Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

Wouldn't it be funny if she was losing weight but only from her tits (all of them, not just the usual two)?

 

[Red Mask]

I mean, Amberlynn used Rafe too though. She dumped her cats there and expected Rafe to basically take all ownership of them but not openly because that would be an admission that she had dumped them.

Oh yea, and didn't ALR freak out and take them back when Rafe wanted one of the cats spayed? Still, ALR has nothing but shitty relationships full of people who don't give a damn about her. Can't say I blame them though.

 

[I never almost drownded]

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Ok this might be late but found this on Twitter. Someone resized her moon face so both stills are the same size. Where is the weight loss, Hamber?

edit coz autocorrect

Where's that savvy person who ratio-ed the pictures using iris sizes? I'd love to see these ones compared like that

(might have to use a different feature since she's looking away though)

 

[Twinkie]

I dont think she cared about the actual spay surgery. The cats were essentially Rafe's at that point why would Amberlynn give a shit, it makes sense that Rafe would want the female spayed. I think AL "cared" that Rafe had talked about this in a haydur discord and that haydurs had raised the money for Rarity to be spayed. Someone leaked that development to Amberlynn and that's when she chimped and demanded her cats back.

In other words once again she doesn't care about the animals it's all about her and her image

 

[StrawberryDouche]

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Ok this might be late but found this on Twitter. Someone resized her moon face so both stills are the same size. Where is the weight loss, Hamber?

edit coz autocorrect

Are people really going to act like there's NO difference in the size of her cheese wheel? Because there is. That doesn't mean she's not over 600 because she is.

She actually has lost weight from the tits up, but it's all settled from tits down.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Are people really going to act like there's NO difference in the size of her cheese wheel? Because there is. That doesn't mean she's not over 600 because she is.

She actually has lost weight from the tits up, but it's all settled from tits down.

It's hard to gauge, because of course she sucks at handling videoing just like she sucks at everything else. I suppose, looking at those two specific still, it looks like at least the sides of her fat noggin may (and I stress may, because I am firmly in the camp of "no weight loss") look a little different, but I'd prefer to have a static, comparative shot with the same angles, lighting, etc. Not that anyone, including me, gives a shit about my preference.

I had forgot Dana was a part of those groups and was gossiping about A. I remember Rafe talking a lot of shit about Amber, too. Amber is so desperate for orbiters she still talks to all of these people who obviously don't like her. I guess they like her money too much.

How often do you have a cash cow come into your life, really? You have to jump on those opportunities when they arrive.

 

[RandallBoggs]

I fully believe that the only reason Amber tolerates Dana and pretends to be friendly with her is because she's Destiny's girlfriend, so it's not exactly like she can be openly rude to her if she wants to keep Destiny around.
Amber broke the friendship with Rafe when all she did was get high and tell Eric "I feel like I don't know who she really is" in private. Meanwhile Dana actively participated in a targeted hate group against ALR filled with strangers who talk shit about her. I don't think any sane human would keep someone who would do something like that in their circle of friends but like I said, Destiny.
I am curious as to how she came to reconcile with Rafe. I doubt she realized that she overreacted and made amends with her, I think it went more like "oh I could actually still use Rafe for this and that, better say I forgive her so we can be 'friends' again".

 

[raritycunt]

I fully believe that the only reason Amber tolerates Dana and pretends to be friendly with her is because she's Destiny's girlfriend, so it's not exactly like she can be openly rude to her if she wants to keep Destiny around.
Amber broke the friendship with Rafe when all she did was get high and tell Eric "I feel like I don't know who she really is" in private. Meanwhile Dana actively participated in a targeted hate group against ALR filled with strangers who talk shit about her. I don't think any sane human would keep someone who would do something like that in their circle of friends but like I said, Destiny.
I am curious as to how she came to reconcile with Rafe. I doubt she realized that she overreacted and made amends with her, I think it went more like "oh I could actually still use Rafe for this and that, better say I forgive her so we can be 'friends' again".

The thing is Eric snitched to Ambur about what Rafe said BUT we don’t know exactly what he said; he’s gay and probably lives for drama so I no doubt he embellished or outright lied about what Rafe said to cause more shit. To be honest after posting a picture of some girls period panties and stirring shit up between Ambur and Rafe I’m surprised Ambur trusts him so easily. He’s clearly a shit stirring little fag.

 

[Moonpie]

The thing is Eric snitched to Ambur about what Rafe said BUT we don’t know exactly what he said; he’s gay and probably lives for drama so I no doubt he embellished or outright lied about what Rafe said to cause more shit. To be honest after posting a picture of some girls period panties and stirring shit up between Ambur and Rafe I’m surprised Ambur trusts him so easily. He’s clearly a shit stirring little fag.

His vlogs are shit and the dislike and like ratio is like Al's.
He's getting quite a bit of hate.
You're right. He's nothing but a prissy drama faggot.
He knows the only reason people watch is to see big ass.
He doesn't even participate in the comments like he used to.
Can't stand the prissy ass drama queen.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I am curious as to how she came to reconcile with Rafe. I doubt she realized that she overreacted and made amends with her, I think it went more like "oh I could actually still use Rafe for this and that, better say I forgive her so we can be 'friends' again".

