Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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Amber would shut up enough people by showing us the scale. Not me, I know how easy it is to fake it, and I'm a super cynical bastard. But, I'm the vast minority and not like the common Amber viewer.
Ultimately it's her body and she owes a scale shot to no-one. This is sometimes forgotten in the clamour for a weigh-in. It's also not a wk, since I clearly know Amber uses her "journeee" including scale shots whenever she wants to, for coin to eat more. Everyone just ends up saying it's faked anyway so (shrug). FAT.
 
Hello, I would be grateful for some assistance. Looking for some context on ancient ALR drama. Back when she and Destiny broke up, Amber made several videos referencing that Dana was in "hate groups" talking shit. Was wondering if anyone could give me the sparknotes version of what Dana said/did. Thank you!

She was a member of at least one ALR facebook group (the main one called something like Amy Slaton and Amberlynn Discussions) and had private conversations with at least one person, and some of that conversation was leaked at which point Dana clammed up. There wasn't anything super juicy revealed IIRC, I think the worst Dana said was something like, "If you only knew what she's really like." Something to that effect..

You can go back to around February 2017 in this thread (around pg 50) and read from there if you're interested..
 
You have been in Kentucky for years, with decent weather for months at a time. Amber interests are limited to material so food, stickers,clothes makeup etc..So parks or sitting on a bench somewhere with Becky having to interact with no food on a table or shopping cart I cant see it.
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Thats her answer for eveything maybe one day.
 
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Where's that sparkly "go cry to someone else" when you need it


It’s quite obvious she leaves people’s usernames up because she’s hoping that person will get a bunch of abuse. She’s a manipulative gaslighting cunt who will say “oh no I was just showing an example of the types of messages I get” but we all know she wanted to start a witch hunt. Fuck you amber.
 
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CrackheadLynn is coming guys

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Q. "Did you start getting serious about weigh loss because Becky has? Has she helped u?"
A. "She's been helpful in supporting me during the decisions I'm making and the congratulatory of my successes."

I too... am of a... congratulatory nature... of your many... successes? Did Hamby find Becky's stash?
 
Amber and this lady have come to the agreement that Zachary Michael is NOT a doctor and he ESPECIALLY is NOT Ambers doctor. Good work girls.
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Zach isn't a doctor, but what kind of fucking doctors does Amber go to that tell her she is big but healthy at 600 lbs or how every illness she gets isn't related to her weight even though you're bound to get some sort of illness at that weight?
 
"Weight loss happens in the kitchen, fitness happens in the gym" lmfao. Not that I expect her to show up at a gym at this point (it's too late now) but I'm sure she's had that excuse revving in her head for awhile now- she probably threw out her little 5lb pink weights immediately after reading that line. She's so unbelievably, ironically smug whenever she regurgitates this Instagram diet + fitness bullshit, at this point you just have to laugh.

Remember when she went to the gym with Becky, Destiny, and Dana while wearing a full face of makeup? I think her and Becky had to dip out early and meet up with D2 later at a restaurant or something. I miss those days.
 
"Fitness happens at the gym" is exactly the problem with the mindset these deathfats have. Exercising is not fucking difficult, especially for someone with the amount of free time ALR has. Taking a walk outside costs $0.
Edit because I hit post accidentally: the gym is for people who can actually commit to their exercise. If you can't even be bothered to exercise at home, signing for a gym membership won't change your laziness, and ALR has already proven this herself. Does she have amnesia or something?
 
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CrackheadLynn is coming guys

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Yeah, this is totally not a question she submitted to herself so she can give herself an asspat.



If this is true, Beggy is doing far better than she is at the weight loss game. I bet she is incredibly pissed off about this.

And my favourite because she's whining that react channels aren't listening to her trying to manipulate them
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Butt gosh, she said she doesn't watch reaction channels. Or read comments. Or read the Farms.



Did she have a mini stroke by the time she reached that last paragraph?


WTF do these lardasses believe they can only do one or the other, instead of bolth? These things go hand in hand, dumbass. But let's be honest here, she will never set foot in a gym.



Well, that's a lie right there. She'll never change - she will die a 600+ pound narcissist who is also a pathological liar.
 
facts that we have according to amber: she loves dancing, used to be basically a professional at it, and can walk/move around for around 3 min max, possibly even longer now because she's been working on her "stamina." back in the krystle days she uploaded that video of her dancing to a lady gaga song on just dance.

you know what would get more views than a 600lb woman eating a plate full of sausages? a 600lb woman dancing to some pop song. most songs would be ~3 min, she has a nintendo switch so she has the means to play, and all she has to do is dance to one song a day for her daily exercise, record it, and get the normies back on her side again.

she can put that horrific dance music she was using for everything over the actual song to avoid copyright problems. seems like a reasonable goal, although it would only be reasonable if she wasn't 50% full of shit and 50% full of lymph fluids.
 
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