Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

I'm genuinely surprised that we haven't yet gone through the annual, "Maybe she's clickbaiting bc she's realized she doesn't have enough saved for taxes," discussion. Either that or she's too greedy to have less than a specific amount in her account post taxes.

100 Days of Mukbangs would get her that tax money real fast (of course, she would fail it right after she gets her last payout before taxes are due).

 

[Wonky Eye]

I think you underestimate her. She's been doing 100 days of mukbang everyday for the last 5 years or so.

 

[FatalTater]

Hmm. She's gone a whole week without magically gaining 1,000 subscribers on socialblade. Gorl's slipping.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Hm, I'd never thought about it. I don't think she filmed it all in one day

I don't think she filmed it all in one day because that's way more effort than Amber would put into anything. She's not Chantal, she's manipulative but she's also not very smart. If she did it all in one day, she would have ratted herself out by now.

 

[kiwirevolving]

I don't think she filmed it all in one day because that's way more effort than Amber would put into anything. She's not Chantal, she's manipulative but she's also not very smart. If she did it all in one day, she would have ratted herself out by now.

You sure? We're talking about the same person who also had an entire rotisserie chicken for herself in one day.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I was watching OrkoTV's latest video where he jokingly suggests that Amberlynn has filmed those mukbangs on the same day, and it's made me question whether this may or may not be true. I've gone back and looked and I just don't know. Sure she looks to be similarly grimy in all of them but that in itself is nothing new.
What does strike me as interesting is that the lighting is pretty much identical in each (which may just be artificial lights in the kitchen), but for someone as lazy as Amberlynn, she has gone to a LOT of trouble to try and look different in each mukbang. Given that Amber frequently wears the same things for several days, it seems a little odd to me that in each mukbang, she is wearing a different outfit, different earrings, and even uses different plates. It's almost like she thinks she is being really clever in staging it to look like different days, and we know she's been caught out doing exactly this before.

I've tried to compare the hair, but given that she is constantly fiddling with it, as well as (possibly) changing clothes between mukbangs, it's not particularly conclusive - other than being a filthy mess. Wouldn't it look different if she had washed in over the week or so she claims these mukbangs were filmed?

I just don't know - I am not a crazy conspiracy-theory haydur, but something about these mukbangs is just off to me. Anyone else have any thoughts?

Now that she's no longer painting her nails frequently (as she did in the 90 days of uploads, and we could track time by the state of the chipping), the only surefire way to track the progression of time is by her sideburns. They go from fresh, to dirty, to greasy, to so greasy they look like they were dipped in baby oil. The difference is subtle the first two days, but it becomes exponentially more obvious with each additional day. We know she only washes her hair once a week - if that, and you could track the timeline by the 'burns in her vlogmas videos.

 

[ADHD]

You sure? We're talking about the same person who also had an entire rotisserie chicken for herself in one day.

That was clickbait. She only ate about 25% of it.

 

[CarbieDoll]

That was clickbait. She only ate about 25% of it.

You're incredibly naive if you actually think she didn't finish it all right after turning off the camera.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

You sure? We're talking about the same person who also had an entire rotisserie chicken for herself in one day.

I'm not saying she wouldn't have eaten all that stuff in one day, I'm just saying going out of her way to change an entire outfit four times in a row is too much effort for her at this point. When she did change outfits for that bullshit "Struggles of Being Me" series, she eventually admitted that she did it. She hasn't by now so I'm assuming she's just a gluttonous idiot with no content and imagination.

 

[kiwirevolving]

I'm not saying she wouldn't have eaten all that stuff in one day, I'm just saying going out of her way to change an entire outfit four times in a row is too much effort for her at this point.

You have a point there.

I know there were instances where she said she just woke up, went throughout the day, going to Wolmort then going back to sleep all while in the same shirt. Gorl is just too lazy to change and no wonder that all the sickness or whatever she gets are caused because of the lack of hygiene.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

You have a point there.

I know there were instances where she said she just woke up, went throughout the day, going to Wolmort then going back to sleep all while in the same shirt. Gorl is just too lazy to change and no wonder that all the sickness or whatever she gets are caused because of the lack of hygiene.

She been wearing the same pants for YEARS lol never underestimate the laziness and dirtiness

 

[Strong Tomato]

She has said recently changing clothes is too tiring for her, which is a big reason why she rarely trys things on for Torrid hauls. Gorl is manipulative but she isn't gonna go out of her way making herself really fucking uncomfortable just to eat like 4 meals in a row. She'd just eat and say fuck it to changing clothes.

 

[Ashley Lynne Coulter]

So the question is: is she going to step on hamburgers with a camwhore like Boogie?

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

There is a principle called "Occam's razor" which can be defined as "the simplest solution is most likely the right one". With Amber, we can make another principle called "Amber's Pillow Mountain" which can be defined as "the laziest solution is most likely the right one".

As far as her filming 3 Mukbangs in a row, changing clothes and using different plates, this is way to complicated and difficult for our gurl to do. Under the Amber's Pillow Mountain principle, for her to do this, she would have the same clothes and used the same plates.

But she did once reveal that she filmed 2 mukbangs in a row just by changing t-shirt and uploading each mukbang in two different days

 

[New & Improved Username]

go cry to someone else lol

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I want her to, instead of talking, attempt a mukbang during which she:
doesn't stick her tongue out
doesn't smack her lips
chews with her mouth closed
uses utensils in a non-caveman type manner
uses hands with some decorum, not like a filthy starving animal.

This is a challenge she couldn't accomplish even if she tried. It would be more difficult for her than only eating half of a Ben&Jerry's. Fucking orangutans and raccoons have better manners. Maybe watch a raccoon eating garbage to get some tips you bitch.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

So the question is: is she going to step on hamburgers with a camwhore like Boogie?

Omg we would finally see her bare laaaayygs!

 

[Red Mask]

So the question is: is she going to step on hamburgers with a camwhore like Boogie?

No way she'd do that. Unless she's able to eat them afterward.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

I want her to, instead of talking, attempt a mukbang during which she:
doesn't stick her tongue out
doesn't smack her lips
chews with her mouth closed
uses utensils in a non-caveman type manner
uses hands with some decorum, not like a filthy starving animal.

This is a challenge she couldn't accomplish even if she tried. It would be more difficult for her than only eating half of a Ben&Jerry's. Fucking orangutans and raccoons have better manners. Maybe watch a raccoon eating garbage to get some tips you bitch.

Given how she loves to pretend she's a dainty little girl it's strange how it doesn't translate into her "watch me kill myself with food" videos.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Put food in front of her & anything/everything else goes out the window & out of her head.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

No way she'd do that. Unless she's able to eat them afterward.

Burgers stepped on by amber would be.... flavorful