Didn't Rafe pop up again around the time Becky kept going out of town to deal with her cunt mothers cancer bullshit? Amber needed rides, Rafe needed money and more followers on IG.

 

[Moonpie]

Didn't Rafe pop up again around the time Becky kept going out of town to deal with her cunt mothers cancer bullshit? Amber needed rides, Rafe needed money and more followers on IG.

Yes she was hauling Albert around.
Had to get that Chinese buffet.

 

[Twinkie]

Didn't Rafe pop up again around the time Becky kept going out of town to deal with her cunt mothers cancer bullshit? Amber needed rides, Rafe needed money and more followers on IG.

No it was waaaaay before that. She made up with Rafe, conveniently, right when the bingemobile broke down (the first time of many). Anytime their car is in the shop, that's when Rafe shows up in the videos again. Amberlynn uses her for transport.

It sounds like I keep posting in defense of Rafe but I'm really not. She's a user, I suppose. I'm just saying that Amberlynn uses Rafe just as much if not more.

 

[dingobaby]

Fat distribution can be weird... on Amber it is very weird. Her body is so large, she looks like children were trying to build a snowman but ran out of snow for the head. Amber has a dainty head compared to the rest of her, and she knows it. I can't make heads or tails of face shots, I want to see how her fupa is coming in and her gravity-defying shelf. It's the only way to know. (besides a scale and that aint happening)

 

[Moonpie]

Fat distribution can be weird... on Amber it is very weird. Her body is so large, she looks like children were trying to build a snowman but ran out of snow for the head. Amber has a dainty head compared to the rest of her, and she knows it. I can't make heads or tails of face shots, I want to see how her fupa is coming in and her gravity-defying shelf. It's the only way to know. (besides a scale and that aint happening)

A huge, dainty moon head.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

The thing is Eric snitched to Ambur about what Rafe said BUT we don’t know exactly what he said; he’s gay and probably lives for drama so I no doubt he embellished or outright lied about what Rafe said to cause more shit. To be honest after posting a picture of some girls period panties and stirring shit up between Ambur and Rafe I’m surprised Ambur trusts him so easily. He’s clearly a shit stirring little fag.

Someone more on the ball than I am will know the video, but there is a video Amber made after moving in where she is banging on about what a monster Rafe is, and in the background Eric is screeching out a litany of petty betrayals Rafe committed against his new found paypig.

 

[Red Mask]

I dont think she cared about the actual spay surgery. The cats were essentially Rafe's at that point why would Amberlynn give a shit, it makes sense that Rafe would want the female spayed. I think AL "cared" that Rafe had talked about this in a haydur discord and that haydurs had raised the money for Rarity to be spayed. Someone leaked that development to Amberlynn and that's when she chimped and demanded her cats back.

In other words once again she doesn't care about the animals it's all about her and her image

And yet Amberlynn consistantly does things that don't help her image at all. Heh.

 

[biledriver]

I searched but nothing came up so I'll ask--- has anyone ever done that photoshop where you make a hamplanet skinny? I think it was called 'project harpoon' or something. I'm sure some will disagree, but I think Amber would be somewhat decent looking had she not morphed into an inflationist's fantasy. All these photos are hilarious but I really do wonder what she'd look like normal.

(apologies if I posted in wrong thread, I am not very familiar with the AL board yet)

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

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Ok this might be late but found this on Twitter. Someone resized her moon face so both stills are the same size. Where is the weight loss, Hamber?

edit coz autocorrect

somehow her third chin looks even bigger in the supposed "after"

 

[felix el gato]

I searched but nothing came up so I'll ask--- has anyone ever done that photoshop where you make a hamplanet skinny? I think it was called 'project harpoon' or something. I'm sure some will disagree, but I think Amber would be somewhat decent looking had she not morphed into an inflationist's fantasy. All these photos are hilarious but I really do wonder what she'd look like normal.

(apologies if I posted in wrong thread, I am not very familiar with the AL board yet)

if you're not familiar then refrain from posting until you are. and to answer your question, people make skinny edits of these heifers all the time and it's as sad as you would imagine.

edit: there is a really popular one that even Amber shared and was ecstatic about, people joked that it was what she believes she actually looks like. but I can't find it, anyone have it?

 

[Fascist Ferret]

I searched but nothing came up so I'll ask--- has anyone ever done that photoshop where you make a hamplanet skinny? I think it was called 'project harpoon' or something. I'm sure some will disagree, but I think Amber would be somewhat decent looking had she not morphed into an inflationist's fantasy. All these photos are hilarious but I really do wonder what she'd look like normal.

(apologies if I posted in wrong thread, I am not very familiar with the AL board yet)

She acknowledged this edit, said it was eye openeeeeen and all that, although, shockingly, she continued to gain weight anyway.

I Forget their username but someone had that image as their avatar for a while.