Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

what retard asked the kentucky/california question?

martyrlynn is just glad the haydurs aren't boolying some other 600lb narcissist

 

[StrawberryDouche]

MartyrLynn will burn on the stake so no one else has to

Someone call the Vatican.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Amber you fucking liar - FYI, you've done nothing but tell us you are 'big but hulthy'


SaintLynn will take the abuse so YOU don't have to!

Get down off that cross bitch, someone needs the wood!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Goddamn, she is both boring and stupid, and that's a bad combination.

Word counts:

As per usual: 1
If you will: 1
Obsessed: 1
"Per one": 1
Style: 1
Empath/MartyrLynn: 2
Moment: 2
You know: 2
Honestly/promise/not lying: 3
Literally: 3
Other YTers/people: 4
So good/much: 4
Collie-flower: 5
Works for me/vars: 5
Bad GrammarLynn: 6
Feeder food moaning/vars: 6
Um: 9
So: 19
Like: 37

A bit more variety this time, with more reliance on slightly different crutch words/fillers (um, so) than "like", and she seems to be shifting "situation" to "moment". I cannot stand the way she pronounces cauliflower.

Edit:
This video: who cares what other people think?
Late night IG: Waaah, commenters affect me sooooo much.

Then stop reading (and replying to) your fucking comments, or turn them off, you twat. You don't get to have it both ways.

 

[mekalekahi]

I'm so lost. Hasn't she been discussing youtube like shes a brain surgeon? Even on younow someone told her to get up and walk and she corrected them that she was "working right now" like she was working on the cure for cancer. I think she even claimed to be a entertainer. So now shes claiming youtube isn't serious.

I think shes missing the point that at the beginning of the video she clearly states that shes going to show every drop of food she eats and then in the same video doesnt LOL. I mean at least show the empty bag cause right now we are just taking a liars word for it.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

MartyrLynn will burn on the stake so no one else has to

Someone call the Vatican.

She clearly sent this to herself, The word "Nitpicking" gives it away. She used the exact same phrase when talking about reaction channels in a recent video.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

I'm so lost. Hasn't she been discussing youtube like shes a brain surgeon? Even on younow someone told her to get up and walk and she corrected them that she was "working right now" like she was working on the cure for cancer. I think she even claimed to be a entertainer. So now shes claiming youtube isn't serious.

I think shes missing the point that at the beginning of the video she clearly states that shes going to show every drop of food she eats and then in the same video doesnt LOL. I mean at least show the empty bag cause right now we are just taking a liars word for it.

YouTube isn't serious? Then close your YT account and get a job....but you can't do that, because it IS SERIOUS, it's your income. It's what pays your bills. What the actual fuck?

 

[mental gymnastics]

Someone pointed this out on Twitter and I thought it was a good catch. December 23rd vs now.

 

[ADHD]

You don't like fruit, eh? But it was so important to you last summer!

 

[Wonky Eye]

She wanted to be able to have some fruits.
Just do the exact same thing that you do with any other food. Take the damn fruit, eat the damn fruit.
It's like an alcoholic saying they want to be able to drink water.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

So what she's saying is that she'd take a "normal job" more seriously even though she'd make a small fraction of what she does being lazy on YouTube? Sure. She is so delusional. Not a professional YouTuber, just filming, teehee! Then what are you, Amber? Because you've been doing YouTube for 6 years and nothing else. She sure as shit would say she is a professional YouTuber before she claims she's unemployed! I would love for Amber to be put on the spot and asked "what is going on in this world?" She watches Netflix, Youtube, Hulu and Disney plus all day, her new source is probably Inside Edition on YouTube.

 

[JaneThough]

View attachment 1113172 So what she's saying is that she'd take a "normal job" more seriously even though she'd make a small fraction of what she does being lazy on YouTube? Sure. She is so delusional. Not a professional YouTuber, just filming, teehee! Then what are you, Amber? Because you've been doing YouTube for 6 years and nothing else. She sure as shit would say she is a professional YouTuber before she claims she's unemployed! I would love for Amber to be put on the spot and asked "what is going on in this world?" She watches Netflix, Youtube, Hulu and Disney plus all day, her new source is probably Inside Edition on YouTube.

To be fair, though, why should she try harder or take it more seriously? People watch her dreck anyway and she is raking in the shekels.

 

[Clown Baby]

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Has no other source of income. Has said repeatedly in the past that Youtube is her job. Gets called out for making shit content. "I'm not a professional Youtuber."

It's always a case of narrative switching with Amber. Whatever is convenient is the truth. The truth can change without warning at any time. Like this:

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You don't like fruit, eh? But it was so important to you last summer!
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Quits doctor prescribed diet after 5 hours because "there's no fruits and vegetables! how can i be hulthy without fruits and vegetables!" Eats garbage food on camera. Gets told by viewers she should eat fruit. "I don't even like fruit lol"

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

lost weight this consecutively
She's determined of one thing- keeping this lie up.


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Is this fucking heifer claiming to have lost more than 89 elbees since November? That would be something beyond lunacy. We have eyes, bitch.

 

[Strong Tomato]

wow
so stunning, so brave



Yes Amber, prove that you're not a rude cunt by responding like a rude cunt. You're such a fucking bitch, really.

 

[ADHD]

TBH she sounds hangry. Why else would she be projecting sadness and self hatred onto internet strangers?

 

[bev]

Is this fucking heifer claiming to have lost more than 89 elbees since November? That would be something beyond lunacy. We have eyes, bitch.

The 89lb loss was before YouTube. She started her channel as a way to prove to Krystle's parents that she was serious about losing weight after she gained ~30lbs back. Then she stayed for the attention (now bc there's literally nothing else she's capable of doing).

A proper Amber to English translation would be, "This is the longest I've gone without gaining any weight."

Also the whole Andrew/Greg thing is literally the most basic joke among lesbians. It's what their parents would have named them if they were born as males, and then you pretend that they're your boyfriend. Wow, so clever.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

think of how funny these cunty smuglynn replies will be next year when she's legitimately bedbound from the fat

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

The 89lb loss was before YouTube. She started her channel as a way to prove to Krystle's parents that she was serious about losing weight after she gained ~30lbs back.

Yeah so basically we're looking at something more than the 19lbs post-shrimpgate loss? Which I can believe, her face has shrunk a teensy bit and she's probably at least part-time following (almost) the weightloss doctor's plan. Not very well since she should have probably lost 100lbs on that since November, lol.

 

[raritycunt]

I’ve noticed that when she has no intention of uploading frequent videos and sticking to a schedule YouTube suddenly isn’t a job anymore, but when she’s uploading mediocre content every day like ASMR magazine flipping it’s her career.