Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Snusmumriken]

I'd believe she cared if she hadn't been partying all night at Chili's while twinkie writhed in pain.

Agreed. I’m pretty sure any one of us would get misty eyed if we saw our dogs shaking in pain or clunking around on long nails that make it hurt for them to walk. But when the haydurs brought that up, it was Amber who scoffed at everyone with the classic defense.
Such a deeply empathetic soul.

 

[The Cyber Unit]

Is it normal to brag about crying over a touching thing you read? I'm pretty sure it's not.

Amber is amazed by herself everytime she cries and brags about it everytime. As though she's shocked that she is capable of feeling a normal emotion. She's been bragging that she "just got done crying" for years.

 

[New & Improved Username]

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Animals go to heaven where Christopher Robin is Jesus? I don't know what's going on here.


Edit , oh they're with Steve Irwin ok that's probably even dumber

 

[JaneThough]

Someone should make an edit of this with Twinkie and the cats.

Replace Steve Irwin with Rafe.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Edit , oh they're with Steve Irwin ok that's probably even dumber

How am I supposed to know that's Steve Irwin if he doesn't have a stingray sticking out of his chest? I guess the stingray hasn't made it to heaven yet.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Unfortunately, there is nothing in the bible that supports animals going to heaven. God says animals were put here for man's use. But if you got your limb chopped off, it will be waiting for you in heaven. Christian speak.

 

[RandallBoggs]

"I'm not a narcissist sociopath you guys! I just cried for five minutes over a 4 panel comic about the poor Australian bush fire animal victims! What was that? Sorry I couldn't hear you over the half a billion chickens that are slaughtered a year for my food and Twinkie's cries for the sweet release of death"

 

[stingray]

How am I supposed to know that's Steve Irwin if he doesn't have a stingray sticking out of his chest? I guess the stingray hasn't made it to heaven yet.

I'm still hanging in there.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

the fact that Albert went out to eat rather than get Twank help
and thought "Glucosamine treats! That'll do it."

I’m pretty sure any one of us would get misty eyed if we saw our dogs shaking in pain

If it's any consolation there's 99% chance she lied about that (like she said herself "it's like it never happened!"). While that's callous to do for sympathy and a storyline, it's far less callous than the alternative.

OT but Steve Irwin was a serial animal harasser who died in the most fitting manner possible while harassing an animal. I assume those were evil koalas and they have been sent to koala hell.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

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Don’t worry, guise. She found comfort after her slave brought her some food.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Hey, Amber, here’s a novel idea. Why don’t you donate to any number of charities supporting the wildlife in Australia? That would sure show us haydurs that Ms. Moneybags is a decent human after all!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Wow, Ambers emotions run on such a deeper scale than the rest of those highly uneducated simpletons she lives with. I mean, she just got done crying. I wish us haters could understand and feel things as clearly and deeply as Amber

Hey, haydur, that's "cryeeeeen" to you!

Is it normal to brag about crying over a touching thing you read? I'm pretty sure it's not.

Only for a narc, in the same way she's constantly rattling on about how she's so giveeen and empathetic.

Unfortunately, there is nothing in the bible that supports animals going to heaven. God says animals were put here for man's use. But if you got your limb chopped off, it will be waiting for you in heaven. Christian speak.

So all those animals the xtian god killed off when he made Noah live in animal shit on the ark all that time got to be tar pits and not angelic thingies? Seems like a waste of perfectly good food.

 

[ADHD]

Someone needs to put together a compilation of Amber talking about shit and saying how "it breaks my heart", because she says that shit all the time.

It's going to be the next "situation".

 

[mekalekahi]

What are the chances that amber donated to the fire?

Remember when Amber clickbaited Sean from 600lb life's death?

 

[iDontSmileMan]

Cries for a solid 5 minutes because of a comic but forces herself to shed a crocodile tear while her now zombified "love of her life" talks about her mom having cancer and begging for money for the treatment

 

[DefCon Dumb]

If she was so upset, why was she smirking?

 

[Snusmumriken]

If she was so upset, why was she smirking?

Because she always smiles through the pain like the brave soul she is

 

[The Cyber Unit]

If she was so upset, why was she smirking?

She probably sees herself in the viewfinder and is pleased to see such a beautiful big-boned queen, with such luxuriously long hair, reflecting back

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

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Charity begins at home, Amber. Try showing some empathy towards your pets before spending time crying about ones suffering on the other side of the world. We don't want your tears.

 

[raritycunt]

If she was so upset, why was she smirking?

Because she honestly couldn’t give a single fuck about Beckys mum or Becky herself and smirking while Becky comes on YouTube to cry for sympathy shekels is what people who don’t give a fuck do.