Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Snusmumriken]

“So me and Becky saw this movie *lipsmack* and it was really interesting ‘cause it was in like, Chinese, so that was like, a whole deal”

Bitch did not go to see Parasite for Valentine’s Day. She passed the movie poster on the way to see Birds of Prey like the hot lezbeen she is.

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

Without a doubt, Amber made that stupid comment about the Parasite movie poster. It fits right in with the rest of her pathetic attempts at humor. Like when she posted about eating at "blow jobs" when she took Necky to BJ's brew house.

Anytime she uses the word 'giggled' I'm taken back to her craptastic Kate Winslet lesbian fanfic...a dead giveaway she pulled that old lady nonsense out of her massive ass.

 

[raritycunt]

"My self confidence is next to zero"

I thought people who have no self confidence wouldn't post pics of themselves on social media.

You’d think so but you’d also be surprised at how often people act the opposite way; the majority of the girls who post their ass or tits on social media are the same girls who cry about confidence issues and self esteem. It’s their way of fishing for compliments from their followers while trying to seem confident but inside they’re actually depressed about their looks.

 

[draculasestateagent]

“So me and Becky saw this movie *lipsmack* and it was really interesting ‘cause it was in like, Chinese, so that was like, a whole deal”

Bitch did not go to see Parasite for Valentine’s Day. She passed the movie poster on the way to see Birds of Prey like the hot lezbeen she is.

Yeah, Becky being a big Marvel/DC nerd (or so she claims) they would have definitely gone to see Birds of Prey so Beckster can enjoy her fill. Amber will do a video at some point trying to be cute by incorrectly naming the movie "budgies of praying" or something.

 

[Willie Dynamite]

I'm really suprised we havent received a Vuhalantimes Duhhh vlog. Which strengthens my suspicion that her and Necky broke up or are dead

 

[funknuggets]

"GORL! I can't tell you how happy I am for amy! I watched the last 2 episodes and im like obsessed! Like I cried I literally bawled like a baby for her. I love that she found what works for her and I really want to find that because lez be real ya girl needs to drop a few pounds"

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can you imagine 200lb amy flexing on amberlynn like she did when she parodied amber with those dreamcatchers... the salt would mine

 

[marjoram]

I'm really suprised we havent received a Vuhalantimes Duhhh vlog. Which strengthens my suspicion that her and Necky broke up or are dead

Chocolate coma. She'll snap outta it soon enough....

 

[Willie Dynamite]

Chocolate coma. She'll snap outta it soon enough....

Honestly, I'm shocked she didnt do a mook bong with chocolates

 

[FatalTater]

Amber 🍐ody on Twitter

“@SuzeDani @xcharliegoldx https://t.co/CU1yBv83Fh”

twitter.com

 

[canadiancxnt]

Amber 🍐ody on Twitter

“@SuzeDani @xcharliegoldx https://t.co/CU1yBv83Fh”

twitter.com

Nothing like some fat toddler spitup.

 

[ADHD]

It's been 5 days since Amber's last upload. Where is she? Why no Valentine's Day video to rub it in our haydur faces about how great her gorlfriend is and how they had a wonderful romantic day together? And what about her weight loss IG? She still hasn't updated it to reflect that she's no longer the daintiest 519.6 lb gorl, and she hasn't posted anything on it at all since February 1.


She must be visibly packing those pounds back on with a fierceness. Filtered Snapchat pics do nothing to prove that statement wrong either, boo boo.

 

[canadiancxnt]

It's been 5 days since Amber's last upload. Where is she? Why no Valentine's Day video to rub it in our haydur faces about how great her gorlfriend is and how they had a wonderful romantic day together? And what about her weight loss IG? She still hasn't updated it to reflect that she's no longer the daintiest 519.6 lb gorl, and she hasn't posted anything on it at all since February 1.
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She must be visibly packing those pounds back on with a fierceness. Filtered Snapchat pics do nothing to prove that statement wrong either, boo boo.

Maybe the infamous UTI finally caught up to her kidneys and we're about to get a hospital/bedbound saga.

 

[ADHD]

Maybe the infamous UTI finally caught up to her kidneys and we're about to get a hospital/bedbound saga.

That tune is played out. She'd be better off regaling us with another tale of how her baby soft hooves slipped on dog kibble and she fell but totally wasn't hurt.

 

[Xenomorph]

Oh domt worry she will you all know how not bothered she is about her spending yet another Valentines Day depressed with the Thumb.
You know, Thumby is just such a drip, I feel even IF, and I mean IF she was mentally stable, she would still be boring as shit and awkward.

 

[JaneThough]

Parasite is the name of her autobiography.

 

[Moonpie]

That tune is played out. She'd be better off regaling us with another tale of how her baby soft hooves slipped on dog kibble and she fell but totally wasn't hurt.

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Damn southern KY probably felt the earth quake.
You know it woke everyone in the house.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Miley just did Fashion Week in New York and told Vogue: "I'd trade everything in my life for a cunty quarter ton compulsive liar living in rural Kentucky," which was oddly specific.

 

[mekalekahi]

It's been 5 days since Amber's last upload. Where is she? Why no Valentine's Day video to rub it in our haydur faces about how great her gorlfriend is and how they had a wonderful romantic day together? And what about her weight loss IG? She still hasn't updated it to reflect that she's no longer the daintiest 519.6 lb gorl, and she hasn't posted anything on it at all since February 1.
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She must be visibly packing those pounds back on with a fierceness. Filtered Snapchat pics do nothing to prove that statement wrong either, boo boo.

I noticed shes following a woman that started at 567 with kids and still managed to get down to the 300s.

The new IG is a dud. After flat out telling us shes been messing up and eating over by thousands id be surprised if she posts on it again.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

When she announced she was starting up a new Insta for weight loss because the other one had somehow failed her... yeah. If it were only that simple, thousands of people could simply start a WL Insta & the pounds would melt off. She's not managed to keep many of her Resolutions or Intentions or whatever she called them. The only one I know for a fact she's kept is the one about not caring about making good videos. Mind you, that resolution was no stretch - it's something she's never cared about.

No therapy, no weight loss or fitness, no cutting her hair, hasn't learned to consistently say: "No" to food & just the fact she hasn't kept these means she's not putting in the effort to learning to love herself more.

Is she ever going to understand that everything worth having, you have to work for & sometimes sweat blood & bullets for? It's only by rarest chance that life's goodies just fall into your hands & if that's the case, often they skip through your fingers & are gone for good. Even doing the right things sometimes, as Alcoholics Anonymous states; you have to: "Fake it 'til you make it." She's looking at easily 2 full years of hard work, consistently dropping her calories & raising her exercise game to get even close to her weight goals. Never going to happen without therapy & without finding at least one interest she can focus on when the going gets really tough.

 

[ADHD]

Never going to happen

You could have stopped right there and been 1000% correct.