Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bookish]

Facebook Amber pre-Krystal/Krystle? was terrible. And even Amber, herself, said she took on Krystle's manner of speaking during that period. She was openly cheating on Casey. She was rude and entitled. She called out Krystle and low key implied she had not sent the money she said she did, when she actually did. She hadn't needed necessities, either, it was for a tattoo. That woman owed her nothing, but she was ready to expose her on FB as a liar and Krystle was still stupid enough to take her in and make her a burden on her own family. Amber talked crap about Casey and Casey's mother publicly, while atill living in their home. and was extremely ungrateful. That's the Amber we know. Not sure why people make those stupid comments about how good and soft spoken she used to be, but I see them, periodically, as well.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I'm waiting for her to turn on her doctor once she tries putting her on a diet, She's proclaimed her love for past doctors only to ghost them once they start actually expecting results from her.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Over time, one easily sees that she lives in the moment & seems to honestly think the rest of the world does as well. How else to explain she thinks saying something today opposite of what she said yesterday, magically erases yesterday's utterings?

Certainly there are habits & personality traits that time, education, experience & maturity alters but the underlying personality & unaddressed issues don't. She doesn't have the education & clarity of thought that brings, zero meaningful adult experiences & her lack of maturity is a byword among internet train wrecks.

Agreed. With all the talk of life insurance and health insurance, if Amber does not see the benefit of those things “right now”, they are not important to her and a waste of money. She was always this way, but now with the money, she became arrogant about it. She despises accountability and this is why she blames, among others, her made-up mental issues. She does not have ADD, bipolar, etc, but a terrible personality. She is only interested of what make her feel good at the moment and she has no concept of the future. She is portraying that she is living her best life, but the empress has no clothes.

 

[Clintonberg]

I don't know. Just try to imagine Amber lifting her leg up to kick anything. The biggest thing her furbabies have to worry about is being sit on.

 

[xoxo_gossipgorl]

I keep checking here in hopes that Amber says something about the whole Chantal/Charlie Gold thing, since Chantal brought her name up as well. I know I’m being in thinking she would insert herself for some more fun drama though.

Edit: shut the fuck up Amber we all know you’re not voting

 

[Agoodpotroast]

A Yahoo email address for business. Serious inquiries only!

It kills me that she has a "business" email address. Like someone is trying to contact her dumb ass for business inquiries

 

[Thumb Butler]

It kills me that she has a "business" email address. Like someone is trying to contact her dumb ass for business inquiries

Why not? There's no lack of shameless Youtube or other social media "celebs". Walmart and the orange chicken place should look into a sponsorship.

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

I think Aymbur is mentally ill, but not in the quirky way she wants to be, for instance bipolar, depression, anxiety and so on. She probably has some kind of raging personality disorder but would rather tape over that with other mental illnesses that she thinks excuse her shitty behavior because she doesn't really know what any of the terms actually mean.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I think Aymbur is mentally ill, but not in the quirky way she wants to be, for instance bipolar, depression, anxiety and so on. She probably has some kind of raging personality disorder but would rather tape over that with other mental illnesses that she thinks excuse her shitty behavior because she doesn't really know what any of the terms actually mean.

I agree. Obviously there's something going on because the typical well adjusted person isn't 500+ pounds. And I don't doubt that she's depressed but I don't think she has clinical depression or anything like that. I think she had a hard childhood that she hasn't worked through and ate herself into a situation she can't easily get out of in the process. She could definitely qualify for histrionic personality disorder.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I keep checking here in hopes that Amber says something about the whole Chantal/Charlie Gold thing, since Chantal brought her name up as well. I know I’m being in thinking she would insert herself for some more fun drama though.

Edit: shut the fuck up Amber we all know you’re not voting
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LOL. Of course she'd support someone living on the government teat for decades without doing jack shit. You're nothing if not predictable, LardassLynn.

