Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
Dear God...big Bertha never learns does she

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Even if she gave a shit about her health and fitness (she doesn't) she'll never risk that humiliation again (even though she monetized her shame the first time around).

Amber does not like the attention that she is getting when she goes out; she said that much in the past. So, she restricts herself to Walmart and to the odd restaurants especially when D&D are around. Otherwise, she is house bound.
As far as going to the gym, it would be dangerous for her. She may hurt herself quite easily. Besides, I am not sure if any gym would allow her to use any of their equipment just for the liability point of view. For her, at her weight, the only fitness regimen that can be suggested is swimming since it does not put any pressure on her joints.
 
Amber does not like the attention that she is getting when she goes out; she said that much in the past. So, she restricts herself to Walmart and to the odd restaurants especially when D&D are around. Otherwise, she is house bound.
As far as going to the gym, it would be dangerous for her. She may hurt herself quite easily. Besides, I am not sure if any gym would allow her to use any of their equipment just for the liability point of view. For her, at her weight, the only fitness regimen that can be suggested is swimming since it does not put any pressure on her joints.

Hambert isn't going to get into any sort of swimming garment/tarp/dainty bikini in public and get in a pool.

But, you bet your asses I would tune in just to see the range of facial expressions of people at the public pool. The sight of Hamboat lummoxing into the water with her tard-son-girlfriend filming would be hilarious.
 
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CrackheadLynn is coming guys

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Every Q&A she does (and I’ve checked) she gets the same question about “how do you stay strong with all the hate you get”. She’s obviously sending that one to herself over and over again so she can talk about how strong she is.
 
Every Q&A she does (and I’ve checked) she gets the same question about “how do you stay strong with all the hate you get”. She’s obviously sending that one to herself over and over again so she can talk about how strong she is.
I always wonder why no one has asked why she does not get health insurance, or why she does not see a nutritionist. It might have been asked in the past, but I do not remember seeing it.
 
I always wonder why no one has asked why she does not get health insurance, or why she does not see a nutritionist. It might have been asked in the past, but I do not remember seeing it.

She only answers what she wants. She will only answer "Why don't you get health insurance" if it's coupled with something like "Why do you spend so much at Torrid?" Because then she can say "I can afford to do both, boo boo!"

I'm sure she does get asked flat-out, "Why don't you have health insurance?" She simply won't answer that question when she gets it.
 
Hambert isn't going to get into any sort of swimming garment/tarp/dainty bikini in public and get in a pool.

But, you bet your asses I would tune in just to see the range of facial expressions of people at the public pool. The sight of Hamboat lummoxing into the water with her tard-son-girlfriend filming would be hilarious.
Nothing would stop her go swimming in a public pool with the infamous black layggings...
Like she did on toxic lake, after swimming she was already dressed to "grab a bite" and to take a nap .... such a practical gorl, we're such newbies changing in and out swimsuits....
 
I had forgot Dana was a part of those groups and was gossiping about A. I remember Rafe talking a lot of shit about Amber, too. Amber is so desperate for orbiters she still talks to all of these people who obviously don't like her. I guess they like her money too much.

She literally owns a PS4, Switch, and probably an Xbox. I don't know why she can't play Just Dance on one of those since she "loves to dance" so much. Even if she can't finish a song, that would be a good goal for her to work up to. Just do it for as long as you can each day until you can finally finish a song, and it's something you enjoy so it won't feel like working out but that little bit of movement will do wonders.

As said above swimming is also an excellent forum of exercise but she is too embarrassed to go to a public pool which is what she would need to do to get adequate exercise.
 
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She is sending herself these nice comments using socks. In her comments.
And deleting the top ones.
I've never seen such a smug, narcissistic cunt who weighs well over 600elbees.
She is truly sickening.
Lazy as fuck.

I had forgot Dana was a part of those groups and was gossiping about A. I remember Rafe talking a lot of shit about Amber, too. Amber is so desperate for orbiters she still talks to all of these people who obviously don't like her. I guess they like her money too much.
You know Dana doesn't care for her. Who would?
The only reason they come around is to get in on their cash cow.
 
I had forgot Dana was a part of those groups and was gossiping about A. I remember Rafe talking a lot of shit about Amber, too. Amber is so desperate for orbiters she still talks to all of these people who obviously don't like her. I guess they like her money too much.
Rafe turning on Amberlynn was hilarious. Talking about Amberlynn’s overuse of perfume, constant conversations about food, hiding her ankles and much more. Of course this gave Rafe a lot of attention/followers on Snapchat. I remember one day she posted “Ask me anything (NOT about Amberlynn)!” and I think that’s where her five minutes fizzled out. She went crawling back to Amberlynn, who has no self respect to cut someone like that out of her life. It’s sad.

I guarantee if Amberlynn and Becky ever split up, Rafe would do it all over again rather than remain a neutral party.
 
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