Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519

She acknowledged this edit, said it was eye openeeeeen and all that, although, shockingly, she continued to gain weight anyway.

I Forget their username but someone had that image as their avatar for a while.

Holy crap. That's a good edit. I know at this point even if she lost weight, she'd probably have huge flaps all over her and look like a giant melted crayon but... sad to see what could have been.
 
Fat distribution can be weird... on Amber it is very weird. Her body is so large, she looks like children were trying to build a snowman but ran out of snow for the head. Amber has a dainty head compared to the rest of her, and she knows it. I can't make heads or tails of face shots, I want to see how her fupa is coming in and her gravity-defying shelf. It's the only way to know. (besides a scale and that aint happening)
We all know how gravity is treating our dainty princess....
No mercy...

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fyi gorls I just moved a bunch of posts to General because we were straying too far from the purpose of this thread which is SM updates. A few posts about her SM is fine (in this case, responses to her "weight loss in the kitchen" bullshit) but it was turning into a whole thing.

moved some stuff here because it was getting too off-topic for the social media thread. as you were gorls
 
We all know how gravity is treating our dainty princess....
No mercy...

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I notice that she always looks like she is leaning forward in still shots. I guess it is not possible for her to stand up straight anymore, but the leaning isn't noticeable in video. Oh wait, most video is of her head and necks.
ETA: in her birthday video her lower legs looked just as big or even bigger than her thighs. Wouldn't lymphedema add more weight? How can she be losing (I know, she's full of shit) if her laygs keep getting bigger like that?
 
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I don't think she should be trying to move around like that, honestly. One real fall...we know the outcome. She would need professional supervision for anything more than walking, and we know how much she respects professionals.
If she has VR (and if the headset can fit her fat head, honestly) she could do Beat Saber. All that is required there is the arm movements, especially on the easy mode, so she could do it while sitting on her ass.
 
Amber is one fall away from being permanently bed bound. She needs to be put in the hospital and have her diet monitored. I can imagine the tantrums she would throw but sadly that's the only way she would ever lose significant weight.
Disagree. waste of time and resources. Then she wouldn't pay. And stuff her face as soon as shes free. Let her kill herself as much as she likes imo.
 
Amber is one fall away from being permanently bed bound. She needs to be put in the hospital and have her diet monitored. I can imagine the tantrums she would throw but sadly that's the only way she would ever lose significant weight.

What will it take for people to understand this one simple truth: Big Al will never, ever voluntarily go to inpatient treatment. There is absolutely no way she would cede control of her life - and more importantly, her food - to someone else. Ever.
 
fyi gorls I just moved a bunch of posts to General because we were straying too far from the purpose of this thread which is SM updates. A few posts about her SM is fine (in this case, responses to her "weight loss in the kitchen" bullshit) but it was turning into a whole thing.
We know you need to do your janitorial duties
 
What will it take for people to understand this one simple truth: Big Al will never, ever voluntarily go to inpatient treatment. There is absolutely no way she would cede control of her life - and more importantly, her food - to someone else. Ever.

And I certainly understand that, but the saddest part is that she's not actually all that in control at all. Her issues are, her food is. It's kind of like Hoarders and on that show, the experts have been known to say "Let her die." That's what I say with Amber and people like her. Let them die and I usually don't say that about people.
 
I notice that she always looks like she is leaning forward in still shots. I guess it is not possible for her to stand up straight anymore, but the leaning isn't noticeable in video.

Wow, I had never noticed. Her shelf ass has dragged her center of gravity and she has to do a smol Michael-Jackson-lean in order to stand up without her massive ass pulling her backward. Jfc.
 
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