Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
Remember, she doesn't give a fuck if you all believe in her weight loss, haydurs! And is she seriously asking if people trust her or if they just see her as a joke? Delusionlynn, can't make this shit up :story:

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Shes doing this so she has an excuse in her warped fat water logged brain to binge some more.

"Nobody believed me and I was triggered to binge"
 
Remember, she doesn't give a fuck if you all believe in her weight loss, haydurs! And is she seriously asking if people trust her or if they just see her as a joke? Delusionlynn, can't make this shit up :story:

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"Relationship" in quotes. "That's supposed to matter, right"? See Big Al? This right here. THIS is why people hate yer fat ass. You have obvious contempt for your audience. The people who directly allow you to live your gluttonous lifestyle. And of course most people think you're a joke, you've spent 6 years on a weight gain "journey" on a weight loss channel. Lying your ass off . How else could people see you?
Not to mention you're just a horrible human being, if you didn't have cash even your "friends" couldn't stand to be around you. You are a shrieking nightmare, a circus sideshow, accept it.
 
Why should people believe she's lost weight when she refuses to weigh in?

She looks like she may have lost a bit in her face/neck, but that could just be due to angles and the camera she uses to film. So she can claim she's lost a bunch but when people see her videos and then see her looking even bigger when Eric films her that just makes her claims of weight loss look like pigshit. It would all make a lot more sense if she were to admit she'd passed the 600 lb mark and has spent the last few months trying to work to get back down below that point, but if she's sticking to the claim that she's never been above 572.4, her claim of having lost a bunch of weight just isn't believable. She is noticeably much more than 12.4 lbs larger than in her January 2019 video where she announced her weight was 560 lbs.
 
This "I'll be their punching bag" schtick is reminiscent of Boogie's spiel about taking it all from the trolls so others won't suffer.
That always confused me.... are people not able to laugh at different idiots at once? Does laughing at amber mean I wouldn't hate other fat fucks like sargon? No, not really. Theres plenty of love 💞 to go around.
 
Why should people believe she's lost weight when she refuses to weigh in?

She looks like she may have lost a bit in her face/neck, but that could just be due to angles and the camera she uses to film. So she can claim she's lost a bunch but when people see her videos and then see her looking even bigger when Eric films her that just makes her claims of weight loss look like pigshit. It would all make a lot more sense if she were to admit she'd passed the 600 lb mark and has spent the last few months trying to work to get back down below that point, but if she's sticking to the claim that she's never been above 572.4, her claim of having lost a bunch of weight just isn't believable. She is noticeably much more than 12.4 lbs larger than in her January 2019 video where she announced her weight was 560 lbs.
Exactly, she even admitted whenever she is asked if she lost weight she ALWAYS says she's losing even when she knows shes gaining, simply so she doesnt have to get the business from people.
 
She takes her animals to the vet a few times a year but back in October, when they were at the vet weighing Twinkie, Amber had all sorts of questions for the employee regarding Twinkie's weight and age. Amber sounded completely clueless, not like someone who takes their dog to the vet "quite a few times a year"

To be honest I think she was asking deliberately leading questions while filming the vet (without their knowledge or consent, I might add), so that she can say to her audience, "see! I talk to my vet about Twinkie's health because I care!"... despite everything she said being fucking retàrded.
 
To be honest I think she was asking deliberately leading questions while filming the vet (without their knowledge or consent, I might add), so that she can say to her audience, "see! I talk to my vet about Twinkie's health because I care!"... despite everything she said being fucking retàrded.
Amber always knows best, like when she insinuated that Twinko being 13 pounds was normal and not that heavy. Imagine those two boulders rolling into that office talking about weight being hulthy.
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It's almost 7 - she should have rolled out of her swamp & be stuffing her gob by now. I wonder if we'll be treated this evening to a dissertation about her great many fans who Buh-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE her when she says she's losing weight.

Bitch, ya ain't losing weight until *I* see a proper weigh in on YT.
 
I do think shes lost a small amount. Maybe a bit more than the 20 she lost back in April 2019 so maybe like 35. I said it before but her food intake was slowed a bit by Becky's driving abilities and being sick. Shes also shook by Becky losing.

Before she starts gloating and dangling how great shes done over her viewers she needs to KEEP the weight shes lost off and KEEP losing. Shes acting exactly like she did April of last year where she lost 20 lbs and acted like her binging and food addiction was over.
 
I do think shes lost a small amount. Maybe a bit more than the 20 she lost back in April 2019 so maybe like 35. I said it before but her food intake was slowed a bit by Becky's driving abilities and being sick. Shes also shook by Becky losing.

Before she starts gloating and dangling how great shes done over her viewers she needs to KEEP the weight shes lost off and KEEP losing. Shes acting exactly like she did April of last year where she lost 20 lbs and acted like her binging and food addiction was over.
Further to all this which I believe to be sound thinking, she's watching The Slatons as well. We know she's jealous as fuck they got a show from her salty livestream, and Amy is losing weight too to make it 100x worse. Amber engaging her own version of her weightloss doctors plan from last year will sure show everybody she's better than those hillbilly trainwrecks. Maybe jealousy is the motivation that works best for Amber.
 
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She's back to not showering.

Autistic questions (sorry if asked in the past):
How long does she need to stay away from the shower for her hair to get that disgusting?
Mine takes 4-5 days to get noticeably greasy, and it's just the roots, not a good 3-4 inches like hers. Though my scalp doesn't produce lots of sebum which could make it a bit better for her if hers does.
So it got me wondering how her shitty fat diet impacts her sebum production (it just has to), thus how long it takes for her hair to get that nasty, thus just how many days she spends not showering.

In any case, gorl how can you not see how nasty you are before you decide to film and upload on YouTube ? smh.
 
Autistic questions (sorry if asked in the past):
How long does she need to stay away from the shower for her hair to get that disgusting?
Mine takes 4-5 days to get noticeably greasy, and it's just the roots, not a good 3-4 inches like hers. Though my scalp doesn't produce lots of sebum which could make it a bit better for her if hers does.
So it got me wondering how her shitty fat diet impacts her sebum production (it just has to), thus how long it takes for her hair to get that nasty, thus just how many days she spends not showering.

In any case, gorl how can you not see how nasty you are before you decide to film and upload on YouTube ? smh.

I suppose it would depend on the thickness and how much she sweats. I know someone irl who has somewhat thick hair who has to wash it daily because it gets noticeably greasy fast but they also have oily skin problems, so I imagine that has something to do with it. And they constantly play with their hair throughout the day.

anyways. Dry shampoo exists, amber qorl. And if that’s too expensive baby powder works alright, too but neither are an alternative to actually bathing.
 
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