Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%

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    Votes: 349 9.9%

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meowmix said:
That's the "I'm afraid I'm going to get COVID-19 even though I never leave the house and live in bumfuck Kentucky" filter.

I would actually love to see AL in China. Lolz. WhAt Do U MEAn TheRE's No YoUTUbe HerE?
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canadiancxnt said:
Our gorl being super thoughtful and thinking of NCoV-19 victims?

Nah, just another filter to attempt (and fail) to hide her massive face.

Edit: ninja'd by @meowmix. I, too, would like to see our gorl in China. Could you imagine the looks on their faces - having the Americans bring the zoo to them for once?
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Punkinsplice said:
wuflu filter? Maybe the new Munchie chic look?
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Thanks, y'all. I thought it looked like a mask, but then I thought you know, this looks like Curious George and his idiotic, expressionless face, too. I guess those are both equally stupid things, though, so at least it's fitting for the Dainty Princess of Monticello, Kentucky.
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Thanks, y'all. I thought it looked like a mask, but then I thought you know, this looks like Curious George and his idiotic, expressionless face, too. I guess those are both equally stupid things, though, so at least it's fitting for the Dainty Princess of Monticello, Kentucky.
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I mean, it doesn't really fit our dainty kween's face, but you're right. :tomgirl:
 
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Before she even thinks about make up, she needs to think about proper hygiene. You know... those little things like daily showers & the PTA, (Pussy, tits & arm pits), routine the elderly & death fats need to do.

She's rarely looked this filthy for so long a period of time.
 
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I wonder what gorl will be doing tonight for Valentines. Maybe a trip to Cheesecake factory, followed by a motorized cart shopping spree at the Tarjay? I bet even D&D will tag along.

Surely A sees today as enough of a reason to go out and eat and waste some money. Bonus points if she gets to spend time with her one true love, Destiny.

I guess if she can convince Becky to actually drive somewhere and she can lug her fatass self out to the car this could possibly happen. I hope she vlogs it. Anything other than a Mookbong at this point :(

If not I guess she will just spend the night getting her monthly bath from Becky.
 
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GeorgiaGuidestones said:
Is it me or does Beggy look like she’s aged since we last had a sighting of her? She looks...matronly? Maybe the filters are bringing out my autism.
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If anything, those filters tend to make people look younger. She just looks like filtered Becky to me, although it's a little strange when Amber actually uses a flattering filter for her.

Azshara said:
I wonder what gorl will be doing tonight for Valentines. Maybe a trip to Cheesecake factory, followed by a motorized cart shopping spree at the Tarjay? I bet even D&D will tag along.

Surely A sees today as enough of a reason to go out and eat and waste some money. Bonus points if she gets to spend time with her one true love, Destiny.

I guess if she can convince Becky to actually drive somewhere and she can lug her fatass self out to the car this could possibly happen. I hope she vlogs it. Anything other than a Mookbong at this point :(

If not I guess she will just spend the night getting her monthly bath from Becky.
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Important: What kind of candy did Becky buy Amber with Amber's money? Will she be entrusted to pick it out on her own or will Amber have some sort of wishlist for Becky to shop from?

FatalTater said:
I want Amber to do a reaction to Amy Slaton-Halterman's latest video where you can see how she's lost a ton of weight. Amber could do commentary while eating an entire bag of chicken nuggets or maybe a casserole dish of cereal. That'd be fun.
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Amy is currently under 300 lbs which Amber hasn't been since.... what? Since she was a preteen? She'll be seething with envy if she sees that video. A reaction to that would be heavenly.
 
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ADHD said:
If anything, those filters tend to make people look younger. She just looks like filtered Becky to me, although it's a little strange when Amber actually uses a flattering filter for her.
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Are we sure that these pictures are recent? She could have been using pictures that are weeks old. You never know with those infantile filters.
 
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