get off that ottoman.

 

[sweetpeaches]

The show has featured patients with legs that honestly made hers look fairly small - each leg a massive, infected slab but most of those patients have generally been bedbound for several years. 600 Lb. Life is an eye opener in terms of where fat can lodge on different body types.

I can't get over her legs either. It's hard for me to think she doesn't have fluid leakage in at least 1 area but who knows?

I've often wondered why she doesn't stop stuffing her legs into those badly overstretched leggings & start wearing skirts; you'd think her skin would appreciate more air but maybe if she does have fluid leaks...

Also trying to figure out how she manages to stand up when she's trying to get off that ottoman.

She can't wear skirts, if she does her thighs (and probably calves too) will rub against each other causing rash, there are easy ways to avoid it but since her giant belly probably doesn't let her reach her legs, the only way for her to wear a skirt is to put it over leggings and that would be like going back to square one.

 

[krazy orange cat]

I've often wondered why she doesn't stop stuffing her legs into those badly overstretched leggings & start wearing skirts; you'd think her skin would appreciate more air but maybe if she does have fluid leaks...

Compression leggings will help with lymphodema leaking, and any compression is better than none if she is experiencing fluid leaking (and given how her legs look, I cannot believe that she isn't). Unfortunately all her leggings are probably doing, stretched out as they are, is soaking up the fluid so she isn't leaving behind a trail of fluids.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Just so we're all on the same page, the line is where her spine would be.

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She looks like a giant Christmas pudding. All she needs is a sprig of holly on top of her head and some blue flames shooting out

 

[xoxo_gossipgorl]

Just so we're all on the same page, the line is where her spine would be.

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I’ve been following Amber for so long but it still shocks me that an actual human person can look like that. The human body is actually amazing. If she ever lost the weight her loose skin would be wild. I wish she’d lose the weight for that sight alone.

 

[Whale Watcher]

Every single comment is suggesting things that we all know Amber didn't want as an answer lol.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

If she isn't over 600lbs- I'll eat slop soup.
Fucking massive as hell.

I don't watch mshpl. Has there ever been anyone on that show with legs as big as hers?
I've never seen anything like it.

You can’t get to 600 pounds and have normal looking legs. They’re all just as large and disfigured as hers. Sometimes even worse. The largest legs were on a woman named Tracey that had severe lymphedema.

Spoiler: NSFW

Liz is another contender:

Spoiler: More NSFW

That being said, James King’s legs are by far the most Lovecraftian. I remember reading a post by a medical professional on the subreddit and motherfucker had tons of yeast, fungi, cellulitis, etc on them.

Spoiler: Certified haram

I’m sure Amber’s are pretty damn bad. There’s no way they couldn’t. Those leggings are like sausage casings and not doing her any favors.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I can't get over her legs either. It's hard for me to think she doesn't have fluid leakage in at least 1 area but who knows?

IIRC, she mentioned leakage a couple hundred lbs ago. I'm sure she mentioned "sores" on her legs in the Destiny Era at least.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

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Every single comment is suggesting things that we all know Amber didn't want as an answer lol.

They're feeding her a handy dandy 2020 Troll List.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

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Every single comment is suggesting things that we all know Amber didn't want as an answer lol.

They're feeding her a handy dandy 2020 Troll List.

This remind me of a question that an airline asked its passengers:”What do you like to have most from our airline?” The answer it got was: more legrooms and free check luggage. 2 things that they will not do.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

They're feeding her a handy dandy 2020 Troll List.

It's the same as the 2019 list. And the 2018 list. And....

What's amazing to me about that (for any of them) is that "a couple hundred pounds ago" they didn't actively try to change what was happening. I mean, there's going through life passively, and then there's going through life passively to the extent your laayyygs could be hacked off and weigh as much - or more - than a regular human person. It's just hard to fathom why anyone would willingly get to that point without making any effort to halt it. And by effort, I mean more than discarding a diet after 12 hours because it doesn't work instantaneously.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Compression leggings will help with lymphodema leaking, and any compression is better than none if she is experiencing fluid leaking (and given how her legs look, I cannot believe that she isn't). Unfortunately all her leggings are probably doing, stretched out as they are, is soaking up the fluid so she isn't leaving behind a trail of fluids.

Sorry but there's no way she is getting compression leggings on over her massive legs. She's 300 pounds too big for anything like that. Even if she could squeeze into them they'd probably actually cut off her circulation instead of compressing because she's just way too fucking fat and deformed.

 

[High-PH_Water]

She looks like a giant Christmas pudding. All she needs is a sprig of holly on top of her head and some blue flames shooting out

No need to insult Crimbo pudding like that!

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

she could have becky wrap her legs for compression but becky would probably forget what she was doing and end up accidentally wrapping it around her own face and suffocating

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Just because someone's been posting here for awhile doesn't mean that they're immune from criticism, what is this fuckery.

Edit: every day we stray further from emspex's light