 

[497]

So, I guess if those are the only things she puts into her body, she either hasn’t been prescribed or hasn’t been taking any antibiotics for her peepee problems. Hmm...

also blood pressure medication whatever happened to that, lol? this video was almost a year ago from her new recent diagnosis. kiwis remember! I wonder how long it'll be till she shits on this new doctor she loves so much.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Noe there is a way she could use up her ample time - volunteering for Bernie. She could cold call potential Sanders voters in order to convince them that HE'S the man! I'm sure she could quickly & thoroughly sum up his economic policies as well as detail how it's all going to be paid for. I'm sure she could sway thousands & Thousands & THOUSANDS...

 

[Strong Tomato]

I mean you don't come out of the shitty childhood she had without some sort of mental trauma or issues imo. But at some point you have to grow the fuck up and accept the cards you've been dealt and take care of it properly, which she doesn't do. She just wants to throw a pitty party for herself her entire life.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Noe there is a way she could use up her ample time - volunteering for Bernie. She could cold call potential Sanders voters in order to convince them that HE'S the man! I'm sure she could quickly & thoroughly sum up his economic policies as well as detail how it's all going to be paid for. I'm sure she could sway thousands & Thousands & THOUSANDS...

She totally would, but sadly, there's that pesky phone anxiety.

And she'd totally go canvassing door to door, but she can hardly make it to her mailbox.

Volunteering in the local campaign office? Sitting in office chairs is unsafe for her (like when she quit her super secret government job).

Maybe just becoming informed about the issues so she could make an informed decision rather than a trendy one? Too stupid, to arrogant, and doesn't actually live in the real world.

But that's right amber, someone with a bernie 2016 sticker knows what's up. It's kinda telling that there's no 2020 sticker on that car.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

I mean you don't come out of the shitty childhood she had without some sort of mental trauma or issues imo. But at some point you have to grow the fuck up and accept the cards you've been dealt and take care of it properly, which she doesn't do. She just wants to throw a pitty party for herself her entire life.

I agree.

I just want to add:
Amber has missed basic developmental milestones (but that's more the fault of her environment than herself), has low intelligence and imo, shows signs of executive dysfunction (which funnily enough is a symptom of Bipolar Disorder which she claims to have). (But like I said that's just my opinion.) Since executive function is responsible for things needed to function on a day to day basis like planing, impulse control, etc.; I do not think that this woman will ever change. She'll continue going in circles until she falls over.

Also, Amber: Every person has a sob story to tell but not every person expects to be exempt from judgement because of it.

 

[Legalsegull]

So i was watching a compilation channel this morning and heard Amber say something interesting... She said how if she stopped eating she would only make it about 2 weeks and then she would die. That got me thinking, how many calories does that calorie camel have stored up in all that fat.

If my math is off feel free to correct me but i figured she probably has about 90 weeks worth of calories stored in and around her body and face areas!!! I figured it takes around 3500 cal to burn off a pound of fat so being generous lets say she has about 370 extra pounds of fat on her frame, thats 1,295,000 calories. Divided that number by 14,000, roughly the amount her body would consume in a week by just being a person and that was about 90 weeks worth of stored up energy..... Idk if thats accurate but if it is thats astounding. Im pretty shit at math and its fairly early so i could be off i just couldnt stop thinking about it and had to tell someone.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

I keep checking here in hopes that Amber says something about the whole Chantal/Charlie Gold thing, since Chantal brought her name up as well. I know I’m being in thinking she would insert herself for some more fun drama though.

Edit: shut the fuck up Amber we all know you’re not voting
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i think the last thing the bernie camp needs right now is an endorsement from hamberlynn reid

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Die in two weeks? Really now, Amber. You don't think you may be at very high risk of dying right now from the severe morbid obesity that you've had since late childhood?

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

A Yahoo email address for business. Serious inquiries only!

I wrote to her new email to ask what she does after sharting in public. Does she continue whatever she was doing or go home to clean up the chunks of congealed shit lodged in her shelf ass? Well, instead of answering my legitimate question, she wrote back some really cunty things.

It really is true what they say: never meet your idols

 

[C3PBRO]

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God, what a lazy grab at woke status.

It's telling that she said Bernie "kicked ass" in NH, when he only got 26% of the vote. She didn't pay attention to shit. Amberlynn probably overheard an uncharacteristically enthusiastic mumble about it from thumb butler, and immediately wondered how she can use it to create the illusion that she knows a single thing about anything, ever.