Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Slappy McGherkin]

Fuck you for destroying the few brain cells that still function.

Love ya gorl. No homo.

 

[Strong Tomato]

I chalk it up to the body's inherent need to not die. Think about it: people can be drug addicts, smokers, anorexic or alcoholics for years before anything significant happens to their health. Sure, Amber is way larger and at a higher risk for problems but it doesn't change the fact that the human body tries its hardest to prevent bad things from happening until it literally is unable to. I don't buy for a second that there's nothing wrong with her - at the very, very least she has to be pre-diabetic or have elevated blood pressure - but she's young, her body is in overdrive to keep her functional but it's not at the point of failure (yet).

I mean she's been fucking massive her entire life. Her body literally doesn't know anything different, even though humans were not designed to be so large.

Gorl needs to be careful though, her age is going to make everything she does even more dangerous. She can't keep living life like she's 21 and expect to have no health issues.

 

[Okami Green]

You forgot to add the almost guaranteed four mispronounciations of the word and her giggling off because she's soooooooo cute and quirky.

And that it's a situation-type-thing. God her laugh is so unbearably piercing.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Thanks, fam. I'll leave you half of the bleach and meet you in hell.

I reserved room 666 for all of us assholes. Open bar!

Yes, like this! Now, imagine it in spandex (courtesy of Omar's), bent over, shelf ass in your face. That should induce a few nightmares.

C’mon KF, panoply is a word often used by Amber. I am sure she said in the past:”Hi guise, I’ll show you my panoply of journals. Some people have way more journals than me.”

"You might even say some people have rather a dearth of journals, in fact."

LOL. While I'm sure Big Al has all the words, alas, they are all the stupid ones. But I'd willingly sit through ads on a video where she was given words to pronounce - and not the super hard stuff, just words like this one. Panoply.

 

[Xenomorph]

"You might even say some people have rather a dearth of journals, in fact."

LOL. While I'm sure Big Al has all the words, alas, they are all the stupid ones. But I'd willingly sit through ads on a video where she was given words to pronounce - and not the super hard stuff, just words like this one. Panoply.

"Dis is the best soda Ive ever drinkin"
"Dis why I dont need yo ass"
"I use it spear-re-od-ically"
"window seal"

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

ThumbTard rapidly gaining hella weight and packing all the flabby, porky fatass pounds on right along with Bigass Hamber is so.......hilariously poetic in some sort of universal karmic justice bullshit way. lmao forever.

She sought out a huge fatty trailertrash-rich landwhale to leech off of so she could quit her job and coast through life as a lazy, jobless grifting beggar - and now she is just as fat and miserable and sloppy as the Cunt she is sucking her only hope for life from. Top kek

 

[Big Tiddy Goth GF]

 

[Chaos Is Me]

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Amberlynn types up a response in 10 seconds. If only her body got as much movement as those ham fists.

Also, love that she posted this on her IG and Snapchat as if it's some great burn.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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So, I guess if those are the only things she puts into her body, she either hasn’t been prescribed or hasn’t been taking any antibiotics for her peepee problems. Hmm...

 

[ADHD]

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She can take all the iron gummies she wants but if she doesn't also get her vitamin C levels up her body isn't going to absorb it. Then she can triumphantly declare that she stopped taking the iron gummies because they don't work for her, boo boo.

 

[Snusmumriken]

This year’s Optavia arc: weight loss gummies. Come on wellness scam artists, make it happen.

 

[Moonpie]

Has big Al ever tried a sock account here?

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Has big Al ever tried a sock account here?

Yes - I mean NO!

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Has big Al ever tried a sock account here?

Actually interacting with us might be just outside of her comfort zone. She strikes me as a bit of a chicken shit when she's outside of her usual (controlled) environment. But who knows. She could be crazy enough.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Even if she was tempted, I don't think she could resist defending her words & actions in a blatantly obvious way. Her socks in her comment section can be sniffed out in just a few comments as she doesn't have the ability to change up any aspect of her written style at all. But that would be funny.

After reading & snivelling over the last reply, I must do the right thing & offer up to the Farm Fam my deepest & most humble apologies. If I try real hard, maybe I can be as humble & apologetic as Amber. I DO forget how hard her life is, poor thing. Between her mentulz & the heroic effort getting from Point A to Point B, it's ridiculous of me to think that life's little habits & minor irritations can be anything other than overwhelmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen for her.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

She reads every word that's written here, whether or not she has an account.

I reserved room 666 for all of us assholes. Open bar!

Was 237 taken?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Someone that some people suspected to be either Becky or a white knight once spammed the board for an hour or two by giving everyone autistic ratings before getting banned. This was I think two years ago? Amber herself? Not yet.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She reads every word that's written here, whether or not she has an account.



Was 237 taken?

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Yeah, there's some bitch in there always cackling at her own jokes. If we wanted that, we could just keep listening to Big Al.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

In her latest 20 min video she doesn't mention the new weight loss journey she's been on since October, or the 52.8 pounds that she allegedly loss. So I looked up her stupid weight loss instagram and, of course, it's dead. There's two posts, one from Jan 5 and Feb 1. Plenty of people are still commenting on both posts but Amber is nowhere to be found. Rip pineapleepinup

 

[canadiancxnt]

In her latest 20 min video she doesn't mention the new weight loss journey she's been on since October, or the 52.8 pounds that she allegedly loss. So I looked up her stupid weight loss instagram and, of course, it's dead. There's two posts, one from Jan 5 and Feb 1. Plenty of people are still commenting on both posts but Amber is nowhere to be found. Rip pineapleepinup

I find it odd that she's still clinging on to that pineappleepinup IG in her recent video like it matters.

Just remove it, Fat AL; we know you gave up right after you started.